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Raj (Noble Con)
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Did anybody save the SOMB timeline?




SOMB TIMELINE MARK VII
Compiled by Raj. Written collectively by members of the SOMB. If anyone wants to be specifically credited for their particular contribution, just say so. If anyone finds fault with a part of the timeline, or feels an item is not worthy of inclusion, they can say so in this thread or PM me.

1993: Sound Opinions, "The World's Only Rock 'n’ Roll Talk Show," hosted by Chicago Sun-Times critic Jim DeRogatis and Chicago Reader critic Bill Wyman, debuts on The Loop (97.9).

1994: The show moves to Q101 (101.1).

1995: The show ends when DeRogatis took a job at Rolling Stone.

1998: Sound Opinions returns in 1998 on WXRT (93.1) with Chicago Tribune critic Greg Kot, and the pair remain hosts to present day.

2000?: The original Sound Opinions webpage is founded, linking to the WXRT homepage. A crude, turn of the century-style message board is established and linked to through the Sound Opinions (SO) website. The site and the message board are regularly plugged on air by the hosts, with hopes that listeners will register and discuss topics pertaining to the show.

2000: The earliest incarnation of the board, a tree-style forum, is scrapped for a model where only topics are displayed instead of all responses. This board may have been replaced by yet another before the first major board shift in 2003, but there remains no evidence to confirm such a claim. This version was somewhat similar to I Love Music (ilx.wh3rd.net) in format and perhaps only Hickman and Janine were around for it (or would this be the previous entry, Brett? - raj). Littleramona lurks: "Nothing happened. I mean, somebody would start a thread and it would die. Right on the spot. Tumbleweed rolls through ghost towns, but here tumbleweed would actually have livened the place up."

Late 2000: Jim and Greg announce their best CDs of 2000, creating some of the first real debate with contributions from Whichoneispink, Crease and Hickman.

Early 2001: The first formal version of the SOMB. Undo, Nick, Janine, Hickman, Okcompinkerton/Sherriff Sam/cpl-593h, bleachthesheep, Whichoneispink, Crease, Littleramona, Coolrock and By-Tor are among the earliest members. Popular topics include the third Weezer album, Radiohead's “Kid A,” the demise and aftermath of Smashing Pumpkins, and a pair of hot new bands: The Strokes and The White Stripes. Perhaps inspired by the novelty and instant gratification of the boarding experience, several members begin experimenting with blogging and writing for websites. Friendliness and optimism abound.

September 2001: The biggest controversy in 2001 is Brett's reaction to Bill Maher's comments about what really was "cowardly" right after the 9/11 attacks. Most of the board fights viciously over those comments.

Late 2001: Tjenz, Damo Suzuki and Issachar join.

December 2001/January 2002: The year-end Sound Opinions album poll takes place, with Jim and Greg reading their top 10 lists on the air. A thread is posted on the message board for listeners to contribute their own lists. Many do and a lengthy thread with some discussion ensues, but soon fades into memory as January begins.

January 2002: Nonphenomenal joins, insults Hickman.

Spring 2002: One of the first great battles about hip-hop as a legitimate genre is started. Ben, Cpl-593h (okcompinkerton), Damo (p1nk...) and Midnite Vulture are the first to man the frontline. Started in the days before rockism even had a name.
The Sevbass scandal.

Mid-2002: Wilco releases “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” after months of near-hyperbolic critical acclaim by Sound Opinions hosts DeRogatis and Kot. Radiohead releases “Amnesiac.” Both albums become the source of some of the first truly passionate attempts at discussion on the board in the first prosperous era of the SOMB.
Eric Maloney joins the board.

June 2002: Diesel95 and Saskadelphia join the board.

August 2002: The new Beck thread.

Fall 2002: A big poll on albums is taken. Several people including Melissa and Ben are extremely disappointed in the results, particularly the fact that “Automatic For the People” finishes at #1. Janine says she protests the results because "Shiny Happy People" is on the album. The board jumps all over her for not knowing the truth. Janine leaves the board soon after, though she says it's not because people ripped her. Melissa blames the results on the point system. She creates a complicated system where voters can designate points for each album. A new vote is taken in November. “Automatic” still wins.

Late 2002: A thread on Bruce Springsteen's "The Rising" draws many responses and leads to the formation of the Four Horseman, a Springsteen advocacy group. The group includes at some point Norton, El C, Celtic Fish, Issachar and Eric Maloney (yes/no? –raj). The bar nights begin and continue for the next year.
St. Park (then Whichwill07) begins to lurk. Yellowgrrl joins the board.

December 2002: Little Jess meets SOMB members at a show and DJDee bemoans an Illmatic-less best-of albums list; they both join the board.
DJ battles HoosierBuff in the Etc Forum and battles Hickman in the Discussion Forum.
The year-end poll is taken once more. Again, listeners post their top 10 lists, but member Rap_Damage takes it upon himself to compile every list together and to add up the results to see what albums were the board's favorites. “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” takes #1, with The Flaming Lips, Beck, Steve Earle, and Neko Case rounding out the top 5. The results are posted in a thread that earns less than 5 replies.
Ben and Issachar get into a big fight about the meaning of "rock" after discussing Greg and Jim's status as "rock" critics. Issachar said if they're not going to put rock albums in their top 20, then they shouldn't be called "rock" critics. Ben was pissed, challenging Issachar to come up with his own top 20. And when this happened, Ben went through the list with a fine-toothed comb, telling him, "The Flaming Lips are rock? You really believe that?" It was great fun to read.
December 26, 2002: Jenny Penny joins.

Various 2002: Damo's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" thread.
Cpl-593h gets drunk and is tempted to delete the Suggestion Forum.
Destro's headphones post (later? -raj).
The Et Cetera Forum is added.
A review forum is created, then eliminated some time in 2002 or 2003.
Scottpl defends ABBA in massive thread, the first great pop debate.
Little Jess mocks the Now Playing Thread with Photoshop. Samples: "Album No One Has Ever Heard Of," "Token Hip Hop Record".
Hickman makes his 3000th post, a SOMBie first. The post is preceded with much anticipation from the board and then describes Hickman’s experience at the Strokes concert at the Aragon with his son.
Freddie Freelance, Beansimpson, Benwelsh, harrisjon (El Corazon) and norton join at different points during the year.

January 2003: SOMB night at The Gingerman. The first copies of Get On The Bus are leaked. The Gingerman hosted at least two other get-togethers.

February 2003: Not deterred by his past list-compiling failure, Rap_Damage posts his "top 100 songs of 2002" list, a list of unprecedented proportions that generates slightly more interest than previous efforts.

March 2003: “In March 2003, there was a SOMBie get-together at the Abbey Pub. A lot of the big-name SOMBies went. Jim and Greg did a show there and we watched it. I forget who the hell played. I met a bunch of the guys at the show. Some I saw and met there: MattW, By-Tor, felldownawell, whichonespink, coolrock, issachar, Hickman, Hoosierbuff, and a lot more. Somebody took a lot of pics. It was the first time people saw other SOMBies on the board. The funniest thing about it was the stir Dawn caused. Dawn kept telling people she was going to find board members she didn't like (ones who attacked her on the board) at the bar and tell them off to their faces. After the show, Dawn told everybody she was there, but she stayed upstairs and didn't want to cause a scene. Nobody believed her. Ask other SOMBies if you need more info. I drank a lot that night, so my memory is fuzzy on some of the details.” – Pookie/Limeinthecoconut
The Good Dr. Bill joins SOMB.

Early 2003: With the US invasion of Iraq just a month away, the SOMB attempts to invade the Pitchfork Media Services board (PFMS). The operation is a disaster from the beginning, but somehow does not lead to a backlash from the PFMS. Later in the year, PFMS disbands; it later goes through several transitions and becomes Hipinion.
Klein does info cards on SOMBies based on GI Joe.

April 2003:
Little Jess' birthday photoshops also happened at about that time.
The acronym "SOMB" is first employed. "Sombies," created by cpl-593h, soon follows.
The second prosperous era ("The Golden Age" begins as members meet offline at concerts, parties, and other events. The queen of this period is Little Jess, but Bhickman, Skippy, Eric Maloney, Yellowgrrl, Lucky Luc, and By-Tor also formed the core of the 21+ SOMB clique. Younger SOMB members participate in these meet-ups, but never quite as regularly.
April 23, 2005 The second (third?) version of the board begins in late April. A hideous orange layout is quickly junked in favor of the modern light blues.

May 2003: Scott and DJDee wrestle over the definition of hip-hop.
Raj joins.

June 2003: By-Tor professes his love for someone on the board in his 1,000th post, the person remains nameless, but everyone obviously knows who it is. He re-professes his love two years later.

Mid-2003: The term "Asscobra" first appears on the board after Jim and Greg review a Turbonegro album amid much giggling.
Damo's "in the kitchen" thread.

August 2003: Bobandbob starts the TOP ALBUMS OF THE (decades) POLL. Many did not care for the results, although El Corazon probably enjoyed the lists. Under B&B's rules, "London Calling" won the best album of the '70s, "Murmur" won the '80s and there was a controversial thing as "Automatic For The People" and "OK Computer" may have both won the '90s or something.
Little Jess hosts a party attended by Whichoneispink, Skinnyhipsrivers, Skippy, By-Tor, Klein, Gordon and one or two others. Jess photoshops the event.

September 2003: Maiden Week coincides with the release of “Dance of Death,” Iron Maiden's most recent studio album. It lasts longer than a week, and was awesome.
Sombie Cookbook.
Rufus and Ben, as well as others, attend a Turbonegro show.

October 2003: A thread started by Scott Pl/Plan B on the Strokes' "Room On Fire" goes to marathon length.
Pavement Ist Rad and Zero As a Limit join SOMB.

Late 2003: DJ pans Revolver in the "My take on a classic rec: Visual presentation" thread, which almost destroys the board as the largest rockism struggle to date. Some time in 2004, Welsh finally locks the thread to stop it. Scottpl posts his "six rules" (later archived) that serve as an unofficial creed for the anti-rockists on the board. The rockism debate rages for much of the following year.

December 2003: William Tell goes on his second major thread tear (“In this thread we are unenthusiastic Nazis,” and so forth).
Jim DeRogatis and Greg Kot prepare their year-end best-of lists and once again ask listeners to submit their own on the message board. This time, the board expresses genuine interest in having their collective lists tabulated together to see what could come out on top. The Good Dr. Bill (yes/no? -raj) accepts this challenge and sends out blurb assignments to many list-makers. The final product was the SOMB Best Albums of 2003 list, posted ceremoniously in mid/late-December of the year, complete with album art and member reviews, and is even read on air by Sound Opinions producer Matt Spiegel in an episode airing in early January. The project is a surprising success, save for the lack of an album cover image to link to for M83's Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts on allmusic.com. The mysterious substitute cover posted on the board soon after somehow reverts/changes to a large photo of a penis after a day and is quickly removed. Radiohead's “Hail To The Thief” proves to be the winner by consensus, beating the follow-up albums from The Strokes and The White Stripes. Over the next two years, some members will regret this choice and declare it to be one of the worst moments in the history of the board.
December 2, 2003: This apparently confirms that the original Sulu "rant" (or at least part of it) took place on December 2, 2003.

Various 2003: "Don't Call Me Sam."
Damo's Hilary Duff thread.
Little Jess and Skippy set up the SOMB mix archive.
The Answer and Question Thread of 2003. The 1000 Songs Thread.
The "Fuck You Hickman" thread, which is started innocently by TJENZ, but grew into a barrage of the profane phrase where other members of the board join in, ending every post with "fuck you Hickman," regardless of the context, resulting in Hickman's co-workers laughing hysterically at him in one of the funniest threads in SOMB history.
Biggoofysmartass, Dear Strongbad (what is this? -raj)
Someone (I’ve been told who this was apparently but it was suggested I not post it unless they were cool with that, so whatever – raj) drives through the I-Pass lanes without paying. The board debates the ethics of I-Pass and paying tolls.
Band survivor. Radiohead fans are steaming mad when their favorite band is voted off in the first round. The Jamily keeps Pearl Jam in the running deep into the game. TJENZ, Tslow, and Abnormal rejoice.
Destro and Frankie Teardrop/Mutant Disco join.

Late 2003 / early 2004: The great Sickpup and Demon Cleaner vs. Scottpl and Damo rockism debates.
Gordon leaves the board.

January 2004: Troll activity peaks with the “I hate retards” thread in the first dark age of the SOMB. Simakos joins with "I may be a newbie, but I'm already tired of this Hickman guy." In a massive blowout, Hickman quits the board, then comes back several days later.
On Martin Luther King Jr. Day, boarder Neo-Beatnik states that MLK cheated on his wife, “as most black men are wont to do.”
Damo and William Tell display their black humor in the Cumspray thread, which runs through mid-year. Its final post before being archived and subsequently deleted from existence is dated July 24, 2004.
January 1, 2005: Hickman briefly goes on the Atkins diet. (According to Yellowgrrl - Hickman, feel free to interject if any of this abuse is undeserved! -raj)

February? 2004: Dawn quits the board after the "Newwaverdawn - what kind of crazy are we talkin'?" thread.

Spring 2004: Cpl-593h starts a quarterly singles thread. Midnite Vulture takes over by fall.
The SOMB Mystery Mix.
Geoneb rates his favorite posters in SOMB Madness.
Hickman (Yes? No? -raj) creates the SOMB chatroom on Soulseek and Raj asks people to put it on autojoin, sparking a few brief but mostly uneventful SOMB chats.
NCAA tournament.
Janine returns (Is this time period right, Janine? -raj).

May? 2004: Ben Welsh and Wakingrufus do the final Clampdown radio show. Guests in the show's history include Hickman, William Tell, I-C, Klein and Scott PL.

July 2004: Ben and cpl-593h/Sherriff Sam retire as moderators and Modjam takes over.
AceintheHole, Some Girl and Yancy join.
July 29 2004, 12:04 AM: SOMB moderator Jason debuts the 4th (5th?) incarnation of the message board. Among the changes, guests are no longer allowed to post. This leads to a brief but fierce debate about the worthiness of guests, as well as the name "Guests Rule, Registering Sucks" (which is little more than a historical oddity today).

August 2004: The “Some Girl: Why the avatar change?” thread.

September 2004: Old moderators are accused of tampering with PMs and/or being Jiggawoman. Words are exchanged, threads are deleted.
Saskadelphia and Simakos encourage people to check out a band called Arcade Fire.
Jenny Penny is quoted in the onion (or was it the reader or newcity or something? Was it like an events calendar? -raj). "Let's all get stoned, hang out under (stare at? -raj) the bean and listen to some Tortoise."

October 2004: After he is branded as a rockist in the national press, Jim DeRogatis takes the debate to the SOMB, where he spars with Ben Welsh for a few days before disappearing again.
The "Nine Songs Per Decade" thread.
"Remember the SOMB in 1985?" thread.
Some Girl starts two threads on SOMBies with bands. These eventually served as the foundation for the Plug One Forum.

November 2004: Little Jess is elected president of the board with Some Girl as VP. This doesn’t really go anywhere.
In the wake of the election Ben Welsh starts "Lovers, you must not be lazy," one of the first big YSI threads. Posting presages later Welsh/Good Dr. Bill disputes over thread relevance.
In a pre-show dinner with a hella large group of SOMBies the day after Thanksgiving, ElemenoPT announces to two members of the Arcade Fire: "Would you like to sit with us? We're from an internet message board, Sound Opinions."
Dr. Jimmy, Velocity Girl and Biggie McSmalls join.

December 2004: The Arcade Fire upsets Franz Ferdinand in the year-end albums poll; Usher, Franz and Modest Mouse lead the singles poll. Several months of inspired posts by Jerkass result in his submission of a best-of album list (which includes both Green Day and Juvenile) and his penning of a Green Day "American Idiot" blurb. He is later outed as a member of another message board. The lists grow from a fun poll into a full-fledged event. Once the results were revealed and the post-list discussion wound itself to a close, it was clear that the year-end lists had become the SOMB's raison d'être.
The year-end list and several other lists conducted in early 2005, along with the contributions of several freshman posters, breaths new life into the SOMB in the third prosperous era.
Slackmo and Complain join.

Various 2004: Hickman, Morgan and others win the "You're the Critic" contest and are punished/praised with photos/mockery.
Hickman assails “Marquee Moon” as overrated in an essay proposed for a similarly-themed book.
The "Bump n Grind" debates, ending with the Good Dr. Bill challenging Ben Welsh on 90s R&B knowledge and MV stepping in and winning by default.
The MS Paint album thread captures the minds of SOMBies young and old.
The first ever compilation of tunes by SOMB bands was released. It was initially started by Undo, who turned it over to Norton at some point. “SOMB Sounds Volume One” included songs by The Republicans (Pavement Ist Rad), Kiss n Ride (Matvonthies), Fabian's Children (I-C), Collectors (Maztrax), Gold Coast Refuse (tweed), The Unemployed, What Four (norton's son, charley scott and klunk), Riveria (dp_glono), Amber Smith (Binko), Captain Nobody, CopyrightQ, wakingrufus, psychosumo, Scopdom Scop (Sid Hartha). Volume Two is schedule to begin production next month.
Bobandbob attempts to make SOMB history by creating a 14-disc Intro To Jazz series, which falls mostly on deaf ears.

January 2005: The SOMB Top 500 Albums of All Time. The second all-time albums poll is initiated earlier in 2004 by St. Park, conducted by Lucky Luc in fall 2004 and completed by The Good Dr. Bill, with the results delayed until after the year-end lists were posted. This time around Radiohead nudges out the Clash for the top spot. More significantly, “Automatic For The People” does not make the top 5. Most members are content with these results, but several pages of arguments eventually pile up after a troll member accuses Radiohead of "aping" Pink Floyd.
The Good Dr. Bill starts a thread on his marathon viewings of old music videos and runs up a huge post count, later surpassing Hickman as the lead post holder and holding that #1 slot for a significant length of time for the first time in two or three years.
Drano/Sickpup tells the board to rate the other members of the board. In doing so, he offends many members by not including them ("If you didn't make the list, don't worry, it just means you don't merit inclusion"). Of the hundreds of members of the board, Drano rates a few dozen and gives high grades (over 6.5) to less than 20 members, including thebunk, Morgan, raj, whichonespink, The Good Dr. Bill, Nick, Bhickman, crease, undo, Plan B, and a few more.
The Best of 2004 Film poll was finalized in January, 2005. "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" takes the top spot in the first annual SOMB best film poll. Slackmo and Elemeno remain good friends despite a bitter feud over the merits of "Dogville."

February 2005: The SOMB Top 500, Pt. 2: The Singles. The first ever all-time best singles poll results are revealed in a top 500 countdown hosted by The Good Dr. Bill, complete with sleeve art images and YSIs. "Temptation," "Smells Like Teen Spirit," "Love Will Tear Us Apart," and "Bizarre Love Triangle" lead up to an unexpected number one choice: The Beach Boys' "Wouldn't It Be Nice” / “God Only Knows.” The thread proves to be one of the biggest and most popular in board history.
Several months of gradual incursion by posters from a frequently-crashing King’s X board bubbles over into xenophobic riots with the “Setting the Record Straight on King’s X” thread, currently still the third-biggest thread on the discussion board in total replies.
Ace starts the "Who killed classic rock?" thread, leading to a long, bitter pitched battle primarily between Ace and Raj. Pic spamming eventually kills it.
Mitchell Sterling and Undercooked Sausage join.
Demon Cleaner leaves the board.

March 2005: SOMBie Poker Night in Naperville. Bhickman and Slackmo duke it out with Bhickie taking the pot... Elemeno brags about the best pizza in the world, then burns said pizza while re-heating.
Solace joins.

April 2005: The Crutch inadvertently offends several lurking Metro staffers and (mostly) quits the board.
The box sets begin. Many are never seen again.
Skippy gets married; gay jokes persist.
SOMBie pro wrestling fans have a venue to discuss the sport after Midnite_Vulture starts "The Offical WWE Thread" on the day of Wrestlemania 21. It (temporarily) outpaces "The Offical MLB Thread."
Dr. Jimmy starts a thread on Sufjan Stevens’ “Illinois.”
April 1, 2005: Some Girl propositions board members as an April Fool’s joke. Results vary; five months later, some are still waiting for sex.

May 2005: LCD Soundsystem / MIA show.
Sex for coke.
An innocent thread turns into an all-out cat fight between Msholly and Some Girl before Msholly leaves the board, then later returns and the two make peace.
Yellowgrrl's "Adventures In Bikeriding" thread.
May 8, 2005: Lost In Pittsburgh dies in his sleep, marking the first known SOMBie death.

June 2005: The music video poll.
Montana starts an excessive number of Pink Floyd related threads, in the wake of the band's Live 8 performance.
“The Simpsons,” “Seinfeld,” “The Sopranos,” “Monty Python's Flying Circus,” “Six Feet Under,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “South Park,” “The Twilight Zone,” “The Office” and “Family Guy” are SOMBie's favorite 10 TV shows. Mitchell Sterling conducted the poll, which resulted in a list of 349 shows.

July 2005: Intonation Festival and Lollapalooza. Many SOMBies meet at both events.
The Creepy D group invades the SOMB and is met with hostile but then positive reactions, and assimilates into the board more seamlessly than previous nomadic tribes.
Steve Earle sells song to truck company, sending some portions of the board into a tailspin.
I-C creates a thread where You Send It links from other threads can be simulposted. The thread takes on a life of its own, including prominent leaks.

August 2005: After a quiet period Little Jess returns to regular posting with "Question for the Married Folks" and "Human Studies."
Andy Ant makes drunken posts which may or may not be passes at Ryan.
The Good Dr. Bill's top music videos list is completed. The top ten: 10 Nirvana Heart-Shaped Box Anton Corbijn / 9 Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer Stephen R. Johnson / 8 Bob Dylan Subterranean Homesick Blues D.A. Pennebaker / 7 Radiohead Paranoid Android Magnus Carlsson / 6 Johnny Cash Hurt Mark Romanek / 5 Radiohead Just Jamie Thraves / 4 The White Stripes Fell in Love With a Girl Michel Gondry / 3 Beastie Boys Sabotage Spike Jonze / 2 Weezer Buddy Holly Spike Jonze / 1 Blur Coffee & TV Hammer & Tongs

September 2005: Brad Owen innocently advertises a music trivia contest on the board. Extremely negative reactions by some parties and accusations from a few boarders on the morality of the contest convince organizers to reverse most of their "cheating is OK" policy. Jenny Penny wins, learns the importance of believing in herself.
Wakingrufus becomes a moderator.
Alkaline Drown finishes the Britpop list. The top ten: 10. Bittersweet Symphony – The Verve / 9. Wonderwall – Oasis / 8. Country House – Blur / 7. Born Slippy (NUXX) – Underworld / 6. Disco 2000 – Pulp / 5. Connection – Elastica / 4. Live Forever – Oasis / 3. Girls and Boys – Blur / 2. Alright – Supergrass / 1. Common People - Pulp
September 13, 2005: Raj starts the SOMB Timeline thread.

October 28, 2005: The Godfather is named as the SOMB's number one movie in the 499 best movies list, ending an epic seven-month countdown.
October 31, 2005: SOMB member Pavement Ist Rad releases his solo album about the alphabet.

November 1, 2005: The SOMB singles and album suggestion threads begin in anticipation of year-end voting.
An unusual Sound Opinions radio broadcast raises eyebrows among the SOMB massive as Jim and Greg appear to drop hints throughout the show that something is coming to an end.
November 2, 2005: Sound Opinions announces it will move to NPR in December, making the November 1 show its final broadcast on XRT after 354 shows over seven years on the adult rock station. The announcement, coincidentally paralleling the release of Disney’s “Chicken Little,” sets off several chains of panicked debate and worry concerning the future of the radio show and the message board. In the days following, lurkers and trolls unload a series of accusatory threads that mostly just confuse everyone.
November 8, 2005: A disclaimer about the content of the site goes up on the main page, causing about the same amount of consternation as the actual NPR announcement did. The board responds by starting over a half-dozen threads essentially all saying the same thing.
November 11, 2005: Sound Opinions announces it will begin podcasting; the first podcast features filmmaker Cameron Crowe.

December 2005: A new report feature is added, and the several notorious troll accounts are removed from the board.
Year-end polling unfolds with a series of twists and surprises. “Since You Been Gone,” “Black and White Town,” “Hounds of Love,” “Feel Good Inc.” and “Do You Want To” round out the top five singles. DYWT’s win by eight points – without a single #1 vote – generates a fair amount of debate.
In the albums poll, Sufjan Stevens cruises to an expected easy win, with Andrew Bird, Bloc Party, the New Pornographers and Wolf Parade rounding out the top five. But the album poll also had its share of surprises as artists like Fischerspooner, Tom Vek, Dungen, Rachel Stevens and Konono No. 1 placed high among the expected popular SOMB choices.
Demon Cleaner returns.

January 16, 2006: Server problems lead to a complete board crash and the loss of all data.
January 22, 2006: The 5th (6th?) version of the board is introduced.
Mitchell
The SOMB top 351 TV Shows

351 The Benny Hill Show
350 MTV Unplugged
349 Dinner For Five
348 Aeon flux
347 The Lone Ranger
346 Wild Chicago
345 Three Stooges
344 Salute Your Shorts
343 Later With Jools Holland
342 L.A. Law
341 The Man Show
340 Clerks
339 Party of Five
338 Daria
337 Dana Carvey Show
336 the Jackie Thomas Show
335 Mythbusters
334 Dragonball z
333 The Beverlie Hillbillies
332 Blind Date
331 I Love the 90s
330 Wacky races
329 Rumpole of the Bailey
328 Big Train
327 Rugrats
326 Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
325 The Oprah Winfrey Show
324 Berserk
323 The Dukes of Hazard
322 Tales From the Darkside
321 yokite japan
320 This Week in Baseball
319 The Wonderful World of Disney
318 Dynasty
317 The Newlywed Game
316 The Andy Dick Show
315 Bozo's Circus
314 Drawn Together
313 Digimon
312 Boy Meets World
311 Hey Hey It's Saturday
310 The Day Today
309 Transformers
308 Laverne & Shirley
307 Line of Fire
306 Gigglesnort Hotel
305 Once And Again
304 Dad's Army
303 Wiseguy
302 The Odd Couple
301 Wheel of Fortune
300 Emeril Live
299 Rainbow Brite
298 home run derby
297 Space Giants
296 The Goon Show
295 Berverly Hills 90210
294 Porridge
293 Clarissa Explains it All
292 Ed
291 Love Connection
290 Bottom
289 The Adam and Joe Show
288 VH1 storytellers
287 The Wire
286 Jem
285 Nightline
284 Real sex
283 Project Runway
282 Win Ben Stein's Money
281 The Jeffersons
280 Welcome Back Kotter
279 Trigger Happy TV
278 Wallace and Gromit
277 Rocky's Modern Life
276 Are You Being Served ?
275 Peep Show
274 Hotel Erotica
273 John Safran vs. God
272 The Micallef Programme
271 Beat the Geeks
270 Ray Rayner
269 Night Gallery
268 Project Greenlight
267 Hancock's Half Hour
266 Sunday Morning
265 It's Garry Shandling's Show
264 Rex The Runt
263 Night Flight
262 Night Music
261 Fraggle Rock
260 Smallville
259 The Invaders (original)
258 Some Mothers Do Ave' Em
257 Schoolhouse Rock
256 Dave Allan At Large
255 Wildboyz
254 The Royle Family
253 The Britass Empire
252 Kenny Everett's Television Show
251 History Detectives
250 What Not To Wear
249 Pokemon
248 Neon Genesis Evangelion (Shin)
247 The Mighty Boosh
246 The Fast Show
245 The Sound Opinions show
243 Monday Night Raw
242 Monkey Dust
241 tom goes to the mayor
241 The King of Queens
240 buzzkill
239 Big Brother
238 Action
237 Danger Mouse
236 Press Your Luck
235 Cagney and Lacey
234 The jetsons
233 You Bet Your Life (Groucho version)
232 Fat Albert
231 Laugh In
230 HBO america undercover
229 Knowing Me, Knowing You
228 Green Wing
227 I Love the 80s
226 Fridays (1980)
225 Spitting Image
224 Roots
223 The Electric Company
222 The Blue Planet
221 The Munsters
220 Teachers
219 The Six Million Dollar Man
218 Little Britain
217 Wings
216 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
215 Dawson's Creek
214 X-Men
213 Pardon the Interruption
212 Phoenix Nights
211 The Weakest Link
210 The Price is Right
209 reno 911
208 Superfriends
207 Inside the actors studio
206 Steptoe And Son
205 full metal alchemy
204 Nighty Night
203 Remote Control
202 Image Union
201 Baseball tonight
200 Macgyver
199 Soul Train
198 Leave it to Beaver
197 Saved By The Bell
196 Neighbours
195 American Idol
194 Good Times
193 The Flintstones
192 real sports with bryant gumbel
191 Scooby Doo
190 The League Of Gentleman
189 Relativity
188 John Safran's Music Jamboree
187 The Adventures of Pete & Pete
186 Square Pegs
185 Max Headroom
184 The McLaughlin Group
183 Star Trek (original)
182 Upright Citizens Brigade
181 Land of the Lost
180 Spaced
179 Only Fools And Horses
178 Monk
177 CSI
176 Kolchack: The Night Stalker
175 Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
174 Night Court
173 Speed Racer
172 Pop-Up Video
171 The Apprentice
170 Carnivale
169 Da Ali G Show
168 Thundercats
167 Batman (1992)
166 Zoom
165 Mork & Mindy
164 Alias
163 In living color
162 Dinosaurs
161 OH! Super Milk
160 Andy Richter Controls the Universe
159 Newhart
158 Double Dare
157 Hill Street Blues
156 Gilligan's Island
155 The Awful Truth
154 Mad TV
153 Serial Experiments Lain
152 Home Movies
151 Takeshi's Castle/Most Extreme Elimnation Challenge
150 The Amazing Race
149 Tom & Jerry
148 ALF
147 House
146 Nova
145 Malcom in the Middle
144 Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles
143 Politically Incorrect
142 Black Books
141 The Rockford Files
140 Star Trek: The Next Generation
139 Degrassi Junior High/Degrassi High
138 Rock and Roll Jeopardy
137 Quantum Leap
136 The Monkees
135 Joe Schmo Show
134 The Venture Brothers
133 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
132 The Real World
131 Married With Children
130 The Tom Green Show
129 The State
128 The Newsroom
127 Space Ghost Coast to Coast
126 Iron Chef (Japanese version)
125 Real Time with Bill Maher
124 Whose Line Is It Anyway
123 Fernwood Tonight
122 Alfred Hitchcock Presents
121 DuckTales
120 The Brady Bunch
119 Absolutely Fabulous
118 The Mary Tyler Moore Show
117 OZ
116 American Gladiators
115 Moonlighting
114 Family Feud
113 Three's Company
112 WKRP in Cincinnati
111 Chicago Stories
110 Coupling
109 Red Dwarf
108 Match Game
107 Family Ties
106 The Banana Splits
105 Everybody Loves Raymond
104 The Tonight Show w. J. Carson
103 Father Ted
102 Spongebob Squarepants
101 The Outer Limits
100 120 Minutes
99 I'm Alan Partridge
98 The O.C.
97 Buffy The Vampire Slayer
96 Sports Night
95 The Critic
94 Looney Toons
93 Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
92 Roseanne
91 Lost
90 The Late Show w/ David Letterman
89 NYPD Blue
88 The Gilmore Girls
87 Frontline
86 The Carol Burnett Show
85 The West Wing
84 The Cosby Show
83 Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
82 Behind the Music
81 Aquateen Hunger Force
80 I Love Lucy
79 The Shield
78 Friends
77 Animaniacs
76 Sanford and Son
75 Homicide: Life on the Street
74 Freaks and Geeks
73 Mr. Bean
72 Scrubs
71 The Bob Newhart Show
70 Happy Days
69 NewsRadio
68 Columbo
67 Northern Exposure
66 The Prisoner
65 Sealab: 2021
64 Deadwood
63 The Kids in the Hall
62 Survivor
61 Sesame Street
60 Sex and the City
59 60 Minutes
58 The Honeymooners
57 Jackass
56 Police Squad!
55 Chappelle's Show
54 Frasier
53 St. Elsewhere
52 Barney Miller
51 Law & Order
50 The Andy Griffith Show
49 SOAP
48 The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show
47 Get A Life
46 Sportscenter
45 Get Smart
44 SCTV
43 24
42 Siskel and Ebert
41 Blackadder
40 My So-Called Life
39 The Young Ones
38 The Ren & Stimpy Show
37 Batman (1966)
36 The Tick (1994)
35 Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien
34 Dick Van Dyke Show
33 Taxi
32 King of the Hill
31 ER
30 Dr. Who
29 All in the Family
28 Fawlty Towers
27 Cheers
26 The Wonder Years
25 Pee-Wee's Playhouse
24 The Muppet Show
23 Arrested Development
22 Late Night With David Letterman
21 M*A*S*H
20 The X-Files
19 Mr. Show
18 Futurama
17 The Larry Sanders Show
16 Mystery Science Theater 3000
15 Jeopardy!
14 The Daily Show w/John Stewart
13 Saturday Night Live
12 Beavis and Butthead
11 Twin Peaks
10 Family Guy
9 The Office (BBC)
8 The Twilight Zone
7 South Park
6 Curb Your Enthusiasm
5 Six Feet Under
4 Monty Python's Flying Circus
3 The Sopranos
2 Seinfeld
1 The Simpsons

I though I had a copy of the results of the film poll but it doesn't contain the corrections made while I didn't have broadband access or the top 50.
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QUOTE(Bhickman @ Jan 26 2006, 01:40 PM) [snapback]4647[/snapback]

to elemno:

I'll make this really fucking easy.

Don't ever...EVER fucking respond to my posts again and I'll make goddamn sure to never do so with you.

You have no clue the disconnect between a goddamn message board based on having fun and reality. You fucking know me in reality and you fucking dare to say shit like that? What the fuck?

I'm really upset that we've had this communication breakdown, but I'm not going to listen to you say anymore bullshit about me here. I've been really good not slamming you in return, but you take every opportunity you have to torch me. It's extremely upsetting that something I considered a friendship (maybe not the closest of ones) has ended in such a way. But I just have no use for listening to you play arm chair analyst to my internet personality anymore and claim that it's my real personality. It's sickening.


best post of the new board. Hickman's really on fire now. laugh.gif
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Top 150 largely random but sort of working to the top Movie Deaths


#150 Randle P. McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
#149 Would-be Scanner in Scanners (1981)
#148 Donald Gennaro in Jurassic Park (1993)
#147 Old Yeller in Old Yeller (1957)
#146 Bernie Bernbaum in Miller's Crossing (1990)
#145 Emil Antonowsky in Robocop (1987)
#144 Marvin LaMarr in Pulp Fiction (1994)
#143 Jill Masterson in Goldfinger (1964)
#142 Terry Chaney in Final Destination (2000)
#141 Major Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
#140 That man that falls from the bow of the boat as it's sinking, hits something on the way down, and starts spinning in Titanic (1997)
#139 Bors in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
#138 Guard in Austin Powers (1998)
#137 Hazel in Watership Down (1978)
#136 William Wallace in Brveheart (1995)
#135 Terminator in Terminator II: Judgement Day (1991)
#134 Cesare Enrico 'Rico' Bandello in Little Caesar (1931)
#133 Anty in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
#132 Maria in Frankenstein (1933)
#131 Jackie Boy in Sin City (2005)
#130 Bambi in Bambi meets Godzilla (1969)
#129 Capt. McCluskey in The Godfather (1972)
#128 Virgil Sollozzo in The Godfather (1972)
#127 Father McGruder in Dead Alive (1992)
#126 Russell Franklin in Deep Blue Sea (1999)
#125 Cody Jarrett in White Heat (1949)
#124 Mufasa in The Lion King (1994)
#123 Jesus in The Passion Of The Christ (2004)
#122 Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos in The Big Lebowski (1998)
#121 Child in Eraserhead (1979)
#120 Fredo Corleone in The Godfather Pt. II (1974)
#119 Professor Marcus in The LadyKillers (1955)
#117 Melanie in Jackie Brown (1997)
#116. Shredder (Oroku Saki) in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
#115 Magda Goebbels in Downfall (2004)
#114 Joseph Goebbels in Downfall (2004)
#113 Warden Norton in The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
#112. Torgo in Manos: The Hands Of Fate
#111 Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
#110. Barry Convex in Videodrome (1982)
#109. Jeffrey in The Killer (1989)
#108. Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez in Highlander(1986)
#107 Arab Swordsman in Radiers of The Lost Ark
#106 Major Strasser in Casablanca (1942)
#105 Colonel Nicholson in Bridge Over The River Kwai (1957)
#104 Hank Quinlan in A Touch Of Evil (1958)
#103 Thelma Yvonne Dickinson in Thelma and Louise (1991)
#102 Louise Elizabeth Sawyer in Thelma and Louise (1991)
#101 Zander Barcalow in Starship Troopers (1997)
#100 Spartacus in Spartacus (1960)
#99. T-Bird in The Crow(1994)
#98 Taketori Washizu in Throne of Blood(1957)
#97 Romeo in Romeo and Juliet (1968)
#96 Juliet in Romeo and Juliet (1968)
#95. Private Gomer Pyle/Leonard Lawrence in Full Metal Jacket (1987)
#94 Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy (1969)
#94. Toby Dammit in Spirit of the Dead (1968)
#93 Maude in Harold & Maude (1971)
#91. The Penguin(Oswald Cobblepot) in Batman Returns (1992)
#90 Evelyn Mulwray in Chinatown (1974)
#89. Concha in Santa Sangre (1989)
#88 Teddy in Memento (2000)
#87. William Blake in Dead Man (1995)
#86. David Lo Pan in Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
#85. Han in Enter The Dragon (1973)
#84 Bene in City Of God (2002)
#83. Karen in Ichi The Killer (2001)
#82 Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs (1991)
#81. Johnny In The Outsiders (1983)
#80 Ian Curtis in 24 Hour Party People (2002)
#79 Paul Allen in American Psycho (2000)
#78. Jabba The Hutt in Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi (1983)
#77 Jack Vincennes in L.A. Confidential
#76 Gollum in LOTR: The Return Of The King (2003)
#75. Leon in Leon: The Professional (1994)
#74. Detective Norman Stansfield in Leon: The Professional (1994)
#73 John Merrick in The Elephant Man (1980)
#72. "Evil" Ash in Army Of Darkness (1993)
#71 Sgt. Pemebury in The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
#70 Capt. Rhodes in Day Of The Dead (1985)
#69. David in Shaun of the Dead (2004)
#68 Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life (1983)
#67 Christina Delasalle in Les Diaboliques (1955)
#66 Mrs. Deagle in Gremlins (1984)
#65. Gretchen in Donnie Darko (2001)
#64 Tom Yorke in The Untouchables (1987)
#63 Jack Carter in Get Carter (1972)
#61. The Two Girls in the opening scene - Suspiria (1977)
#60 Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid (1969)
#59 The Sundance Kid in Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid (1969)
#58. Patrick (Sound Man #1) in Man Bites Dog (1997)
#57. Franco (Sound Man #2) in Man Bites Dog (1997)
#56. Vincent (Sound Man #3) in Man Bites Dog (1997)
#55. Mom - Carrie (1976)
#54 Damien Karras in The Exorcist (1973)
#53 "This guy" in Nightmare on Elm St. III (1986)
#52 Mari Collingwood in Last House On The Left
#51 David Warner in The Omen (1976)
#50. Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)
#49 Nikonar 'Nick' Chevotarevichin The Deer Hunter (1978)
#48. Apollo Creed in Rocky IV (1985)
#47 The Wicked Witch of The West in The Wizard of Oz (1939)
#46 Sonny Corleone in The Godfather (1972)
#45. Mickey Goldmill in Rocky III (1982)
#44 Casey Becker in Scream (1996)
#43 Mickey in The Ice Storm (1997)
#42 Harry Lime In The Third Man (1949)
#41. Joker/Jack Napier in Batman (1989)
#40 Kevin in Frank Miller's Sin City (2005)
#39 Judy Barton/Madeleine Elster in Vertigo (1958)
#38 Billy Batts in Goodfellas (1990)
#37. Lester Burnham in American Beauty (1999)
#36 Chrisse Watkins in Jaws (1975)
#35 Hugh in On Deadly Ground (1991)
#34 Vito Corleone in The Godfather
#33. Captain Needa in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
#32 Col. Kurtz and a Buffalo in Apocalypse Now (1979)
#31. Boris Grishenko in Goldeneye (1995)
#30 Sheriff "Little Bill" Daggett in Unforgiven (1992)
#29 Phill Conners in Groundhog Day (1993)
#28 Nicky Santoro in Casino (1995)
#27 Johnny Smith in Dead Zone (1983)
#26 Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane (1941)
#25 Jack Torrence in The Shining (1980)
#24 Jesse Ventura in Predator (1987)
#23. Norman Osborn (Green Goblin) in Spider-man (2002)
#22 Sgt. Elias in Platoon (1986)
#21 Maximus Decimus Meridius in Gladiator (2000)
#20 Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi (1983)
#19 Mr. Creoste in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
#18. Yoda in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
#17 Some black dude in American History X (1998)
#16 Captain America-Wyatt in Easy Rider (1969)
#15 Billy in Easy Rider (1969)
#14. The Warden in Riki-Oh (1991)
#13 HAL in 2001: A Space Oddity (1968)
#12 Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars (1978)
#11 Roy Batty in Blade Runner
#10. That nameless dude who gets his head smashed randomly for absolutely no reason in Riki-Oh(1991)
#9 Carl Showalter in Fargo (1996)
#8 Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
#7 Bambi's Mother In Bambi (1942)
#6.5. Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)
#6 Hans Gruber in Die Hard (1988)
#5 Major Kong and everyother fucker in Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1963)
#4 Lucas "Luke" Jackson in Cool Hand Luke (1967)
#3 Kane In Alien (1979)
#2 King Kong In King Kong (1933)
#1 Marion Crane In Psycho (1960)
#0 Don Fannuci In Godfather, Part II(1974)


* no 92 so 6.5 is really number 7, 7 is 8 etc. Will edit another time.

SOMB top 100 albums of 2005

100 Iron & Wine Woman King 258 10
99 Sons & Daughters The Repulsion Box 258 9
98 Nada Surf The Weight is a Gift 258 8 1
97 The Constantines Tournament of Hearts 259 8 1
96 Sunn 0))) Back One 259 8
95 The Editors The Back Room 262 8
94 Saint Etienne Tales from Turnpike House 262 8
93 Serena Manesh Serena Manesh 275 9
92 The Books Lost and Safe 279 8
91 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Howl 285 9 1
90 Supergrass Road to Rouen 287 10
89 Shout Out Louds Howl Howl Gaff Gaff 295 10
88 The Fiery Furnaces EP 296 10 1
87 Boy Least Likely To The Best Party Ever 309 13
86 Depeche Mode Playing the Angel 309 11
85 Ryan Adams Jacksonville City Nights 311 10
84 Elbow Leaders of the Free World 317 11
83 Super Furry Animals Love Kraft 323 9 1
82 Richard Hawley Cole's Corner 326 10
81 Engineers Engineers 332 11
80 Tom Vek We Have Sound 332 10
79 New Order Waiting for the Sirens' Call 333 10 1
78 Devin Davis Lonely People of the World, Unite! 335 9 1
77 Isolee Wearemonster 339 10
76 Kaiser Chiefs Employment 346 12
75 The Raveonettes Pretty in Black 348 11
74 Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase 353 12
73 Deerhoof Long Runners Four 356 9 2 1
72 The Pernice Brothers Discover a Lovelier You 357 12
71 Smog A River Ain't Too Much Love 359 11
70 The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree 377 12 1
69 Stars Set Yourself on Fire 377 12
68 Jamie Lidell Multiply 377 11
67 The Juan MacLean Less Than Human 392 13
66 Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain 400 15 3
65 Hood Outside Closer 402 11 1
64 Iron & Wine / Calexico In the Reins 408 15
63 Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze 411 13
62 DangerDoom The Man and the Mask 426 13
61 Caribou The Milk of Human Kindnesss 427 14 1
60 Kings of Leon Aha Shake Heartbreak 428 15
59 Dungen Ta Det Lungt 431 11 1
58 System of a Down Mesmerize 435 9 1 1
57 Konono No. 1 Congotronics 441 12
56 Vitalic OK Cowboy 442 15
55 The Magic Numbers The Magic Numbers 460 19
54 Garrett Kriston George Takei's Rock & Roll Primer 465 18 1
53 Rachel Stevens Come and Get It 468 13
52 Ryan Adams Cold Roses 472 14 1 1
51 Devandra Banhart Cripple Crow 473 17
50 The Russian Futurists Our Thickness 479 16 1 1
49 Low The Great Destroyer 495 14 1
48 Common Be 498 14
47 Fischerspooner Odyssey 502 14 1
46 British Sea Power Open Season 513 17
45 Of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins 517 15
44 The Clientele Strange Geometry 549 17
43 Silver Jews Tanglewood Numbers 557 16 1 1
42 Akron / Family Akron / Family 560 15 3
41 Opeth Ghost Reveries 563 13 1
40 Stephen Malkmus Face the Truth 585 14 1
39 M Ward Transistor Radio 592 15 1
38 Broadcast Tender Buttons 593 17 1
37 Edan The Beauty and the Beat 601 15
36 Architecture in Helsinki In Case We Die 610 15
35 Art Brut Bang Bang Rock and Roll 632 20 2 1
34 Coldplay X & Y 648 18 2
33 Antony + the Johnsons I Am a Bird Now 668 19 2 4
32 The Hold Steady Separation Sunday 673 18 1
31 M.I.A. Arular 675 23 12
30 Ladytron The Witching Hour 711 17 2
29 Fiona Apple Extraordinary Machine 717 19
28 Rogue Wave Descended Like Vultures 747 20
27 Beck Guero 758 23
26 The Decemberists Picaresque 770 24 4
25 Animal Collective Feels 813 24 1 1
24 Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake It's Morning 846 24 1 1
23 The Go! Team Thunder Lightning Strike 854 22 2
22 Maximo Park A Certain Trigger 895 25 1
21 Doves Some Cities 909 28
20 Out Hud Let Us Never Speak of It Again 929 24 2
19 Sigur Ros Takk 946 23 1
18 Kanye West Late Registration 971 27 1
17 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! 1038 31 6
16 The National Alligator 1062 27 3
15 Okkervil River Black Sheep Boy 1098 29 1 1
14 My Morning Jacket Z 1148 30 1 1
13 Broken Social Scene Broken Social Scene 1185 35 1
12 Gorillaz Demon Days 1209 30 2
11 Franz Ferdinand You Could Have it So Much Better 1217 39 3
10 Sleater-Kinney The Woods 1286 31 6 1
9 The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan 1287 35 3 1
8 M83 Before the Dawn Heals Us 1400 39 2 4
7 LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem 1445 39 1
6 Spoon Gimme Fiction 1514 42 1
5 Andrew Bird The Mysterious Production of Eggs 1576 36 9 2
4 Bloc Party Silent Alarm 1624 42 3 3
3 The New Pornographers Twin Cinema 1635 45 3 1
2 Wolf Parade Apologies to the Queen Mary 1733 44 3 4
1 Sufjan Stevens Illinois 2363 53 9 13

QUOTE(raj @ Dec 29 2005, 11:04 PM)
After Hickman left and then returned he displayed a new, vaguely Eastern sense of peacefullness, shed most of his troll entourage and cut his posting rate by about 4/5ths. This ILX outburst is probably the closest he's come to 2003 Hickman since. The missionary zeal is new, I suppose - the idea that this is some sort of battle for a noble purpose is vaguely Sickpupian, although it lacks the elaborate ideological underpinnings and seems to be more of a general call to arms.







QUOTE(wh1tep0ny @ Jul 9 2005, 01:01 PM)
Oh my god my neihbor who I don't even know had someone pick them up and they honked

I was in the middle of a dream where I was hanging out with Kirsten Dunst and Maggie Gylenhall

I was so pissed I ran outside in my underwear (not a pretty site) and yelled

you fucking asshole you just ruined my chance to bang kristen or maggie in my sleep"

they looked at me like I was nuts








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KaBoom21Jul 18 2005, 09:18 AM
Ahem...


QUOTE(letsplay2 @ Jul 15 2005, 02:03 PM)
I know! I know!

Last night, your 400 lb boyfriend Tyrone was ass-pounding you while you were on all fours as you screamed in ecstacy. 700 pounds of man-meat glistening in sweat, as your bodies swayed in unison to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot playing lightly in the background. As you were overcome with physical pleasure, your bowels abruptly exploded, as a geyser of shit exploded over Tyrone's legs. Tyrone, after being horrified with the stench covering himself, then shoots massive projectiles of puke all over your back.

The 2 of you then climb out out of bed to look at your bed of love covered in shit and puke. You both vow to clean it up, put your thongs back on, and head towards the kitchen for a dinner of pasta, chicken, pork chops, chicken, and ice cream.

Later that night, you burnt your hand. I'm not sure how.






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QUOTE(Simakos @ Aug 17 2005 @ 01:06 AM)

tonight was awesome...

i drive this busboy named Giovanni home from work occasioanlly, he lives near me and makes me laugh like crazy so it's my pleasure to have him in my car after an annoying day at work. i usually drop him off at this weird place he calls "la taverna" and laughs when i ask if i can go in with him.

so... tonight, he takes me up on it. i park and we buzz the doorbell of this place. it is a shit-hole, all broken down brick that's painted royal blue, no windows. looks like a closed business. it's on Chicago Ave. just east of Knoble.

we go inside and he introduces me as "el oso" to everybody and they fucking love me. the guys there are mostly in their 20's, all mexicans who work in restaurants, and this is their own little private club with a locked door.

it's awesome. 3 kinds of beer (corona, modello, and MGD), 3 of the most tilted broken down pool tables you've ever seen. all guys, no girls at all and everybody is watching soccer on the TV just chilling out and drinking.

you guys would love this place! 2 dollar beers, actually pretty good mexican guitar music while i was playing pool. really mellow, i actually felt like i was hanging out in mexico on vacation.

anyway, i stay a while and have a few laughs with a bunch of new friends and then eventually leave and lock the door behind me as a bunch of my new amigos are chanting, "EL OSO! EL OSO! EL OSO!"

it was great...



QUOTE(without_opinion @ Sep 15 2005 @ 09:47 PM)

dude on my floor freshman year drank a shot of piss and ate a forkfull of shit for $27 once so he could go to a concert. wow, i've forgotten about this story. he only needed $20 for the tix, kid goes door to door on our floor asking how much everyone would contribute if he accomplished the feat. colleges are always trying to foster community nowadays in the res halls, we were like a gang community, a gang of 22 white/black/puerto rican/jewish/basketball playing/goth/rock/runners/wrestlers/football players. its amazing we all got along so well, probably had something to do with our common belief in destruction and mayhem. anyway, he gets about 2/3 of the floor to gather in the giant community bathroom for him to attempt it. it wasn't even his excrement. the piss was a mixture of 2 other dude's piss, and the shit was this skinny black kid's, he took a dump and fished it out with a styrofoam bowl. so he takes the shot of piss like it's a glass of water -- no problem. the shit, different story. grabs a plastic fork and gets a forkfull of it, smells it a few times while we're all dry-heaving into the sinks. takes the bite, fucking CHEWS it, tries his damnedest not to throw up, and chases it with a pepsi. this story would be 100x better if i knew what show he had to go see, but i was 2-3 months away from getting into music so i didn't care.
he's also the only person i've ever seen kick another man in the head while wearing combat boots. scary



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QUOTE(Stovich @ Oct 5 2005 @ 04:31 PM)

I forgot a Spin Doctors story from when I was younger...

Once I was at a neighbor kid's house when I was in 7th or 8th grade. (right when Pocket Full of Shit Tonight had come out, apparently.) We had just come in from playing basketball and he said, "Hey, check this out!" He then proceeded to play "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" at a high volume and began dancing around the room, headbanging and stuff.

Well, at the time I was really into N.W.A. and similar groups. I was so instantly shocked/confused/angered by this kid's display of sissiness that my only knee-jerk reaction was to pin the kid down and start punching him. I don't really know why I reacted this way, but I let him have it. To this day, everytime I hear it I wonder how awful it must have been to take a beatdown to this song.

The kid and I never really spoke again....very awkward.



QUOTE(ryan @ Jan 21 2005 @ 07:03 PM)

It was an incredible experience.

Got back into Chicago this morning at about 8:00. Tired, sore, a bit swampy, but feeling pretty satisfied. I've never experienced anything like the crowd's reaction when the animal's limo rolled on past. We had been out there (such a great turnout) doing what you'd expect with the rallies, speeches, chants, discussions, and wishing they provided port-a-pots in our area like they did in the "special guest," area. Fortunately, all the mink coat mothers, red nosed husbands, and their cherub like offspring were forced to walk RIGHT through the primary counter-inaugural area. I'm willing to bet one of the designers of that layout lost their job the next morning. So there are no bathrooms or food within any reasonable distance of where we're staked out for half a dozen hours in the 25 degree weather and we're being baited and sneered at by these brash Bush supporters trailing through. Needless to say, things came to a head eventually. Basically any law enforcement vehicle, limo, or tour bus emblazoned with the "W" or cowboy hat insignia that passed by us, felt us. They had cops two deep and shoulder to shoulder down the length of the street that had to maintain composure while this crowd leaned over the barrier and berated everything that went by with obscenities. ((I just realized I'm ranting and raving. I'm on no sleep, so please excuse my incoherence.))

Back to where I was going though. When Bush's limo went by things got primal. The dudes on the drums abandoned all rhythm and just started pounding out like machine guns. Everybody pushed forward and was perched on the tips of their toes. You could see and feel the body language of everyone morph from a loose cold weather bob to strained muscles and clenched teeth. Every single sign shot up, along with every middle finger. Then came the noise...holy fucking shit...the noise. I've heard about the "hounds of hell," and I can now nod knowingly when I hear the term.

Fuck, fuck you, fuck you motherfucking father fucking fuckwad, fuck you murderer, I'd kill you if I had the chance, I'll kill you if they let me past, I'll find my way to you one of these days and end your life, murderer, killer, bastard, devil, satan, hitler...

and plenty of other magical phrases emerged from that collective howl. It's amazing what was said that went without a response from the security. The barriers were pushed to their limit and you saw the concern just drop like a shroud over the cops in the streets. The monkey president's limo was pressed firmly against the opposite corner from ours, where the largest demonstration was being held. Luckily (I think...) he came and went fast enough that the crowd lost their target and leaned back enough to save the barriers from going down. If the barriers had went down, every one of us would have been on the streets and I don't even want to think about what would have happened at that point.

The security there was like something from a fucking movie. I have some pictures, but they're on a disposable, so when I get around to it I'll try to toss a few up. They frisked EVERY PERSON (I shouldn't say EVERY, because something tells me plenty of donors and such received complimentary blowjobs before entry) that seeked entrance into the streets surrounding the parade. It was roughly a three hour wait in line to get through the security check point and we actually got there relatively early. Thousands of people were still behind us when we got through, so I question how many actually got in. There were snipers and masked cameramen on top of damn near every building. I understand that intimidation was probably the motive, but this was ridiculous. At one point we organized about 200 people to smile, wave, and shout at one of the roof top posts. In a matter of seconds all five or six figures had ducked down out of sight. Lots of weird shit like that was going on all over the place.

I guess that's one crazy protestor's disjointed point of view from the inaugural celebration. We spent over 30 hours on the bus between Wednesday evening and Friday morning. I met some awesome people on our buses over the short trip, and really got a taste for the eccentric crowd that made up the entire demonstration itself. The experience will never allow me to look at protestors, and quite possibly the government, the same ever again. If you've read this far you're probably fucking nuts.
Mitchell
QUOTE(pinkerton @ Oct 7 2005 @ 02:23 PM)

One of my ex-girlfriends created a new personality for herself a few months after we started dating, a 13 year old girl that ran away from her nomadic eskimo family and was afraid of physical intimacy of any kind, even kissing. She would always claim to be worried about her family, and I would have to reassure her that they were ok and play along with her if I wanted any kind of physical contact with her that night. It was a little unsettling. She was also 16. But, as has been the story of my life, she ended up dumping me.

Another girl dumped me two weeks after we started dating because I paid for her coffee at Barnes and Noble. I guess she took it as me trying to control her.

Back in high school, a girl I was dating tried to kill herself on our second month anniversary because I had to work that night and couldn't do anything with her. I dumped her while she was still in the hospital.

I wish I could say I made these up, because they're pretty pathetic, but I tend to fall for the crazy ones, and I usually bring out the worst in them and vice versa.


QUOTE(Ben @ Oct 2 2005 @ 07:45 AM)

Once, in a similiar intimate situation, sharing a private conversation in close quarters, my partner professed a belief in mystic powers and mocked the origins of man postulated by science. It was fairly innocuous, touchy-feelie stuff about moonbeams and miracles, but something about her assured attitude and casual dismissal of reason caused the blood to drain out of my private parts. The thrill was gone. Despite her pliancy, I couldn't bring myself to touch her. I think I pretended to be sexually conservative ("I want to get to know you better.") to weasel out of sex. Should I have lied? It seemed kinder than saying "I reject your worldview."


QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Oct 8 2005 @ 01:19 AM)

Dear Jim,

Man did you get it wrong. But that's nothing new, is it? Sometimes I wonder why a deranged hack like you is getting paid by The Sun-Times while an honest, hard-working guy like me pours his blood sweat and tears into Static Multimedia (www.staticmultimedia.com). I mean, seriously, why don't I have your job? I know I could do it. All my friends at Static and several SOMBies (the ones I respect) say I'd be much better at it than you.

Sometimes I have dreams where I'm hosting the Sound Opinions show with Greg. And people are calling in to the show and telling me how great I am, how I'm sooo much better than you. And then the dream goes on and it's daytime, and I'm sitting at my desk at the Sun-Times, setting up interviews with Ryan Adams and trading joke emails with Roger Ebert.

Why isn't this dream a reality? Quit your job, Jim. Give it to me. I want it. I can't tell you how badly. Okay, maybe I'll give you a hint. I fucking want your job, Jim, and I'm willing to rip your fucking head off for it. That's right, I want to fucking kill you, you fuckface! Give me your fucking job, you fuck! You cunthead! You shit stain! Give me your fucking job, right fucking now!!

Sincerely,
Brett Hickman
www.staticmultimedia.com
p.s. Can I send you some of my reviews?


QUOTE(pinkerton @ Oct 8 2005 @ 03:24 PM)

I was going to write another huge, self-centered post about the trip, but the guy I went with drew an artistic representation that explains the trip much better than I ever could:
IPB Image
From the top left, going clockwise, some explanations:

The tree represents the big apple, which was the first place we actually stopped for more than a few hours. We spent the previous two nights in Charlotte and Philly, but there is nothing to do in either of those towns besides eat sleep (Charlotte) and eat cheese steaks and attempt to flirt with Villanova girls (Philly).

The cathedral is for Boston, which was the last city we visited. We drove in from Montreal that afternoon to see Architecture in Helsinki/Dr. Dog/Aqueduct (notice the Cemetery between tree man and scientologist wherewolf, and Dr. Dog in the bottom left corner). Pretty good show, but we only got to spend an hour or so in Cambridge before the show, and had to go straight to Milton, MA to stay with his uncle after the show was over. We only saw boston from across the river.

The cop was a state trooper in Maryland, who, as soon as we rolled down the window, said:

I caught you going 77 in a 6...you boys smoke marijuana!?

No sir.

Then what's this! (reaches into our car and grabs a piece of dirt and a twig, both of which are obviously not marijuana).

Step out of the car, please.

*at this point, we got searched, I got my balls cupped by a cop, and then had to watch him ransack our car for 30 minutes while the buddy cop chats us up 30 feet away*

The buddy cop was this boring asshole from Maine who was trying to interrogate us in as casual a way as possible. The funniest thing he said was "If you guys are from Alabama, why don't you have accents?"

We explained to him that we live in a University town and that not everyone in the south talks like Boss Hogg. He was disappointed, as I think he was trying to implicate us in some vast criminal conspiracy.

Anyway, the cop obviously finds nothing, gives us a warning, and sends us on our merry way without even a hint of an apology.

The delicious sandwich next to the cop was from Quizno's, the sub place we were thrilled to find right as we were about to settle for McDonald's before seeing Ween in Vermont. Finding Quizno's was the first of many things that went right that night. More on the Ween show and the two sketchballs that tried to give us LSD after the show later.

The old guy in the beard was one of the many orthodox jews we saw when we got lost in Brooklyn Sunday afternoon...I had only seen one or two in person my whole life, so to see hundreds walking the streets at once made me positively giddy.

The evil coney island food is represented by the cheese fries-headed villian in the bottom right. I made the mistake of eating at Nathan's before we went into across the narrows, and could only enjoy Polyphonic Spree and Belle and Sebastian because of it. I had a splitting headache all day, fell asleep next to the soundboard earlier in the afternoon, and puked my way through Beck's set. I capped off my night by leaving the last of my stomach acid on the pavement in front of Coney Island's lovely Unity Towers. As an added bonus, we got to spend the night at an overpriced Ramada Inn in Paramas, NeW jErSeY!!! Not the best night of the trip, to say the least.

That's the golden eel, the first song Ween played in Burlington, in the bottom right corner. Ween exceeded all my expectations that night, playing 32 songs over three hours, including a bunch of rareties from GodWeenSatan and some stuff from Shinola that they were playing live for the first time. They even pulled out Homo Rainbow to end the first set. Deaner even took the time out to ridicule the audience a few times..."Turn up the lights, please....yeah, it's a sausage party. Guess all your girlfriends couldn't make it."

Setlist for my fellow Ween SOMBies:

Intro
The Golden Eel
Baby Bitch
Piss Up A Rope
Take Me Away
Don't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy)
The Stallion Pt. 5
Voodoo Lady
Back To Basom
Bananas And Blow
Leave Deaner Alone (brand new song)
Frank
Push th' Little Daises/ The Mollusk
Waving My Dick In The Wind
Papa Zit (!!!)
I'll Be Your Johnny On The Spot
Ocean Man
Pandy Fackler
The Goin Get Tough
Captain (they did the Captain jam)
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Shes Your Baby
Chocolate Town
I Don't Want It
Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
Did You See Me?
Gabrielle
Never Squeal (Extended drum solo)
Homo Rainbow

Applause
Applause/ Encore Intro

Nan
Sketches Of Winkle
Monique The Freak
The Blarney Stone (w/ extra verse)

Next is me (don't know why I look like a hare krishna) and the guy I went with (as a priest). Between us is Julia Stiles, who was the first and only celebrity we saw while in NYC. We saw her as we were walking across the street to 14th St. and 2nd Avenue, and in my excitement, I pointed to her and yelled "That's Julia Stiles!" She glared at me for a split second, and continued walking. What a frigid bitch. Then again, I'm sure I made the same mistake as hundreds of other tourist assholes by acknowledging her presence. It's NYC, guess I should have minded my own business.

The only thing we did in Montreal was drink some gin and walk around downtown. I enjoyed my visit there, but I don't think I'll be going back any time soon. Waaaaaaaay too french for me. Next time I can get out of the country, I'm headed to Vancouver instead.

That's about it...a bunch of other stuff happened, but those were the biggest events. Like I said, we got smoked up and offered LSD by some ween fans after the show in the Higher Ground parking lot, but that was more sketchy than fun. I was too paranoid about a cop driving past us, and us ending the night in a holding cell next to our new friends to enjoy their company. The one that wasn't a hippy was a 35 year old father of two who is also an aspiring emcee. He walked out on his family in Hawaii and moved to Maine, pretty much only because it's the farthest you can go from Hawaii without leaving the country. He told us some bullshit stories about the minimum wage in Hawaii being $15 and him making assloads of money there, and says he's going back, and that he can get us jobs there when he does. No thanks.

We also got hassled for a good half hour by some Scientologists trying to sell us on Dianetics. The best part of that whole thing was when the mexican guy told us that buying L. Ron Hubbard's book was the best and only way to solve our stress related problems. I asked him "What did people do before he wrote that book?"

That was when he finally let us go.

We saw Capote right after that in Times Square, pretty great movie, Hoffman is as good as everyone says he is in it, and I'm sure he'll win the oscar for his performance. It was nice to see my home state represented in an arthouse movie. Catherine Keener will probably win an oscar as well for her performance as Harper Lee.


QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Oct 17 2005 @ 10:11 AM)

To Diesel over Napoleon Dynamite.
QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Oct 16 2005 @ 08:29 PM)

well then, I don't know what to say, except just hang it the fuck up already, oldy mcoldster. Go listen to your Maiden records or something.

user posted image

That's you up there. You and some chick that's also old. "Why, back in my day, we had teen movies that didn't have annoying chracters and weren't smarmy and had good old-fashioned fart jokes and blah blah blah blah"

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Yeah, that's the shit that was being built when you were a kid. That's what was "culturally relevant" in your time. Seriously dude, you're ancient. Give it up.



undo
QUOTE(Undo @ Oct 18 2005 @ 12:47 PM)

From the Britpop poll as conducted by AlkalineDrown and posted in September, 2005.
QUOTE(AlkalineDrown @ Oct 18 2005 @ 11:18 AM)

Should have had this up awhile ago, but heres a rundown of the top 125:

125. Everything Must Go – Manic Street Preachers
124. Something Changed – Pulp
123. Can't Get Out of Bed – The Charlatans
122. Slide Away – Oasis
121. Suicide is Painless (Theme From M*A*S*H*) - Manic Street Preachers
120. Say You'll Be There – Spice Girls
119. Driftwood – Travis
118. Wish I Was Skinny – Boo Radleys
117. Bluetonic – The Bluetones
116. Love is the Law – The Seahorses
115. New Generation – Suede
114. Why Does It Always Rain On Me – Travis
113. God! Show Me Magic – Super Furry Animals
112. Lucky You – The Lightning Seeds
111. We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful – Morrissey
110. Grey Cell Green – Ned's Atomic Dustbin
109. Rocks – Primal Scream
108. Stars – Dubstar
107. Wild Wood – Paul Weller
106. Lucky Man – The Verve
105. London Belongs To Me – Saint Etienne
104. Goldfinger – Ash
103. Waking Up – Elastica
102. Just When You're Thinkin' Things Over – The Charlatans
101. Stay Together – Suede
100. Nice Guy Eddie – Sleeper
99. North Country Boy – The Charlatans
98. Lazarus – Boo Radleys
97. The Concept – Teenage Fanclub
96. The Only One I Know – The Charlatans
95. King of the Kerb - Echobelly
94.Dreams – The Cranberries
93. Morning Glory – Oasis
92. Come Together – Spiritualized
91. De-Luxe – Lush
90. Staying Out for the Summer – Dodgy
89. The Riverboat Song – Ocean Colour Scene
88. Tattva – Kula Shaker
87. Kung Fu – Ash
86. Alright – Cast
85. Like A Friend – Pulp
84. Back For Good – Take That
83. Don't Go Away – Oasis
82. Come Together – Primal Scream
81. In the Name of the Father – Black Grape
80. Motorcycle Emptiness – Manic Street Preachers
79. Cast No Shadow – Oasis
78. This is Hardcore – Pulp
77. Wannabe – Spice Girls
76. The Last Dance – Disco Inferno
75. So Young – Suede
74. Loaded – Primal Scream
73. This is Music – The Verve
72. The Drugs Don't Work – The Verve
71. Fake Plastic Trees – Radiohead
70. Trash – Suede
69. The Car Song – Elastica
68. Regret – New Order
67. Three Lions '96 – Baddiel, Skinner, and the Lightning Seeds
66. Middle of the Road – Denim
65. Mansize Rooster – Supergrass
64. Just – Radiohead
63. Mis-shapes – Pulp
62. The Day We Caught the Train – Ocean Colour Scene
61. High and Dry – Radiohead
60. On Your Own – The Verve
59. You're In a Bad Way – Saint Etienne
58. Supersonic – Oasis
57. Beetlebum – Blur
56. Statuesque – Sleeper
55. Sorted for E's & Wizz – Pulp
54. Sleep Well Tonight – Gene
53. A Life Less Ordinary – Ash
52. Reverend Black Grape – Black Grape
51. Daydreamer – Menswear
50. This is a Low – Blur
49. Something 4 The Weekend – Super Furry Animals
48. Do You Remember the First Time – Pulp
47. History – The Verve
46. Good Enough – Dodgy
45. Sun Hits the Sky – Supergrass
44. Late in the Day – Supergrass
43. Some Might Say – Oasis
42. Yes – McAlmont & Butler
41. Ten Storey Love Song – The Stone Roses
40. Brimful of Asha – Cornershop
39. Whatever – Oasis
38. Stutter – Elastica
37. Laid – James
36. Rock and Roll Star – Oasis
35. Parklife – Blur
34. Female of the Species – Space
33. Inbetweener – Sleeper
32. Wide Open Space – Mansun
31. You're Gorgeous – Babybird
30. Slight Return – The Bluetones
29. Wake Up Boo – Boo Radleys
28. Love Spreads – The Stone Roses
27. A Girl Like You – Edwyn Collins
26. A Design For Life – Manic Street Preachers
25. End of a Century – Blur
24. For Tomorrow – Blur
23. I Spy – Pulp
22. Don't Look Back in Anger – Oasis
21. Babies – Pulp
20. To The End – Blur
19. Caught By the Fuzz – Supergrass
18. Acquiesce – Oasis
17. Ladykillers – Lush
16. The Drowners – Suede
15. Champagne Supernova – Oasis
14. Animal Nitrate – Suede
13. Girl From Mars – Ash
12. Setting Sun – Chemical Brothers f. Noel Gallagher
11. The Universal – Blur
10. Bittersweet Symphony – The Verve
9. Wonderwall – Oasis
8. Country House – Blur
7. Born Slippy (NUXX) – Underworld
6. Disco 2000 – Pulp
5. Connection – Elastica
4. Live Forever – Oasis
3. Girls and Boys – Blur
2. Alright – Supergrass
1. Common People - Pulp




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I admit, I was entertained by Meet the Parents. Definintely worth seeing once.

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Somewhere in there is a joke, right? Something about this is funny, right? Oh hell, just get the original cast back with a few other superstars hamming it up and it'll sell. Brilliant!



QUOTE(Zero As A Limit @ Oct 20 2005 @ 07:22 PM)

Church can be awesome! When they play instrumentals on the organ, when you are checking out the female churchgoers.




QUOTE(agrimorfee Oct 21 2005 @ 08:38 AM)

Ryan, 10/21/05, on the SOMMB Nightout/Band Roundup for 12/1/05:
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If even half of those showing interest actually show up, there will be some sort of wrinkle in time. It will start out with a low crackle, then the sky will open up, the big blue microscopic hair at the top of the board will appear, and we'll have to sacrifice somebody to it to save the rest of the sombies. After that there will be tears, fighting, and broken mix cd's scattered as far as the eye can see. Then Jim and Greg will float through the entrance wearing blue silk robes, all the doors will lock mysteriously, the music will stop, because it will be time...time for their revenge. Or I guess it could just be a good show and a fine chance to meet some of you fucking queers.

Although he might as well have been talking about the Sox winning the Series. wink.gif (you read it here first)
undo
QUOTE(agrimorfee @Oct 28 2005 @ 10:49 AM)

10/28/05, CoolRock advises Little Jess on how to reignite the "spark" in a longterm relationship:
QUOTE
Boy, it isn't every day that you see the phrases " long-term relationships" and "sex life" in the same sentence, so occaisonal visitor Mr. Coolrock will respond.
( I miss this place sometimes, but I got a 7 month old lil coolrock, a rather busy fall season for my lodge, The Fraternal Order of Friends of Benjamin Moore, a fucked up internet system, and , most importantly, a general disinterest in most of the idiotic, puerile, drivel posted here---which, by the way, I now will be delighted to augment).

This is the way I used to remedy the situation in my previous long-term relationships:

Quite simply, start fucking another woman. Discreetly. Preferably, out of town. There is nothing like the excitement of Fresh Woman on the daily special to take the bitter resentment out of a marriage, or, to paraphrase " Chatanooga Choo-Choo" :

" Breakfast in the diner
nothin could be finer
than to have your ham and eggs with
a side of vagina."

I could come home from an affair feeling refreshed, happy, and strangely affectionate to my wife; it was almost like she became another woman.
But----
this is not a very nice to treat someone you ( allegedly) love, and it is selfish, immature, and verrry damaging to a relationship. Not just damaging, it is The End. It is never the same again. And this is a good time to give you schmucks a piece of sagely advice:

Never, never, I repeat NEVER, confess to an affair. Save your fuckwad " honesty" for your next novel, and the confessions for Father O' Grotten, and spare your poor partner the humiliation. Most people would rather hold onto a shred of a doubt than be confronted with the humiliation that you chose someone else over them. Even if I was caught naked with Rita riding the coolcock, I would have denied it to my wife somehow. Seriously. Lie. Pay for it later in hell or something, but never confess.

Anyway, these days I love my wife enough to not even entertain such sordid thoughts. Well, maybe the thoughts, but not acting on them. I am, for the first time in my life, enjoying a monogamous relationship. ( A bit bothered, mind you, by the fact that the last guy I heard spouting " Explore Monogomy" ended up on his knees in a Beverly Hills park men's room).
I dunno how to keep that spark alive, and I have had a baby sleeping with us for most of the last seven months, but I think it sure helps a lot if you truly love someone. It also helps if you are still attracted to them physically. Missus Coolrock is still a fine lookin dame, and, thank god, did not take the usual route of using childbirth as an excuse to grab the express train to Lardland. At the risk of sounding ( god forbid) " shallow" , I think that if your mate " lets themself go" , it often suggests two things: one, that they are not that interested in carnality any more, and two, that you are not really worth the trouble of looking good for.
Or, as I always say, nothing sends a broad to the gym quicker than a divorce.
Same goes for men also, but thanks to the wonderful gift to us known as the Double Standard, and , more importantly, the fact that women are intinsically non-voyeuristic, it isn't as important.
And, as we all know, money is the ultimate aphrodisiac.



QUOTE(undo @Nov 10 2005 @ 04:35 PM)

First post in the "What the hell is going on here" thread:
QUOTE(yeahduff @ Nov 2 2005 @ 12:13 AM)

All that "This is the End," "End of the World," and "Gone" being played is just some lame attempt to get internet buzz about Jimandgreg quitting, right? And I just fell for it, right?


the next day...

QUOTE(Jason @ Nov 2 2005 @ 10:32 AM)

A Message to Our “Sound Opinions” Listeners and Message Board Users
From Jim DeRogatis and Greg Kot

November 2, 2005

After 354 shows on WXRT (93.1-FM), “Sound Opinions” will be moving on Dec. 3 to a new home on Chicago Public Radio (91.5-FM). Basically, we got an offer that is too good to refuse: a bigger budget for production, staff and our Web site, an amazing facility for conducting interviews and recording live music performances, and the opportunity to reach a national audience with streaming audio, podcasting and syndication. The message board will remain unchanged and will, we hope, continue to be one of the most exciting forums for the passionate discussion of music on the Web. We are excited about the prospects of taking “the world’s only rock ’n’ roll talk show” to a whole new level and a new and larger audience, and we hope you will continue to join us every week.

Details about our new Saturday time slot and repeat airings, among other things, will be announced soon, but in the mean time, we would like to thank everyone at WXRT for their support and encouragement over the last seven years; the “Sound Opinions” team—Matt Spiegel, Shawn Campbell, Jason Saldanha, Robin Linn, and all of our interns past and present—for all of their hard work; and most of all you, the listener.

Sincerely,

Jim and Greg


QUOTE(Nov 10 2005 @ 04:39 PM)

Meanwhile that night...


[yancy] wow, kot & dero are nailing it on the BSS review
[yancy] aside from dero's indie rock generalizations
[yancy] but stuff about the record in particular, nailed it
[yancy] and they're playing the best song on the album
[yancy] i'm glad kot pointed out that they relegated the only single-approaching song (major label debut) on the bonus EP while putting the more obscure version of it on the album proper
[undo95] 2 "Buy Its" for Dangerdoom
[yancy] yeah
[yancy] this is the first i'm hearing of it
[yancy] this track is doing nothing for me
[yancy] much more minimal than i expected
[yancy] i'm pretty sure all the cartoon interludes would bug the shit out of me
[undo95] i'm pretty sure they'd amuse me
[undo95] but after how many spins? tough question.
[yancy] wow, this MMJ song doesn't suck
[yancy] i just assumed i'd hate them based on the combination of sombies that's into them
[yancy] okay, spoke too soon... this falsetto crap kinda sucks
[undo95] DP = corporate rock
[yancy] uh-oh, burn it / trash it, dan will be pissed
[yancy] i suppose we're the laughing stock of the chatroom for not only listening to S.O., but admitting it and providing play-by-play
[yancy] this DM track is "eh"
[undo95] I instigated the S.O. chat so I'll take the blame
[yancy] s'alright, i don't mind being lame
[yancy] okay, tell me something...
[yancy] ...is the S.O. audience some great untapped jewelry-buying monolith?
[yancy] seriously, WTF?
[undo95] I decided to do the sensible thing and tell my husband I wanted jewlery.
[yancy] the only time i hear jewelry ads on any radio stattion is on xrt between 10 and midnight on tuesdays
[yancy] do they think we're all late 20-somethings feeling the clock tick, on the verge of asking someone to marry us?
[yancy] if so, they'd be partially right in my case
[yancy] i should have gotten married back when 2 months salary was a pittance
[yancy] do people that make halfway decent moey actually spend that much on a ring? because that's fucking crazy
[yancy] that industry pulled of one hell of a brainwashing
[undo95] diamonds (from sierra leone)
[undo95] blood diamonds
[yancy] i bet every manufacturer wishes they could shame their customers into paying 2 months salary for their useless product
[yancy] what's with all the versions of "the end" by the doors as bumper music tonight?
[yancy] last show or something? a dire hint?
[undo95] Who knows? I can't listen to XRT commericals. Radio's off now.
[yancy] desert island jukebox is on now
[yancy] but it's bob dylan, so don't bother, heh
[yancy] i always turn the radio off/down during the commercials too, they're intolerable
[yancy] hmm... between all those "the end" cuts and this seemingly out-of-nowhere dylan tune with doomsaying lyrics...
[yancy] "it's all over now, baby blue"... call me crazy, but i think this could be their way of having a last show without having a tearjerker aww-we're-going-away last show
[undo95] we'll see
[undo95] wow what if you're on to something?
[yancy] weird to have a co-chosen desert island jukebox with basically no introduction
[undo95] see, if this was their last show, they'd have some montage full of annoying in-jokes at the end
[yancy] yeah, unless it was canceled on short notice
[undo95] true
[undo95] let's see if you're right
[yancy] DJs are notoriously canned on short notice
[undo95] or not?
[undo95] ...
[undo95] ?
[yancy] hmm
[undo95] odd
[yancy] weird, downer of an ending
[undo95] yeah, normally they prattle on for 5 minutes
[undo95] was it because Spiegel wasn't there?
[undo95] what gives?
[Undercooked Sausage] spike spiegel?
[yancy] even without spiegs they usually prattle
[yancy] and play a clip of some rock star saying something about the show
[Undercooked Sausage] you know what would be funny
[Undercooked Sausage] if it was cancelled and the board was destroyed and everyone we knew was gone forever.
[yancy] haha
[Undercooked Sausage] just out of nowhere.
[Undercooked Sausage] the only people who'd still be together would be us.
[Undercooked Sausage] but eventually, we'd go our seperate ways.
[undo95] watch for an announcement on the board from Jason
[yancy] also, no mention of what's on the show next week
[Undercooked Sausage] omfg
[Undercooked Sausage] check the main page NOW
[yancy] for what?
[Undercooked Sausage] haha just kidding
[yancy] i figured
[Undercooked Sausage] you all lose.
[undo95] you dork
[undo95] seriously... the end of Sound Opinions
[undo95] we just heard it... wow
[undo95] now what? or will they follow all the other XRT refugess over to 9FM?
[scarymuppet] whuh? i'm not listening. what just happened?
[undo95] if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it... does it make a sound?
[undo95] still there yancy?
[undo95] we should start a thread on it
[sbsweaty] http://www.soundopinions.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14131
[yancy] i'm here, and yeah, they beat us to it on a thread
[yancy] glad to know i wasn't the only one picking up that vibe
[yancy] maybe dero's going to be a zillionaire now with his flaming lips bio
[yancy] greg already has his wilco bio... they're rich!
[undo95] endtimes prophecy at its best
[yancy] so i guess i called it
[yancy] i mean, not just me, obviously
[undo95] yeah, you'll get credit, don't worry
[yancy] but it feels good to pick up on clues and shit... whatever
[undo95] i'll see to that
[undo95] rufus better back up all the important threads
[yancy] yeahduff got it too, without help from me
[undo95] dammit, where is he?
[yancy] i'm sure jason will give us a grace period on the board
[yancy] i seriously doubt that whoever is in charge of yanking the show knows the first thing about removing the message board from the server
[undo95] I was wondering why they were playing REM when they came back from commercial
[undo95] that made no sense
[undo95] well is soundopinions.com registered as an independent site?
[yancy] i didn't even notice the REM until late in the show when i started to piece clues together
[undo95] is the domain owned by Jim, Greg, and Spiegs, or XRT?
[yancy] i'm sure SO.com is owned by xrt, because they own the show... or do they? did the show exist on another station pre-xrt?
[undo95] and would it simply run until the renewal date arrived and then go down permanently after it stops being renewed? I don't know about internet stuff like that.
[undo95] It did exist before XRT... but that was way before the show had a website
[yancy] maybe dero owns the show name, he's the only constant participant
[undo95] Kot and some guy from the Reader who doesn't write for them anymore were the original hosts, weren't they?
[undo95] and then Dero joined after that guy left?
[undo95] "Matter fact, I hope it's over. Fuck Sound Opinions."
[yancy] wilcoinator is going to eat his words, methinks
[yancy] i could imagine jim keeping the domain up, if he owns it, in hopes of moving it to another station if in fact xrt cancelled them
[undo95] damn, let's not beat around the bush here yeahduff... say what you really feel
[undo95] heh... i don't know what station would possibly take them
[undo95] the truth hurts
[undo95] 9FM, I was hoping, but I really don't think so
* simakos stumbles into the room wondering if the board is gonna blow up
[yancy] i'm guessing jim & greg want more cash than stations can justify paying them for a niche talk show... even if nine wanted them, would they pay much? probably not
[yancy] i mean, since jim & greg are already hotshot newspaper critics, they probably don't work cheap
[simakos] nine?
[simakos] wgn?
[yancy] haha, awesome post, undo
[yancy] nine fm
[simakos] ?
[simakos] what is that?
[yancy] the "we play anything" station(s)
[undo95] I guess they'd have to be getting paid... but really, I can't imagine them getting much at all for this gig
[yancy] 92.7, plus a few other chicagoland frequencies
[undo95] I always thought that they were using it to promote themselves and whatever else they're doing, but really I don't think they do much else other than the odd book here and there and their newspaper stuff
[simakos] well even if the show ends this board will not die
[undo95] Is that true? It's going off of the SO web domain
[undo95] and if that goes... how will the message board still exist?
[simakos] when i spoke to kot at the LOW show earlier in the year he kept going on and on about the messageboard and how it is the most popular chicago music site
[yancy] we'll all go invade some other board, creepy d style!!!
[simakos] he seemed to really be proud of it
[simakos] how much does aboard cost?
[undo95] I'm sure he was trying to look on the bright side.
[simakos] no
[yancy] the board costs like, nothing
[undo95] Message boards like this are free? Aren't they?
[simakos] he was into it
[simakos] nothing is free
[yancy] all you need to pay for are the server & traffic
[yancy] board software is free, i think
[undo95] But I think that someone has to pay into it if certain features, like searching, are to be enabled.
[simakos] and bandwidth
[undo95] or at least that's the case with a similar-style board that I go to on a different site
[simakos] well we need to make a back up plan public for everybody, no?
[simakos] so is that broadcast record good
[simakos] ?
[yancy] i'm sure at least a few sombies already have established domains/servers with a decent sized monthly traffic allowance (i do, for one)
[simakos] address please
[yancy] haha
[yancy] well, no board is set up there
[simakos] make one
[yancy] and i have no idea how to do that
[simakos] now
[simakos] learn
[yancy] yes sir! =)
[simakos] unlearn
[yancy] it's a shitty domain name: removethesite.com
[simakos] i can't believe how attched i am to this board
[simakos] i'm getting scary-sad now
[yancy] but i could buy a new domain name and put it on the same server for like, 5 or 10 bucks a year
[yancy] jason likes us, he'll give us time to transition off if need be
[undo95] well we've got soulseek, so no matter what happens, "the core" will still be in touch
[yancy] internet domains/servers are generally paid up months, if not a year in advance
[simakos] has anyone ever met you undo/rap damage?
[undo95] I've met lots of people
[yancy] it's good that we have an agent on the inside: rufus
[undo95] oh, you mean board people.... I don't know
[simakos] yancy have you ever met him?
[simakos] you are very mysterious
[simakos] maybe you are dero?
[simakos] ha
[undo95] maybe
[yancy] rufus is savvy enough to save all the board info and transfer it to a new domain, assuming we use the same board software
[yancy] i've never met undo
[undo95] I could easily fit inside a Dero suit and pretend to be him
* simakos is listening to THE HOLY FUCK
[yancy] he saw me brielfy in front of the vic before the puffy amiyumi show
[simakos] the show ain't even ending
[undo95] it was several blocks away... but it was possibly you
[simakos] let's slow down
[undo95] maybe
[simakos] so?
[undo95] no, i like panicking
[yancy] there were like, 5+ clues that, in hindsight, were pretty overt
[simakos] broadcast?
[undo95] this is exciting
[simakos] good?
[yancy] it's totally ending
[simakos] there is no way it would end like that
[yancy] one reason it would:
[simakos] especially before year end lists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[yancy] DJs are fired on short notice, no time to assemble a going-away clip show
[simakos] true
[yancy] only enough time to choose proper bumper music and a goobye DIJ song
[simakos] anybody remember how it switched from q101 to xrt?
[undo95] those are the dark ages... no one remembers back that far
[yancy] XRT listener surveys were sent out recently, and i remember answering questions about SO on it
[simakos] i'm so pissed i didn't listen
[undo95] you didn't miss anything, really
[undo95] you'd be disappointed if you were able to hear it again
[simakos] i used to listen to the q101 SO
[simakos] i remember listening the week cobain died
[yancy] i'm guessing they didn't get great returns on that survey
[simakos] i waited on a bunch of radio execs the other nite
[yancy] fwiw, i gave it super-high marks, as its the only reason i listen to any non-NPR radio
[undo95] this time last year there was talk of them going into syndication, but that never happened
[undo95] how did you get a survey?
[simakos] they asked what radio i listen to
[yancy] ok guys, this is extremely dorky, but....
[simakos] i told them npr but said sound opinions was a great show and then one of the guys stood up and gave me a t-shirt
[simakos] cool
[yancy] i caled the xrt hotline about five minutes after SO ended to ask the late night DJ if he knew what was up
[yancy] i mentioned the "clues" and the dj was like "yeah, i noticed that too, let me see if those guys are still around and i'll see if i can get anything out of them"
[yancy] after i hung up i thought, then what? do you have caller id? are you going to call me back? announce it on the radio? wtf
[undo95] what's the number to XRT?
[simakos] call him again
[undo95] i probably won't call them, but i'm just curious
[undo95] or will I?
[simakos] 599 8900?
[simakos] ha
[undo95] area code?
[simakos] that's radio number from canada
[simakos] nevermind
[simakos] Music Request Phone: 773.777.8881
[undo95] the "this board needs a _____ thread" threads are getting annoying
[yancy] yeah, 773.777.8881
[yancy] they were annoying until the shudder to think thread, which was a nice surprise for me
[yancy] simakos will fucking call them... this is the man that asked for and received leslie feist at the BSS show
[yancy] he has no fear
[simakos] i'm caLLING NOW
[yancy] he'll pick up now that the song changed
[undo95] not just calling now, but caLLING NOW
[undo95] hope that makes the difference
[simakos] no answer
[yancy] caps lock makes all the difference
[yancy] maybe the dj had to poop
[simakos] it's hard to type, smoke, and call
[simakos] should i just let it ring?
[yancy] sure, why not?
[simakos] i don't want to seem crazy
[simakos] ha
[simakos] haha
[yancy] or hang up & try after the next song
[undo95] are we not buying enough diamonds? is that why they're cancelling it?
[yancy] er, during the next song
[yancy] undo figured it out!!!
* undo95 runs off to Faye & Sons or whatever it's called
[undo95] testing... did I lose my connection?
[undo95] ello?
* Disconnected


ryan
QUOTE
QUOTE(Sid Hartha @ Jan 31 2006, 12:16 PM) [snapback]7935[/snapback]

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Our cat Ollie. Don't let the contented appearance fool you - she's a bitch on wheels.



QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jan 31 2006, 03:27 PM) [snapback]8199[/snapback]

He looks a like a smaller version of our late tom Hellcat, he was mostly white with a head the size of 2 of my fists together and mostly covered in scartissue. He'd been fed LSD & Tequila as a kitten and was a little strange, he could beat up all of the other toms in the neighborhood, and most of the dogs, too. He liked to sleep in the middle of the pool table & drool on wool sweaters.



QUOTE(Imbroglio @ Jan 31 2006, 03:39 PM) [snapback]8215[/snapback]

dude even Freddie's cat probably has more exciting stories and lived a crazier life than the rest of us

undo
QUOTE(date and poster unknown)
Damo Suzuki: we should make a series of threads with hilarious excerpts from our convos. like the time you had a plan for catching aids in Amsterdam or when you confessed to baby eating.
Williamtell: this is a good idea
Williamtell: entitle it "cum spray"
KENAN THOMPSON
U_S
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]21405[/snapback]

Your Internet poise in the chatroom and in secret threads sometimes overwhelms the board. You also worry too much about your post count and have post-whored in the past. Nonetheless you're not outwardly, visibly stupid, which gives you an edge on the masses. But remember; your winsome looks will only get you so far.

6.7/10


jigga
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 12:53 PM) [snapback]21412[/snapback]

Your tendancy to post a bunch of threads at once means most of them get lost in the shuffle. Your whimsical disregard for grammar and spelling are endearing, but rarely add to your deliberative stature. You could win "most improved" for ditching a lot of the over-the-top racial stuff and engaging more seriously with people, but the verdict is still out. Potential... with lingering question marks.

5.5/10


luckyluc
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]21533[/snapback]

I didn't take a break so much because I ran out of steam, but because I wanted to shake my head and gaze sadly out the window at this gray Chicago afternoon as I considered the meloncholy tale of Gimmick. The hare is now a tortoise, and if the trans-species operation isn't helping you win any races as you huff along gamely in the middle of the SOMB pack, rest assured that your shelled body will at least be comically batted about by the SOMB's predators rather then rendered bloodily in a furry blur as was the case for so many years in your former form. But no one blames you for your reptilian lethargy; tending your little shrine to Damo's top 100 list is an exhausting job! After reading this post and having a good cry, you will rearrange the shrine of things you pulled out of his trash and fall asleep on the floor craddling one of his discarded nautically-styled scarves. You will feel much better in the morning.

4.6/10
undo
Smells Like Douche / Alternagirl
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 12:56 PM) [snapback]21418[/snapback]

You were frequently accused of being Ace, but you've solidly disproven that accusation; Ace would never have the patience for such a load of pedestrian posts. Rest assured that he would appreciate the comedy of "Smells like Douche" more than anyone. Your status as a semi-mythical "girl" (if you are indeed such) gives you an almost unqualified free pass at this sausage party, but I don't expect you'll use it to do more than get drunk on schnapps and pass out in a laundry basket in the basement.

1.8/10




without_opinion
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 01:02 PM) [snapback]21431[/snapback]

A rose by any other name would still be a rose, but Without Opinion by any other name would be far less clearly defined in two short words. Cruising along like a garbage-bloated seagull on the breezes of SOMB, whatever contributions you may have made are swallowed up by the self-fulfilling prophecy that is your name. There's a reason no one remembers William Stinkywriting and everyone remembers William Shakespeare, and it's not because Shakespeare was a better writer. They were roughly equally talented.
Points for (if I remember correctly) being a baseball fan. Other than that I mainly remember your old signature about the SOMB being "founded on indie" which gave me quite a larf. Indie sucks dude.

3.9/10




velocity
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 01:10 PM) [snapback]21453[/snapback]

No longer a girl, not quite a woman... Velocity. You and your fellow Pinnicky Hillbillies arrived unannounced one morning on the doorstep, gap-toothed grins intact, to litter rawkist trash about our yards, loose your hounds in Bumpus-fashion on the neighborhood, and generally pollute the once-idyllic neighborhood. Most of your vaccination-less, antibiotic-less, bathing-less number died off within a few weeks, but the most stubborn still wander from thread to thread, gazing sullenly at things you do not understand, flicking your tail lazily at flies, and thoughtfully chewing your prog-metal cud.
That said, you are my favorite KXOLer. Congratulations!

5.3/10




Boy With The Filthylaugh / skinnyhipsrivers
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 01:28 PM) [snapback]21478[/snapback]

One of the many SOMBies who (until recently) took his name from an unpleasant-to-visualize physical condition (I always imagined Rivers Cuomo with his plank twixt his skinny, undersexed legs, Buffalo Bill style, singing "Beverly Hills." This was not a pleasant thing to imagine.) I had a little trouble thinking of things that are wrong with you, but I realized it's not because you are great (you are so not) but because you spend 3/4s of your time where I don't usually go, in the cesspool that is the Etc. Board, posting in threads that displease God and quite possibly threaten the security of our nation. Your status as the 3rd-biggest scenery chewer in "Five Things I Think," the SOMB's own little e-Black Hole of Calcutta, says more than I ever could.

3.6

Phew, bashing all of you is harder work than I realized. I'll be back in a few hours. Keep the line neat and orderly until then.




gimmick / luckyluc
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]21533[/snapback]

I didn't take a break so much because I ran out of steam, but because I wanted to shake my head and gaze sadly out the window at this gray Chicago afternoon as I considered the meloncholy tale of Gimmick. The hare is now a tortoise, and if the trans-species operation isn't helping you win any races as you huff along gamely in the middle of the SOMB pack, rest assured that your shelled body will at least be comically batted about by the SOMB's predators rather then rendered bloodily in a furry blur as was the case for so many years in your former form. But no one blames you for your reptilian lethargy; tending your little shrine to Damo's top 100 list is an exhausting job! After reading this post and having a good cry, you will rearrange the shrine of things you pulled out of his trash and fall asleep on the floor craddling one of his discarded nautically-styled scarves. You will feel much better in the morning.

4.6/10




Slackmo
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 03:01 PM) [snapback]21606[/snapback]

Oh, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh. Your late-season conversion to a potshooting quipster is certainly an improvement from your former status as the snail-like arbiter of the SOMB Top 499 Movies / Bataan Death March Recreation Society. I remember having some deep-running grudge against you at one point, but it was eventually filled with the cement of indifference and is now merely a deep-running unstable fissure of vague distrust. Admittedly it seems we are in something of a Slackmonaissance and that takes most of the vinegar and at least a few ounces of the piss out of this post. Cheers.

5.9/10



Alan
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 03:50 PM) [snapback]21687[/snapback]

You may have come into this thread to laugh at someone else's misfortune, but much like a flunky at the Sarlacc pit, you now find yourself a victim of the same fate. It's no surprise that you are caught unawares because you feel dizzy and a bit out of it as you enter the sunlight, blinking blurry-eyed in one of your few departures from the shadowy chattery of "Five Things I Think." Your willingness to rake through the minute details of your life, from striped ties to grout bleach, doesn't always translate into broader boarding skills as you cautiously head out to post for the 7th or 8th time that, just to remind everyone, you didn't think "Grizzly Man" was a good movie.

3.2/10




senor wences
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 04:06 PM) [snapback]21699[/snapback]

I don't speak A-rab, so I ran this through Babelfish and it seems to be a plea for mercy. Well, you obviously misunderstand the point of this thread and the point of this country, compadre. By my reckoning all you "guest workers" should be "guest soldiers" in the War on Terrorosity, but failing that, I suppose you can get a low-paying job doing nothing consistently. And as one of the longest running gimmick accounts on SOMB to survive, you have certainly accomplished that goal. Some might say perseverance is a virtue in itself, but I wouldn't say that. I would say "Gimmick suuuuucks."

2.0/10




Complain
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 05:05 PM) [snapback]21830[/snapback]

Like Walter Sobchak's proverbial child wandering in on the movie, you poke your head into Snoop Dogg threads and drop the latest AARP-approved japes. Your book, an autobiographical story of heartbreak and survival, will succeed at first and then flounder when it is revealed that you did not spar with Yuri Andropov on the roof of the Kremlin during the Soviet-Afghan war and that was one of several "embellishments" for the sake of the story.
Anyway it is a small miracle that the few KXOLers who stuck around were by far the best of the lot. I shudder to think what this place would look like with a different cast.

3.5




undo
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 06:23 PM) [snapback]21930[/snapback]

As a visual learner, Undo would probably die a slow boarding death without Google Image Search (also because he is illiterate). He remembers an unhealthy amount about the board's past. An Etc.'r trapped in a Disc.'r's body, and a cynic trapped in a hottie's body, Undo was funnier when he couldn't get laid. All other available criticisms have already been leveled by the man himself.
Edit: Also he doesn't make enough threads.

6.6
Undercooked Sausage
zolacolby
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]21939[/snapback]

Yeah, as noted upthread, this won't help long-running poster Zolacolby. I wonder what led to the subtraction of the formal "Mr." from his name? A gender switch ala Walter/Wendy Carlos? The final and inevitable realization that if no one else was going to address you as such it was futile to put on such airs on the Internets? Zolacolby possesses one the board's least interesting quirks, with an itchy trigger finger on the enter key to enter line breaks after each sentence in many short posts. Yes, it's pretty ghey. Over two years of boarding makes me more than a "somb babe," in the age sense, and I don't want to think about the impolications of babe in the other sense.

5.0/10




sin city
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]21939[/snapback]

Sin City? The SOMB must be pitching underhand to me now. Humans have a thing called an appendix, which in caveman times processed raw food or connected to wifi or something like that but is now useless and what we call a vestigial organ. In ancient SOMB times, we had a poster named Dawn and it was Sin's job to constantly harass and abuse her, but she left and for the last two years Sin has been a vestigial poster. I hope Tjenz appreciates how much better he looks by comparison with a less-amusing version of himself louting up the Etc. Board.

1.9/10




kalmia
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 08:36 PM) [snapback]21995[/snapback]

Kalmia. Is he a troll? Is he not? Like a virus, he doesn't show the clear signs of life that characterize bacteria, but he has a singular persistence that makes him more than a mere chemical reaction. He exists in some nether region in between, drifting from host to host to spew forth his contaminants. Yancy didn't want me to critique Kalmia because he thought it would encourage him, but Yancy does not understand the way of the virus; without even the biological complexity of most single-celled organisms, the virus can survive in a virtual vacuum, chugging away in the absence of any stimuli or response. Long after we die in the nuclear war, he will still be here, asking cockroaches if they like him and announcing Libertarian meetings to the cold dead planet.

0.5/10




helmet52
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 09:30 PM) [snapback]22029[/snapback]

Some SOMBies like Morgan are known for long, Seinfield-esque runs of posting gold. Helmet52 is more like Gallagher - one big brutish splatter that explains why rows 1-6 were advised to wear ponchos. I'm speaking of course about "Setting the Record Straight on King's X," a "What is 'rockism'?" thread for a board that had abandoned the higher planes of thought to run hooting through the lowlands of KXOLia. In conclusion, if you don't rock the avant-noise while you're doing bank business, then you are not hardcore.

4.5




QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 16 2006, 09:37 PM) [snapback]22037[/snapback]

My take on a classic poster: Visual presentation.

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6.0/10

ryan
Mitchell's prediction of Montana's 2006 Year End List:

QUOTE(Mitchell Stirling @ Feb 9 2006, 03:11 AM) [snapback]15565[/snapback]

I've PM'd your 2006 EOY list to Dr. Bill as below

Flaming Lips Masterpiece Awesome Pink Floyd Grandaddy Mystics Original Syd DBT Bus Fumes Waters It created an entirely new sound Great Gig In The SkyI like intact artistic pieces.Nothing sounds like Yoshimi Pink Floyd It Will Be Another Lips Masterpiece I lived and breathed House for a long time The Wall http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=0n...sdmv57&r=20.asx Bwahahahahahahahaha I wish I was smoking what they were Flaming Lipsuber-compressed, taking shrooms stressed, super-urban chip/chop music Masterpiece Awesome taking shrooms Pink Floyd Grandaddy Mystics Original Syd DBT Bus Fumes Waters It created an entirely new sound Great Gig In The SkyI like intact artistic pieces. Can the Lips match them? Nothing sounds like tiny mix-compressed How dare they actually play their instruments I lived and breathed House for a long time Yoshimi Pink Floyd It Will Be Another Lips Masterpiece The Wall http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=0n...vz557&r16846asx Bwahahahahahahahaha Diesel Fumes flowing records with a cohesive style taking shrooms Flaming Lips Masterpiece Awesome Pink Floyd Grandaddy Mystics Original Syd DBT Bus Fumes tiny mix-compressed How dare they actually play their instruments Waters It created an entirely new sound Great Gig In The SkyI like intact artistic pieces.Nothing sounds like Yoshimi Pink Floyd It Will Be Another Lips Masterpiece Can the Lips match them? The Wall Awesome List some of your records then http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=0n...svz557&r=20.asx Bwahahahahahahahaha Diesel Fumes uber-compressed, stressed, super-urban chip/chop music flowing records with a cohesive style Pink Floyd Mushrooms Flaming Lips How dare they actually play their instruments Hollywood Town Hall If you're Feeling Sinister http://hurl.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hu...6900&cid=600005 Sinister Masterpiece Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun Pink FloydPink Floyd Mushrooms Flaming Lips Hollywood Town Hall If you're Feeling http://hurl.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hu...6900&cid=600005 Sinister Masterpiece I wish I was smoking what they were Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun Pink FloydDiesel Fumes flowing records with a cohesive style Pink Floyd Mushrooms Flaming Lips Hollywood Town Hall If you're Feeling Sinister http://hurl.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hu...6900&cid=600005 Sinister Masterpiece Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun Pink Floyd are all original masterpieces.
undo
pinkerton
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 18 2006, 01:48 PM) [snapback]23170[/snapback]

Light and dark, day and night, good and evil, Pinkerton and Raj. In this thread's sister topic, you handed out embarassingly generous accolades on the basis of critical factors like Bonnaroo attendance, Elliott Smith-resemblence and fear of me. After you finished chafing all oncoming dix, you moved on to spreading the word about artists "underapreciated by the SOMB community." I clicked on the thread thinking "Oh people will be posting Juno Reactor or Your Team Ring or Bangkok Impact or something like that" and instead it was Okkervil River and Of Montreal. Woah, slow down; I don't know if the SOMB is ready for indie rock that's slightly different from the indie rock it already enjoys!

4.2/10




Some Girl
QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 18 2006, 01:48 PM) [snapback]23170[/snapback]

(no Weezer jokes, huzzah)
To make this even slightly challenging I'm going to hold all IRL evidence inadmissable and just stick to boarding. Not a lot of posters could be blasted by a skunk within their first few months, post for help, and not forever be known as "Skunk Girl" or something similar. I guess that's an honor of sorts and a testament to your ability to drown out all embarassments in a steady flow of blithe garble about shoes, boys, and the CSO. Keep up the pace and some day Little Jess will pass her crown on to you and you'll get your own "Ask Some Girl" thread and a middle management job at the Dreamscents candle plant in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico.

5.5/10




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QUOTE(terremoto! @ Feb 18 2006, 01:48 PM) [snapback]23170[/snapback]

You already got your ass handed to you in the other thread for some reason, so you must be a glutton for punishment. You should think long and hard about what would make a ragin' hardon factory like Pinkerton think you were a woman (I'm in the dark frankly, although the one time I met you I recall you were wearing a rather fetching scarf, so maybe that's it). Anyway you can't show weakness around here, so I recommend you immediately attack and kill the alpha male (Mitchell, at the moment) to reasert yourself. When the two of you are slugging each other with big metal pipes, your gender will not be in question.

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QUOTE(Jigga @ Mar 2 2006, 07:31 AM) [snapback]33254[/snapback]

It doesn't mean anything, but I went with my girl, my moms, my sister and my sister in law just to make sure no one got the wrong idea, i didnt go with no dudes whatsoever. When we were paying for the tickets I wasnt near them at all i dont want people to overhear them say "brokeback mountain" and people see me standing with them. Anyway, I made sure no one saw me go in the theatre cause people just start jumping to conclusions cause society is so intollerant these days and to be honest i didnt even want to watch the film i just wasnt staying at home since everyone was going so didnt want to kick it by myself as i was bored. Anyway, at the counter people was staring at me and making me uncomfortable. I could feel all these eyes on me i just do not know why people dont mind their business.

The film itself is just absolutely gay. I wasnt feeling it at all, seriously, i'm not fucking with cowboys and indian games anymore, this shit has revealed a lot about these "men's" men. Now we know what they are up to all day when they aint milking sheep. I'm sick of all these "hard" men been revealed as gay, why is this ahppening. Army dudes are gay, Kray twins are gay, Huey Newton possibly gay, why are people exposing this shit. Anyway, this film was nowhere near as good as romeo and julliet back in the day, i felt better about myself after watching it though cause i am no longer a close minded ape thinking all gays are bad, only some of them, like those priests and shit. Anyway, i dont recommensd this film, its just dudes holding hands and rolling in hay together and the more i think about it this film is just gay, i'm rooting for Terrence Howard at the oscars. the girls loved this shit i dont know girls really love gays gays can advise girls like an oracle or something they know fashion and shit. they was crying when those gay dudes died me i was ready to bounce out of this long ass film wtf. trying to get out as quick as possible without any people seeing me.

I am happy i survived a gay encounter but girls is still running this shit imho.
Skippy
here's the movie list


521 river's edge
520 amateur
519 the french connection
518 playtime
517 the tin drum
516 ichi the killer
515 a fistful of dollars
514 the searchers
513 a nightmare on elm st.
512 the passion of the christ
511 sex, lies & videotape
510 cape fear
509 arsenic and old lace
508 after life
507 princess mononoke
506 babe
505 spiderman 2
504 suspiria
503 kitchen stories
502 get carter
501 the hairdresser's husband
500 the big red one

499 barfly
498 rumble fish
497 heaven can wait
496 confessions of a dangerous mind
495 zentropa
494 the face
493 jackass
492 billy liar
491 scarface (1930s)
490 love and death
489 logan's run
488 the killing
487 moonstruck
486 mask
485 elizabeth
484 sexy beast
483 invasion of the body snatchers
482 finding nemo
481 toy story
480 a woman under the influence
479 the color of money
478 saving silverman
477 stranger than paradise
476 persona
475 freddy got fingered
474 the pianist
473 the 400 blows
472 x2
471 sweet sixteen
470 local hero
469 kids
468 gone with the wind
467 fitzcarraldo
466 el topo
465 the ice storm
464 the big easy
463 notorious
462 tootsie
461 happy gilmore
460 crooklyn
459 amores perros
458 unbreakable
457 touching the void
456 insomnia (nolan)
455 up in smoke
454 the legend of drunken master
453 the flamingo kid
452 seconds
451 little shop of horrors
450 last night
449 kwaidan
448 hamlet (branagh)
447 gummo
446 gangs of new york
445 baxter
444 angel heart
443 traffic
442 tombstone
441 night of the living dead
440 dark city
439 the stand
438 the rules of attraction
437 a few good men
436 the last picture show
435 real genius
434 dig!
433 titus
432 the lovers on the bridge
431 the decline of western civilization 2: the metal years
430 salaam bombay
429 leaving las vegas
428 ikiru
427 gallipoli
426 hedwig and the angry inch
425 hearts of darkness
424 goldfinger
423 for a few dollars more
422 a mighty wind
421 half baked
420 american psycho
419 battle royale
418 the sweet hereafter
417 parents
416 nil by mouth
415 whale rider
414 the fabulous baker boys
413 mean streets
412 belle du jour
411 an officer and a gentleman
410 who framed roger rabbit?
409 bound
408 woodstock
407 midnight run
406 akira
405 welcome to the dollhouse
404 ace ventura: pet detective
403 zoolander
402 the player
401 henry: portrait of a serial killer
400 beavis and butthead do america


399 waking life
398 the road warrior
397 pleasantville
396 inherit the wind
395 history of the world part 1
394 the karate kid
393 28 days later
392 white
391 uhf
390 the spy who came in from the cold
389 the brother from another planet
388 spaceballs
387 lenny
386 i'm alright, jack
385 das boot
384 blue
383 basquiat
382 top gun
381 the limey
380 the china syndrome
379 robocop
378 happiness
377 grosse pointe blank
376 ghostbusters
375 donnie brasco
374 west side story
373 out of sight
372 gimme shelter
371 election
370 night of the hunter
369 lost highway
368 jerry maguire
367 a perfect world
366 the triplets of belleville
365 enter the dragon
364 austin powers
363 aguirre, the wrath of god
362 go
361 the terminator
360 the man who wasn't there
359 ghost dog: the way of the samurai
358 deliverance
357 those magnificent men and their flying machines
356 the adventures of milo and otis
355 the adv of buckaroo bonzai
354 super troopers
353 stalker
352 slapshot
351 kiki's delivery service
350 flirting
349 butterfly kiss
348 bugsy malone
347 american movie
346 the thing
345 straw dogs
344 return of the jedi
343 the untouchables
342 minority report
341 the life aquatic with steve zissou
340 the blair witch project
339 rope
338 the last temptation of christ
337 toy story 2
336 the black stallion
335 close encounters of the third kind
334 blood simple
333 a simple plan
332 philadelphia
331 mystic river
330 my neighbor totoro
329 jacob's ladder
328 face/off
327 dirty rotten scoundrels
326 the party
325 the last waltz
324 breaking the waves
323 braveheart
322 sunrise
321 dumb and dumber
320 25th hour
319 the piano
318 halloween
317 stripes
316 rosemary's baby
315 bring me the head of alfredo garcia
314 the goonies
313 fear and loathing in las vegas
312 papillon
311 fear of a black hat
310 eyes wide shut
309 cinema paradiso
308 army of darkness
307 red rock west
306 mary poppins
305 the lion king
304 silverado
303 indiana jones and the temple of doom
302 hoop dreams
301 broadcast news
300 ordinary people


299 the long goodbye
298 crimes and misdemeanors
297 the grapes of wrath
296 crumb
295 desperado
294 speed
293 eve's bayou
292 american history x
291 get shorty
290 santa sangre
289 dancer in the dark
288 the magnificent seven
287 monster's ball
286 beyond the valley of the dolls
285 red
284 network
283 batman (burton)
282 menace 2 society
281 spirited away
280 the decalogue
279 little big man
278 paper moon
277 naked
276 dead poets' society
275 the thin red line
274 man bites dog
273 made
272 the city of lost children
271 bill & ted's excellent adventure
270 touch of evil
269 the manchurian candidate
268 good morning vietnam
267 bamboozled
266 rocky 3
265 the nightmare before christmas
264 planes. trains and automobiles
263 clueless
262 stop making sense
261 thx 1138
260 head
259 evil dead
258 jurassic park
257 el mariachi
256 die hard
255 crouching tiger, hidden dragon
254 the magnificent ambersons
253 nashville
252 repo man
251 double indemnity
250 snatch
249 drugstore cowboy
248 saturday night fever
247 harold and maude
246 sixteen candles
245 moulin rouge
244 hero
243 tetsuo
242 his girl friday
241 boyz n the hood
240 slacker
239 five easy pieces
238 before sunset
237 m
236 the hudsucker proxy
235 ran
234 it happened one night
233 yellow submarine
232 wayne's world
231 la dolce vita
230 beetlejuice
229 badlands
228 the truman show
227 the natural
226 the last of the mohicans
225 beautiful girls
224 kingpin
223 the meaning of life
222 singin' in the rain
221 lolita
220 blow-up
219 what's eating gilbert grape?
218 wings of desire
217 the maltese falcon
216 big fish
215 once upon a time in america
214 a fish called wanda
213 the sixth sense
212 william shakespeare's romeo and juliet
211 dirty harry
210 dance with wolves
209 the seven samurai
208 the great escape
207 something wild
206 field of dreams
205 wall street
204 the color purple
203 rebel without a cause
202 hard boiled
201 the fisher king
200 singles


199 evil dead 2: dead by dawn
198 bottle rocket
197 as good as it gets
196 withnail & I
195 good will hunting
194 punch-drunk love
193 fletch
192 edward scissorhands
191 life is beautiful
190 meet the parents
189 requiem for a dream
188 wonder boys
187 barry lyndon
186 scarface (1983)
185 indiana jones and the last crusade
184 heathers
183 a hard day's night
182 dog day afternoon
181 the treasure of the sierra madre
180 ghost world
179 city of god
178 dawn of the dead (romero)
177 bull durham
176 pretty in pink
175 waiting for guffman
174 the silence of the lambs
173 the insider
172 butch cassidy and the sundance kid
171 the professional/leon
170 some like it hot
169 psycho
168 rounders
167 rain man
166 the seventh seal
165 midnight cowboy
164 pee wee's big adventure
163 jfk
162 the breakfast club
161 yojimbo
160 all about eve
159 risky business
158 sunset boulevard
157 the life of brian
156 terms of endearment
155 the exorcist
154 stand by me
153 garden state
152 quiz show
151 the philadelphia story
150 m*a*s*h*
149 the king of comedy
148 aliens
147 the deer hunter
146 shaun of the dead
145 pi
144 pink floyd: the wall
143 barton fink
142 south park: bigger longer & uncut
141 the virgin suicides
140 the producers
139 three kings
138 glory
137 short cuts
136 patton
135 on the waterfront
134 a.i.
133 diner
132 alien
131 the bridge on the river kwai
130 the bicycle thief
129 12 monkeys
128 heat
127 vacation
126 sling blade
125 american splendor
124 adaptation
123 malcolm x
122 the sting
121 hoosiers
120 big
119 almost famous
118 o brother where art thou?
117 lock, stock and two smoking barrels
116 forrest gump
115 the naked gun
114 rocky
113 vertigo
112 platoon
111 jaws
110 to kill a mockingbird
109 amadeus
108 ed wood
107 casino
106 lawrence of arabia
105 best in show
104 the right stuff
103 manhattan
102 north by northwest
101 the blues brothers



100 the apartment
99 24 hour party people
98 say anything
97 willy wonka and the chocolate factory
96 there's something about mary
95 boogie nights
94 the wizard of oz
93 being there
92 before sunrise
91 the wild bunch
90 donnie darko
89 duck soup
88 saving private ryan
87 Third Man
86 terminator 2
85 Breaking Away
84 Magnolia
83 Fast Times At Ridgemont High
82 Jackie Brown
81 8 1/2
80 Rear Window
79 Cool Hand Luke
78 Dead Man
77 Young Frankenstein
76 Swingers
75 Unforgiven
74 Memento
73 Back To The Future
72 Conversation
71 Blazing Saddles
70 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
69 Caddyshack
68 Clerks
67 Being John Malkovich
66 Full Metal Jacket
65 Seven
64 GlenGaryGlenRoss
63 Mulholland Drive
62 Schindler's List
61 Chinatown
60 Dazed & Confused
59 Blue Velvet
58 True Romance
57 LOTR: Two Towers
56 Airplane
55 Kill Bill Vol. 2
54 Good, Bad & the Ugly
53 E.T.
52 Ferris Buellers Day Off
51 Matrix
50 NBK
49 Animal House
48 LOTR:Return of the King
47 Do The Right Thing
46 Groundhog Day
45 LOTR: Fellowship of the Rings
44 Millers Crossing
43 Star Wars
42 A Christmas Story
41 Raising Arizona
40 LA Confidential
39 It's a Wonderful Life
38 Citizen Kane
37 Annie Hall
36 High Fidelity
35 Raging Bull
34 American Beauty
33 The Graduate
32 2001
31 Kill Bill pt1
30 Amelie
29 Blade Runner
28 Shining
27 Office Space
26 Usual Suspects
25 Brazil
24 Lost In Translation
23 Reservoir Dogs
22 Princess Bride
21 Empire Strikes Back
20 Taxi Driver
19 Trainspotting
18 Apocalypse Now
17 Raiders of the Lost Ark
16 Rushmore
15 Dr. Strangelove
14 A Clockwork Orange
13 Shawshank Redemption
12 Holy Grail
11 One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
10 Royal Tennenbaums
9 Casablanca
8 Spinal Tap
7 Fight Club
6 Fargo
5 Godfather Part II
4 Big Lebowski
3 Pulp Fiction
2 Goodfellas
1 The Godfather
Skippy

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QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Feb 17 2006, 12:31 PM) [snapback]22346[/snapback]

So, turnout for this was very impressive. I projected about fifteen, at most twenty lists to be submitted, but the final total was a whopping 29, something that hopefully bodes even better for the future decade polls. There's enough for a top 300, but in the interest of keeping the list a little bit exclusive, I'll only be counting down the top 250, which means a single had to get a minimum of two votes (over 120 points) to get in.

So I'm well rested, I'm well fed, and most importantly, I'm back in my old skin. It's time to shake, rattle and roll. So let's get started with those SOUND OPINION MESSAGE BOARDS TOP 250 SINGLES FROM 1950 TO 1964!!!!



QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Feb 28 2006, 02:53 PM) [snapback]31581[/snapback]

interesting to me about YRGM being #1 is how poorly it fits with the rest of the list--more than any other song on here, it seems like more of a predictor of the next time perioid ('65 - '74) than emblamatic of its own.

Here's the whole thing.

1 Kinks You Really Got Me 1589 22
2 Booker T. and the MGs Green Onions 1477 19 1
3 Beatles I Want to Hold Your Hand / I Saw Her Standing There 1349 18 1
4 Johnny Cash I Walk the Line / Folsom Prison Blues / Get Rhythm 1340 17 2
5 Beach Boys I Get Around / Don't Worry Baby 1290 15
6 Johnny Cash Ring of Fire / I'll Still Be There 1243 17
7 Zombies She's Not There / You Make Me Feel Good 1235 17
8 Flamingos I Only Have Eyes for You 1228 16
9 Ronettes Be My Baby 1129 13 1
10 Kinks All Day and All of the Night 1074 14 1
11 Del Shannon Runaway 1063 16
12 Ray Charles What'd I Say 1038 15
13 Buddy Holly & the Crickets That'll Be the Day 1031 16
14 Them Baby Please Don't Go / Gloria 971 12 1
15 Beatles I Feel Fine / She's a Woman 944 12 2
16 Kingsmen Louie, Louie 932 14 1
17 Link Wray & the Wraymen Rumble 911 12
18 Chuck Berry Maybellene 905 12
19 Crystals He's a Rebel 897 13
20 Eddie Cochran Summertime Blues 891 11
21 Howlin' Wolf Smokestack Lightning 838 14
22 Dionne Warwick Walk on By 837 12
23 Eddie Cochran Somethin' Else 819 12
24 Jackie Breston and Delta Cats Rocket 88 798 13 1
25 Bob Dylan Blowin' in the Wind / Don't Think Twice, It's All Right 791 13
26 Shirelles Will You Love Me Tomorrow? 788 13 1
27 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Peggy Sue 777 11
28 Crystals Then He Kissed Me 770 12 1
29 Little Richard Tutti Frutti 746 10
30 Beatles A Hard Day's Night / Things We Said Today / I Should Have Known Better 707 8 1
31 Sam Cooke You Send Me 697 10
32 Bo Diddley Bo Diddley / I'm a Man 693 10 1
33 Elvis Presley Don't Be Cruel / Hound Dog 688 10
34 Animals House of the Rising Sun 681 10
35 Isley Brothers Shout (Parts One & Two) 676 10 1
36 Chuck Berry Johnny B. Goode 673 9
37 Beatles She Loves You / I'll Get You 671 10
38 Supremes Where Did Our Love Go? 649 10 1
39 Martha and the Vandellas Heat Wave 639 12
40 Screamin' Jay Hawkins I Put a Spell on You / Little Demon 617 8 1
41 Santo & Johnny Sleep Walk 616 12
42 Beatles Twist and Shout / There's a Place 609 8
43 Dave Brubeck Quartet Take Five 608 7 1
44 Bo Diddley Who Do You Love? 602 9 1
45 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Rave On 591 8 1
46 Everly Brothers Bye Bye Love 575 9
47 Everly Brothers All I Have to Do is Dream / Claudette 554 10
48 Sam Cooke & Lou Rawls Having a Party / Bring it On Home to Me 546 10
49 Peggy Lee Fever 532 8
50 Tornadoes Telstar 513 7
51 Beatles Can't Buy Me Love / You Can't Do That 505 7
52 Chantays Pipeline 504 9
53 Ben E. King Stand By Me 498 9
54 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles You've Really Got a Hold on Me 495 10
55 Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers Why Do Fools Fall in Love? 485 9
56 Marvin Gaye Can I Get a Witness? 481 7
57 Carl Perkins Blue Suede Shoes / Honey Don't 477 8
58 Fats Domino Blueberry Hill 477 9
59 Hank Williams Sr. I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry 475 8
60 Etta James At Last 467 7 1
61 Elvis Presley Heartbreak Hotel / I Was the One 466 8
62 Patsy Cline Walkin' After Midnight 460 8
63 Righteous Brothers You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling 454 7
64 Elvis Presley I Forgot to Remember to Forget / Mystery Train 447 6
65 Johnny Kidd & the Pirates Shakin' All Over 444 7
66 Dick Dale & the Deltones Miserlou 443 7
67 Searchers Needles & Pins 435 7
68 Beach Boys Be True to Your School / In My Room 434 6
69 Gene Vincent Woman Love / Be Bop a Lua 428 7
70 Muddy Waters Mannish Boy 426 7
71 Champs Tequilla 425 9
72 Ray Charles Georgia on My Mind 421 7
73 Everly Brothers Cathy's Clown 421 10
74 Stan Getz & Joao Gilberto The Girl from Impanema 419 6
75 Elvis Presley Jailhouse Rock / Treat Me Nice 417 8
76 Four Tops Baby I Need Your Lovin' 411 7
77 Trashmen Surfin' Bird 406 7
78 Bobby Darin Mack the Knife 399 7
79 Ray Charles Hit the Road Jack 398 7
80 Patsy Cline Crazy 398 9
81 Ritchie Valens Donna / La Bamba 393 8
82 Ventures Walk, Don't Run 389 6
83 Roy Orbison Only the Lonely 386 7
84 Darlene Love Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 385 5
85 Everly Brothers Wake Up, Little Suzie 380 9
86 Elvis Presley That's All Right Mama / Blue Moon of Kentucky 368 8
87 Bill Haley & the Comets Rock Around the Clock 356 6
88 Shangri-Las Leader of the Pack 345 6
89 Jaynetts Sally, Go Round the Roses 341 4
90 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles Mickey's Monkey 338 7
91 Little Stevie Wonder Fingertips (Part 2) 337 6
92 Viscounts Harlem Nocture 336 6
93 Ronettes Baby I Love You 331 7
94 Elvis Presley All Shook Up 330 7
95 Sam Cooke Cupid 324 4
96 Elvis Presley Marie's the Name (His Latest Flame) / Little Sister 322 5 1
97 Jerry Lee Lewis Great Balls of Fire 322 6
98 Patsy Cline I Fall to Pieces 320 5
99 Ray Charles Drown in My Own Tears 317 6
100 Barrett Strong Money (That's What I Want) 317 7
101 Sam Cooke Wonderful World 310 5
102 Howlin' Wolf Spoonful 310 5
103 Jerry Lee Lewis Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On 307 5
104 Dion & the Belmonts Runaround Sue 307 5
105 Zombies Tell Her No 301 5
106 Sam Cooke Twistin' the Night Away 296 5
107 John Leyton Johnny Remember Me 295 5 1
108 Chiffons One Fine Day 295 7
109 Fats Domino I'm Walkin' 293 5
110 Shadows Apache 292 5
111 Frankie Ford Sea Cruise 289 6 1
112 John Barry Orchestra James Bond Theme 287 5
113 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Oh Boy / Not Fade Away 285 6
114 Little Richard Long Tall Sally / Slippin' and Slidin' 283 5
115 Shangri-Las Give Him a Great Big Kiss 282 5
116 Rolling Stones Not Fade Away / Little By Little 281 6
117 Roy Orbison In Dreams 276 5
118 Gene Chandler Duke of Earl 275 6
119 Tokens The Lion Sleeps Tonight 274 6
120 Chris Montez Let's Dance 273 5
121 James Brown Think 266 5
122 Dixie Cups Chapel of Love 266 5
123 BBC Radiophonic Workshop Dr. Who Theme 265 3
124 Chips Rubber Biscuit 264 4
125 Marcels Blue Moon 264 5
126 Danny & the Juniors At the Hop 262 5
127 Martha and the Vandellas Dancin' in the Streets 261 4
128 Fats Domino Ain't That a Shame 254 7
129 Little Richard Keep-a-Knockin' 253 4
130 James Brown Please Please Please 251 3
131 Surfaris Wipe Out 250 6
132 Johnny Burnette Trio Train Kept A-Rollin' 243 3
133 Ray Charles I Got a Woman 243 4
134 Chuck Berry Brown-Eyed Handsome Man 242 5
135 John Lee Hooker I'm in the Mood 241 4
136 Anton Karas The Third Man Theme 241 5
137 Shirley Bassey Goldfinger 238 4
138 Beatles Please Please Me / Ask My Why 238 4
139 Ricky Nelson Travellin' Man / Hello Mary Lou 236 5
140 Gene Vincent Race With the Devil / Gonna Back Up Baby 234 3 1
141 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles Shop Around 233 4
142 Beatles And I Love Her / If I Fell 230 3
143 Duane Eddy Rebel Rouser 229 3
144 Everly Brothers When Will I Be Loved? 227 3
145 Little Richard Good Golly, Miss Molly 227 5
146 Beach Boys Surfer Girl / Little Deuce Coupe 225 4
147 Gene Pitney It Hurts to Be in Love 224 4
148 John Leyton Tell Laura I Love Her 222 3
149 Joe Turner Shake, Rattle & Roll 222 4
150 Irma Thomas It's Raining 220 3
151 Chords Sh-Boom 218 6
152 Robins Smokey Joe's Café 217 4
153 Charlie Feathers I Can't Hardly Stand It 213 3
154 Peter & Gordon A World Without Love 212 5
155 Little Richard Lucille 209 2 1
156 Mickey and Sylvia Love is Strange 207 3
157 Crystals He's Sure the Boy I Love 205 3
158 Beach Boys When I Grow Up (To Be a Man) / She Knows Me Too Well 204 4
159 Hank Williams Sr. Dear John / Cold Cold Heart 204 5
160 Ray Charles I Can't Stop Loving You 203 3
161 Drifters Save the Last Dance for Me 202 4
162 Platters The Great Pretender 201 3
163 Big Bopper Chantilly Lace 200 4
164 Petula Clark Downtown 198 4
165 Little Eva The Locomotion 198 4
166 Penguins Earth Angel 197 6
167 Leslie Gore You Don't Own Me 196 4
168 Ben E. King Spanish Harlem / First Taste of Love 193 3
169 Dusty Springfield I Only Want to Be With You 193 4
170 Marvelettes Please Mr. Postman 193 5
171 Bobby Vinton Blue Velvet 191 3
172 James Brown Night Train 191 4
173 Ruby & the Romantics Our Day Will Come 187 3
174 Yardbirds I Wish You Would / A Certain Girl 182 3
175 Jerry Lee Lewis Breathless / Down the Line 181 2
176 Bob Dylan All I Wanna Do / Oxford Town / Spanish Harlem Incident 181 3
177 Link Wray & the Wraymen Rawhide 179 2
178 T-Bone Walker Strollin' With Bones 179 4
179 Al Caiola The Magnificent Seven 175 2
180 Supremes Come See About Me 173 2
181 Chuck Berry Rock and Roll Music 171 2
182 Drifters On Broadway 171 3
183 Dave Clark Five Glad All Over 171 4
184 Roy Orbison Blue Bayou 169 2
185 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Everyday 169 2
186 Rivieras California Sun 168 4
187 Big Mama Thorton Hound Dog 168 4
188 Irma Thomas Wish Someone Would Care 167 2
189 Elvis Presley Can't Help Falling in Love 167 2
190 Elmore James Dust My Broom 167 3
191 Beatles From Me to You / Thank You Girl 166 2
192 Hank Ballard & the Midnighters Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go 165 2
193 Muddy Waters I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man 165 4
194 Skyliners Since I Don't Have You 164 3
195 Gloria Jones Tainted Love 164 3
196 Gene Pitney Town Without Pity 163 4
197 Eddie Cochran C'mon Everybody 162 3
198 Supremes Baby Love 160 2
199 Reflections (Just Like) Romeo & Juliet 160 2
200 Bobby Womack Lookin' for a Love 160 2
201 Carl Perkins Gone Gone Gone / Let the Jukebox Keep Playing 159 2
202 Little Willie John I Need Your Love So Bad / Home at Last 157 3
203 Five Satins In the Still of the Night 156 2
204 Jack Scott Leroy 153 2
205 Clovers One Mint Julip 153 2
206 Crystals He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss) 153 4
207 Roy Orbison Crying 152 2
208 Gene Vincent Dance to the Bop / I Got It 152 2
209 Smiley Lewis I Hear You Knockin' 152 3
210 Millie My Boy Lollipop 152 3
211 Ritchie Valens Come On Let's Go 150 2
212 Lonnie Donnegan Rock Island Line 149 2
213 Solomon Burke Everybody Needs Somebody to Love 148 3
214 Little Willie John Fever 148 3
215 George Jones White Lightning 148 3
216 Drifters There Goes My Baby 146 2
217 Cadets Stranded in the Jungle 146 2
218 Beach Boys Dance, Dance, Dance 146 2
219 Tarheel Slim Number 9 Train 145 3
220 Bobby Vee The Night Has a Thousand Eyes 145 3
221 Bobby Bland Turn on Your Lovelight 144 3
222 Chordettes Mr Sandman 144 5
223 Cliff Bennett & the Rebel Rousers I'm So in Love With You 143 2
224 Rolling Stones Time is On My Side / Congratulations 141 2
225 Monotones Book of Love 141 2
226 Jackie Wilson Lonely Teardrops 141 2
227 Dionne Warwick Anyone Who Had a Heart 140 3
228 Terry Stafford Suspicion 139 2
229 Ronettes Walking in the Rain 139 2
230 Little Willie John I'm Shakin' 139 2
231 Veronica Why Don't They Let Us Fall in Love? 138 2
232 Marvin Gaye Pride and Joy 138 2
233 Lavern Baker I Cried a Tear 138 2
234 Mary Wells My Guy / Oh Little Boy 138 4
235 Huey "Piano" Smith and the Clowns High Blood Pressure / Don't You Just Know It 137 2
236 Webb Pierce There Stands the Glass 137 3
237 Beatles Love Me Do / P.S. I Love You 137 3
238 Exciters Tell Him 136 2
239 Wilbert Harrison Kansas City 136 3
240 Elvis Presley Good Rockin' Tonight 134 2
241 Del Vikings Come Go With Me 134 4
242 Bobby Darin Dream Lover 133 2
243 Percy Mayfield Please Send Me Someone to Love 132 2
244 Four Seasons Rag Doll 132 2
245 Bobby Day Rockin' Robin 131 3
246 Frank Sinatra Witchcraft 130 2
247 Isley Brothers Twist and Shout 126 2
248 Al Casey w/ the KC-Ettes Surfin' Hootenanny / Easy Livin' 126 4
249 Jan & Dean Dead Man's Curve 125 3
250 Lively Ones Surf Rider 124 2
251 James Brown Out of Sight / Maybe the Last Time 124 2
252 Impressions Keep on Pushin' 124 2
253 Bobby Bland Ain't That Loving You / Jelly Jelly Jelly 124 2
254 Faron Young Hello Walls 123 2
255 Little Richard Rip it Up 123 3
256 Beach Boys Fun, Fun, Fun 121 3
257 Tiny Bradshaw Well Oh Well 120 1 1
258 Paul Anka Diana 120 1 1
259 Bobby Bland Little Boy Blue 119 2
260 Ray Charles (Night Time is) The Right Time 119 3
261 Johnny Horton The Ballad of New Orleans 119 3
262 Coasters Yakety Yak / Along Came Jones 119 4
263 Jackie Wilson Reet Petite 115 2
264 Isley Brothers Who's That Lady? 114 2
265 Dynamics Misery 114 2
266 Clarence Garlow Crawfishin' 114 2
267 Barbara Pittman Everlasting Love 114 2
268 Swinging Blue Jeans Hippy Hippy Shake 113 2
269 Roy Orbison Oh Pretty Woman 113 2
270 Otis Redding These Arms of Mine 113 2
271 Johnny Otis Willie and the Hand Jive 113 2
272 Dave Dudley Six Days on the Road 113 2
273 Jimmy Reed Bright Lights, Big City 112 3
274 Guitar Slim Things That I Used to Do 111 2
275 Huey "Piano" Smith and the Clowns Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu 109 2
276 Wynonie Harris Good Rockin' Tonight 108 2
277 Coasters Searchin' / Young Blood 108 4
278 Mar-Keys Last Night 107 2
279 Ernie K-Doe Mother-in-Law 107 2
280 Bobby Bland Stormy Monday Blues 106 2
281 Chuck Berry School Days 105 3
282 Maurice Williams & the Zodiacs Stay 103 2
283 Dion & the Belmonts Ruby Baby 103 2
284 Brenda Holloway Every Little Bit Hurts 103 2
285 Chuck Berry No Particular Place to Go 102 2
286 Coasters Poison Ivy 102 3
287 Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs Sugar Shack 101 2
288 Cadillacs Speedo 101 2
289 Chuck Berry Roll Over Beethoven 101 3
290 Nolan Strong & the Diablos Mind Over Matter 100 1
291 Justin Hinds & the Dominoes Carry Go Bring Come 100 2
292 Everly Brothers Walk Right Back 99 2
293 Drifters Money Honey 99 2
294 Sam Cooke Nothing Can Change This Love / Somebody Have Mercy 98 2
295 Rosie & the Originals Angel Baby / Give Me Love 98 2
296 Wynonie Harris Lovin' Machine 97 1
297 Ray Charles Mary Ann 97 1
298 Hank Williams Sr. Your Cheatin' Heart 97 2
299 Elvis Presley Love Me Tender 97 2
300 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Heartbeat / Well All Right 97 2
301 Spiders A-1 In My Heart 96 1
302 Ricky Nelson Stood Up 96 1
303 Lee Morgan The Sidewinder 96 1
304 Howlin' Wolf Who's Been Talking 96 1
305 Dusty Springfield I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself 96 1
306 Sammy Davis Jr. Something's Gotta Give 96 2
307 Orioles Crying in the Chapel 96 3
308 Carl Perkins Dixie Fried / I'm Not Sorry I'm Sorry 95 1
309 Busters Busted 95 1
310 Billy J. Kramer & the Dakotas Do You Want to Know a Secret? 95 1
311 Anthony and the Imperials Going Out of My Head 95 1
312 Roy Orbison It's Over 95 2
313 Eddie Cochran Twenty Flight Rock 95 2
314 Chuck Willis C.C. Rider 95 3
315 Derrick & Patsy Housewives' Choice 94 1
316 Cleveland Crochet Sugar Bee 94 1
317 Chubby Checker The Twist 94 1
318 Impressions Gypsy Woman 94 2
319 Elmore James The Sky is Crying 94 2
320 Brenda Lee I'm Sorry 94 2
321 Screamin' Jay Hawkins Frenzy / Person to Person 93 1
322 Sarah Vaughan Smooth Operator 93 1
323 Hank Williams Sr. I Heard That Lonesome Whistle 93 1
324 Valentinos Lookin' for a Love 92 1
325 Rolling Stones It's All Over Now 92 1
326 Rod Freeman and the Blue Men I Hear a New World 92 1
327 Revels Comanche 92 1
328 Cookie & the Cupcakes Mathilda 92 1
329 Billy Riley & His Little Green Men Flying Saucers Rock & Roll 92 1
330 Patsy Cline She's Got You 92 2
331 Lonnie Mack Memphis 91 1
332 James Brown It's a Man's Man's Man's Man's World 91 1
333 Freddy Cannon Way Down Yonder in New Orleans 91 1
334 Elton Anderson Cool Down Baby 91 1
335 Crows Gee 91 1
336 Anthony and the Imperials Tears on My Pillow 91 1
337 Chuck Berry You Never Can Tell 91 2
338 Johnny O'Keefe Shout 90 1
339 Joe Bennett & the Sparkletones Black Slacks 90 1
340 Hollywood Flames Buzz, Buzz, Buzz 90 1
341 Diamnonds Little Darlin' 90 1
342 Buchanan & Goodman The Flying Saucer 90 1
343 Bo Diddley Mona 90 1
344 Hank Ballard & the Midnighters Finger Poppin' Time 90 2
345 Major Lance The Monkey Time 89 1
346 Little Richard Jenny Jenny 89 1
347 Chuck Berry Memphis Tennessee 89 1
348 Warren Smith Red Cadillac & a Black Moustache 88 1
349 Stan Freberg Try 88 1
350 Moon Mullican Seven Nights to Rock 88 1
351 Elvis Presley Love Me 88 1
352 Dick Dale & the Deltones Let's Go Trippin' 88 1
353 Diamnonds The Stroll 88 1
354 Connie Francis Where the Boys Are 88 1
355 Beatles Eight Days a Week 88 1
356 Moody Blues Go Now 88 2
357 Marketts Out of Limits 88 2
358 Ronnie Dawson Rockin' Bones 87 1
359 Four Seasons Candy Girl 87 1
360 Esquivel Whatchamacallit 87 1
361 Elvis Presley Hard Headed Woman 87 1
362 Cowboy Copas Alabam 87 1
363 Otis Redding Pain in My Heart 86 1
364 Gene Vincent Five Days, Five Days / B I Bicky Bi Bo Bo Go 86 1
365 Charlie Feathers One Night Loose 86 1
366 Chad and Jeremy A Summer Song 86 2
367 Brenda Lee Is it True? 86 2
368 Blossoms That's When the Tears Start 86 2
369 Billy Lee Riley & His Little Green Men Red Hot / Pearly Lee 86 2
370 Silhouettes Get a Job 86 3
371 Thurston Harris Little Bitty Pretty One 85 1
372 Esquivel Sentimental Journey 85 1
373 Elvis Presley One Night / I Got Stung 85 2
374 T-Bone Walker The Hustle is On 84 1
375 Roy Orbison & Teen Kings Go! Go! Go! 84 1
376 Ike & Tina Turner A Fool in Love 84 1
377 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Wishing / Because I Loved You 84 1
378 Elvis Presley Return to Sender 84 2
379 Bo Diddley You Can't Judge a Book By the Cover 84 3
380 Jackie Wilson To Be Loved 83 1
381 Hank Ballard & the Midnighters Work With Me Annie 83 1
382 Five Keys The Glory of Love 83 1
383 Fiestas So Fine 83 2
384 Dominoes Sixty-Minute Man 83 2
385 Ray Charles You are My Sunshine 82 1
386 John Lee Hooker Dimples 82 1
387 Gene Vincent Blujean Bop / Who Slapped John 82 1
388 Dizzy Gillespie Manteca 82 1
389 Connie Francis Stupid Cupid 82 1
390 Beatles Roll Over Beethoven / Please Mr. Postman 82 1
391 Bobby Bland I Pitiy the Fool 82 2
392 Honeycombs Have I The Right? 82 3
393 Kyu Sakamoto Sukiyaki 81 1
394 Johnny Cash Home of the Blues 81 1
395 Jerry Lee Lewis Lovin' Up a Storm 81 1
396 Gerry & the Pacemakers Ferry Cross the Mersey 81 1
397 Wendy Rene After Laughter (Comes Tears) 81 2
398 Warren Smith Ubangi Stomp 80 1
399 Vince Taylor & His Playboys Brand New Cadillac 80 1
400 Ricky Nelson Lonesome Town 80 1
401 Chan Romero Hippy Hippy Shake 80 2
402 Belairs Mr. Moto 80 2
403 Shadows Foot Trapper 79 1
404 Ronnie Hawkins & the Hawks Mary Lou 79 1
405 OV Right That's How Strong My Love Is 79 1
406 Nashville Teens Tobacco Road 79 1
407 Jackie Wilson Doggin' Around 79 1
408 Booker Lee Jr You Are My Happiness 79 1
409 Ray Charles One Mint Julip 79 2
410 Howlin' Wolf How Many More Years / Moanin' at Midnight 79 2
411 Wendy Rene BBQ 78 1
412 Miss Toni Fisher The Big Hurt 78 1
413 Dwight Pullen Sunglasses After Dark 78 1
414 Chuck Berry Wee Wee Hours 78 1
415 Joe Turner & His Blues Kings Flip Flop and Fly 77 1
416 Hank Williams Sr. Lost Highway 77 1
417 Duprees You Belong to Me 77 1
418 Bobby Bland It's My Life, Baby 77 1
419 Annisteen Allan Fujiyama Mama 77 1
420 Ronettes Do I Love You? 76 1
421 Jumpin' Gene Simmons Haunted House 76 1
422 Cleftones Heart & Soul 76 1
423 Ray Charles You Don't Know Me 75 1
424 Manfred Mann Doo Wah Diddy Diddy 75 1
425 Solomon Burke Cry to Me 75 2
426 Elvis Presley (You're the) Devil in Disguise / Please Don't Drag That String Around 75 2
427 Platters Only You (And You Alone) 74 1
428 Count Basie April in Paris 74 1
429 Chuck Berry Thirty Days 74 1
430 Temptations My Girl 74 2
431 Bettie Everett It's in His Kiss (The Shoop Shoop Song) 74 2
432 Horace Silver Song for My Father 73 1
433 Gene Pitney 24 Hours from Tulsa 73 1
434 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Blue Days, Black Nights / Love Me 73 1
435 Bobby Marchari There is Something on Your Mind 73 1
436 Johnny Mathis Chances Are 73 2
437 Dells Oh What a Nite 73 3
438 Phantom Love Me 72 1
439 Hershel Almond Get It On 72 1
440 Frank Sinatra I've Got the World on a String 72 1
441 Drifters Under the Boardwalk 72 1
442 Billy Ward and His Dominoes Sixty Minute Man 72 1
443 Bill Haley & the Comets Shake, Rock and Roll 72 1
444 Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs Wooly Bully 72 2
445 Little Peggy March I Will Follow Him 72 2
446 James Brown Try Me 72 2
447 Little Walter My Babe 72 3
448 Sandy Nelson Teen Beat 71 1
449 Marty Robbins Big Iron 71 1
450 Clovers Riot in Cell Block #9 71 1
451 Mary Wells You Beat Me to the Punch 71 2
452 Johnny Burnette Trio Honey Hush 70 1
453 Buddy Holly & the Crickets True Love Ways 70 1
454 Bobby Freeman Do You Wanna Dance? 70 1
455 Bill Justis Raunchy 70 1
456 Jessie Hill Whip it on Me 69 1
457 Hawketts Mardi Gras Mambo 69 1
458 Billy Lee Riley & His Little Green Men Is That All to the Ball, Mr. Hall? 69 1
459 Peggy Lee Lover 69 2
460 Louis Jordan Saturday Night Fish Fry 69 2
461 Cascades Rhythm of the Rain 69 2
462 Ricky Nelson Believe What You Say 68 1
463 Richard Berry Louie, Louie 68 1
464 Otis Redding I Want to Thank You 68 1
465 Fabian Turn Me Loose 68 1
466 Dinah Washington Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby? 68 1
467 William Bell You Don't Miss Your Water 67 1
468 Screamin' Jay Hawkins Baptize Me in Wine / Not Anymore 67 1
469 Rudy Ray Moore Step It Up & Go 67 1
470 Mel Torme Comin' Home Baby 67 1
471 Flash & the Cadillacs Speedo 67 1
472 Ellie Greenwich You Don't Know 67 1
473 Beatles All My Loving / This Boy 67 1
474 Drifters Up on the Roof 67 2
475 Screamin' Jay Hawkins The Whammy 66 1
476 Ray Price Heartaches by the Number 66 1
477 Carl Perkins Matchbox 66 1
478 Carl Perkins Glad All Over / Lend Me a Comb 65 1
479 Angels My Boyfriend's Back 65 1
480 Lloyd Price Stagger Lee 65 2
481 Dion & the Belmonts The Wanderer 65 2
482 Wailers Simmer Down 64 1
483 Sonny Boy Williamson Your Funeral, My Trial 64 1
484 Jimmie Logsdon Where the Rio de Rosa Flows 64 1
485 Gene Vincent Wear My Ring / Lotta Lovin' 64 1
486 Del Shannon Hats Off to Larry 64 1
487 Nat Couty Woodpecker Rock 63 1
488 Jackie Wilson I'll Be Satisfied 63 1
489 Rolling Stones Little Red Rooster / Off the Hook 62 1
490 Ray Sharpe Linda Lu 62 1
491 Peter Jay Paradise Garden 62 1
492 Lou Christie Two Faces Have I 62 1
493 Herbie Hancock Cantaloupe Island 62 1
494 Garrett Mims Cry Baby 62 1
495 Eddie Cochran Cut Across Shorty 62 1
496 Brenda Lee I Want to Be Wanted 62 1
497 Ricky Nelson Poor Little Fool 62 2
498 Ike & Tina Turner I'm Blue 62 2
499 Floyd Dixon Please Don't Go 61 1
500 Bobby Darin Beyond the Sea 61 1
501 Johnny Cash Guess Things Happen That Way / Come in Stranger 61 2
502 Wanda Jackson Mean Mean Mean 60 1
503 Rosemary Clooney Come On-a My House 60 1
504 Four Tops I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) 60 1
505 Clovers Love Potion #9 60 1
506 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Brown-Eyed Handsome Man 60 1
507 Bobby Lewis Tossin' and Turnin' 60 2
508 Sonny Boy Williamson Bring it on Home 59 1
509 Slim Harpo Rainin' in My Heart 59 1
510 Penguins Duke of Earl 59 1
511 James Brown Prisoner of Love 59 1
512 Clyde McPhatter A Lover's Question 59 1
513 Muddy Waters I Just Want to Make Love to You 58 2
514 Junior Parker Next Time You See Me 57 1
515 Jimmy Soul If You Want to Be Happy 57 1
516 Gene Vincent Crazy Legs / Important Words 57 1
517 Cliff Richards Schoolboy Crush / Move It 57 2
518 Skatalites Guns of Navarone 56 1
519 Impalas Sorry (I Ran All the Way Home) 56 1
520 Earl-Jean I'm Into Something Good 56 1
521 Bob Dylan Mixed Up World 56 1
522 Andettas (Like a) Nightmare 56 1
523 Shirley and Lee Let the Good Times Roll 55 1
524 Ray Price Night Life 55 1
525 Hank Williams Sr. Jambalaya 55 1
526 Bill Haley & the Comets Thirteen Women 55 1
527 Vibrations Watusi 54 1
528 Prince Buster Enjoy Yourself 54 1
529 Grant Green Iron City 54 1
530 Gerry & the Pacemakers Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying 54 1
531 Joyce Green Black Cadillac 53 1
532 Carl Perkins Pink Pedal Pushers / Jive After Five 53 1
533 Tornadoes Bustin' Surfboards 52 1
534 Hank Williams Sr. Hey Good Lookin' 52 1
535 Flamingos Mio Amore 52 1
536 Conway Twitty Lonely Boy Blue 52 1
537 Wanda Jackson Let's Have a Party 52 2
538 Crystals Da Doo Ron Ron 52 3
539 William Bell I'll Show You 51 1
540 Sam Cooke Chain Gang 51 1
541 Monotones Get a Job 51 1
542 Lightnin' Slim Rooster Blues 51 1
543 Frank Sinatra In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning 51 1
544 Dave Brubeck Quartet Blue Rondo a La Turk 51 1
545 Clovers Ting-a-Ling 51 1
546 Bobby Bland Farther Up the Road 51 1
547 Arbogast & Ross Chaos (Parts 1 & 2) 51 1
548 Ronettes (The Best Part Of) Breaking Up 50 1
549 Hank Williams Sr. Settin' the Woods on Fire 50 1
550 Coasters Wait a Minute 50 1
551 Tams Hey Girl Don't Bother Me 49 1
552 Magic Sam 21 Days in Jail 49 1
553 George Shearing September in the Rain 49 1
554 Bobby Bland Ain't Nothin' You Can Do 49 1
555 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Maybe Baby 49 2
556 Ramrods Ghost Riders in the Sky 48 1
557 Righteous Brothers Little Latin Lupe Lu 47 1
558 Diamnonds High Sign 47 1
559 Coasters Charlie Brown / Three Cool Cats 47 1
560 Pyramids Penetration 46 1
561 Michael Cox Along Came Caroline 46 1
562 Ketty Lester Love Letters 46 1
563 Ike & Tina Turner It's Gonna Work Out Fine 46 1
564 Contours Do You Love Me? 46 1
565 Bobbetts Mr. Lee 46 1
566 Timi Yuro Hurt 45 1
567 Ray Charles Hallelujah I Love Her So 45 1
568 Otis Redding Mr. Ptiiful 45 1
569 Moonglows Sincerely 45 1
570 Jerry Butler Find Another Girl 45 1
571 Jamies Summertime, Summertime 45 1
572 Gary "U.S." Bonds New Orleans 45 1
573 Everly Brothers Til I Kissed You 45 1
574 Fats Domino Blue Monday 45 2
575 Skeeter Davis The End of the World 44 1
576 Jarmels A Little Bit of Soup 44 1
577 Challengers K-39 44 1
578 Bob Dylan Corrina, Corrina 44 1
579 Ventures Perdifia 43 1
580 Mary Wells The One Who Really Loves You 43 1
581 Candy & the Kisses The 81 43 1
582 Camelots Don't Leave Me Baby 43 1
583 Sandie Shaw Always Something There to Remind Me 42 1
584 Booker T. and the MGs Behave Yourself 42 1
585 Barbara Lewis Hello Stranger 42 1
586 Robert Mitchum The Ballad of Thunder Road 41 1
587 Pips Every Beat of My Heart 41 1
588 Muddy Waters I Can't Be Satisfied 41 1
589 Five Blobs The Blob 41 1
590 Claudine Clark Party Lights 41 1
591 Bill Doggett Honky Tonk (Parts 1 & 2) 41 1
592 Big Maybelle That's a Pretty Good Love 41 1
593 Andy Williams Moon River 41 1
594 Elegants Little Star 41 2
595 Dion & the Belmonts A Teenager in Love 41 2
596 Roy Orbison Up Town 40 1
597 Johnny "Guitar" Watson Motorhead Baby 40 1
598 Dinah Washington If I Had You 40 1
599 Dave Clark Five Bits and Pieces 40 1
600 Sam & Dave You Don't Know Like I Know 40 2
601 Sam Cooke Another Saturday Night 39 1
602 Lulu I'll Come Running 39 1
603 Jorgen Ingmenn Apache 39 1
604 Jan Bradley Mama Didn't Lie 39 1
605 Frantics Werewolf 39 1
606 Big Boy Groves & Band I Gotta New Car 39 1
607 Timi Yuro What's a Matter Baby (Is It Hurting You?) 38 1
608 Peter & Gordon Nobody I Know 38 1
609 Jan & Arnie Gas Money 38 1
610 Elvis Presley I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone / Baby Let's Play House 38 1
611 Darlene Love (Today I Met) The Boy I'm Gonna Marry 38 1
612 Chuck Willis I Feel So Bad 38 1
613 Platters Smoke Gets in Your Eyes 37 1
614 Joe Barry I'm a Fool to Care 37 1
615 Howlin' Wolf Mr. Highway Man (Cadillac Daddy) 37 1
616 Della Reese Don't You Know 37 1
617 Buddy & Ella Johnson No More Love 37 1
618 Surfaris Storm Surf 36 1
619 Roy Orbison & Teen Kings Ooby Dooby 36 1
620 Phil Phillips Sea of Love 36 1
621 Mose Allison Do Nothin' Till You Hear from Me 36 1
622 Mary Wells Two Lovers 36 1
623 Theo Beckford Easy Snappin' 35 1
624 Mose Allison Eyesight to the Blind 35 1
625 Larry Williams Slow Down 35 1
626 Beau Brummels Just a Little 35 1
627 Tennessee Ernie Ford The Cry of the Wild Goose 34 1
628 Matt Lucas I'm Movin' On 34 1
629 Fleets Please Return to Me 34 1
630 Dave Clark Five Because 34 1
631 Crests Sixteen Candles 34 1
632 Animals Baby Let Me Take You Home 34 1
633 Prince Conley I'm Going Home 33 1
634 Bo Diddley Crackin' Up 33 1
635 Mahalia Jackson I'm On My Way to Canaan 32 1
636 Julie London Cry Me a River 32 1
637 Joe Turner Boogie Woogie Country Girl 32 1
638 El Dorados At My Front Door 32 1
639 Chuck Berry Sweet Litlte Sixteen 32 1
640 Bobby Freeman C'mon and Swim 32 1
641 Percy Faith Theme From "A Summer Place" 32 2
642 Trumpeteers I'll Fly Away 31 1
643 Les Baxter Poor People of Paris 31 1
644 Eddie Cochran Sittin' in the Balcony 31 1
645 Charms Heart of Stone 31 1
646 Roy Orbison Jolie 30 1
647 Bruce Channel Hey Baby 30 1
648 Mark Dinning Teen Angel 29 1
649 Lorrie & Larry Collins Mercy 29 1
650 Jessie Hill Ooh Poo Pah Doo (Parts 1 & 2) 29 1
651 Gene Pitney (I Wanna) Love My Life Away 29 1
652 Gene Pitney If I Didn't Have a Dime (To Play the Jukebox) 29 1
653 Don Drummond Man in the Street 29 1
654 Darlene Love Chapel of Love 29 1
655 Dale Hawkins Suzie Q 29 1
656 Beach Boys Surfin' USA 29 1
657 Ventures Slaughter on Tenth Avenue 28 1
658 Lloyd Price Lawdy, Miss Clawdy 28 1
659 Chantels Maybe 28 1
660 Little Richard The Girl Can't Help It 27 1
661 Lightnin' Hopkins Mojo Hand 27 1
662 Essex Easier Said Than Done 27 1
663 Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight? 27 1
664 William Bell Any Other Way 26 1
665 Little Walter Juke 26 1
666 Gary "U.S." Bonds Quarter to Three 26 1
667 Chubby Checker Pony Time 26 1
668 Ronnie & the Daytonas GTO 25 1
669 Pretty Boy Rockin' the Mule Back in Kansas 25 1
670 Muddy Waters Long Distance Call 25 1
671 Elvis Presley (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear 25 1
672 Darlene Love A Fine, Fine Boy 25 1
673 Sarah Vaughan Summertime 24 1
674 Martha and the Vandellas Quicksand 24 1
675 Kenny Burrell Chitlins Can Come 24 1
676 Girlfriends My One and Only Jimmy Boy 24 1
677 Brook Benton Fools Rush In 24 1
678 Bo Diddley Pretty Thing / Bring it to Jerome 24 1
679 Arbee Stidham Meet Me Halfway 24 1
680 Fendermen Mule Skinner Blues 24 2
681 Vernon Green & the Phantoms Sweet Breeze 23 1
682 Buster Brown Fannie May 23 1
683 B.B. King Woke Up This Morning 23 1
684 Staple Singers Uncloudy Day 22 1
685 Premiers Father John 22 1
686 Merseys Sorrow 22 1
687 Louie Armstrong Hello Dolly 22 1
688 Jay & the Americans She Cried 22 1
689 Dusty Springfield Wishin' and Hopin' 22 1
690 Claude King Wolverton Mountain 22 1
691 Johnnie Ray Just Walkin' in the Rain 21 1
692 Gospel Clefs Open Our Eyes 21 1
693 Wynonie Harris Sittin' on it All the Time 20 1
694 Shirelles Baby It's You 20 1
695 Shirelles Foolish Little Girl 20 1
696 Johnny Otis Show Hey Baby Don't You Know 20 1
697 Hank Snow I'm Movin' On 20 1
698 Coasters Shopping for Clothes 20 1
699 Spaniels Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight 19 1
700 Sensations Let Me In 19 1
701 Marcels Heartaches 19 1
702 Jive Bombers Bad Boy 19 1
703 Bo Diddley Say Man 19 1
704 Bobby "Boris" Pickett Monster Mash 19 2
705 Shorty Long Devil With the Blue Dress 18 1
706 Muddy Waters Louisiana Blues 18 1
707 Four Tops I Get So Lonely (Oh Baby) 18 1
708 Andre Williams Greasy Chicken 18 1
709 Tymes So Much in Love 18 2
710 Flamingos I'll Be Home 18 2
711 Sam Cooke Good Times 17 1
712 Freddy King Hideaway 17 1
713 Fats Domino Walking to New Orleans 17 1
714 Duane Eddy Because They're Young 17 1
715 Collins Kids Mercy 17 1
716 Little Walter Mellow Down Easy 16 1
717 Johnny Todd Pink Cadillac 16 1
718 Harptones Life is But a Dream 16 1
719 Dionne Warwick Don't Make Me Over 16 1
720 Arche Blever Hernando's Hideaway 16 1
721 Lee Dorsey Ya Ya 15 1
722 Charlie Feathers Jungle Fever 15 1
723 Big Bopper Big Bopper's Wedding 15 1
724 Larry Williams Bony Moronie 14 1
725 Hank Williams Sr. My Bucket's Got a Hole in It 14 1
726 Fats Domino My Blue Heaven 14 1
727 Carole King It Might as Well Rain Until September 14 1
728 Amos Milburn One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 14 1
729 Chuck Berry Almost Grown 12 1
730 B.B. King You Upset Me Baby 12 1
731 Shep & the Limelites Daddy's Home 11 1
732 Lonnie Donnegan Lost John 11 1
733 Leroy Van Dyke Walk on By 11 1
734 Joe Hinton Funny How Time Slips Away 11 1
735 Yardbirds Good Morning Little School Girl / I Ain't Got You 10 1
736 Capris There's a Moon Out Tonight 10 1
737 Brenda Lee Everybody Loves Me But You 10 1
738 Big Joe Turner Love Rollercoaster 10 1
739 Marvin Gaye How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) 9 1
740 Jerry McCain Courtin' in a Cadillac 9 1
741 Elvis Presley What'd I Say / Viva Las Vegas 9 1
742 Rolling Stones I Wanna Be Your Man 8 1
743 Quincy Jones Soul Bossa Nova 8 1
744 Otis Redding Shout Bamalama 8 1
745 Lord Rockingham's XI Hoots Man 8 1
746 Peanuts Wilson Cast-Iron Arm 7 1
747 Muddy Waters 19 Years Old / Close to You 7 1
748 Les Paul and Mary Ford How High the Moon 7 1
749 Isley Brothers Mockingbird 7 1
750 Howlin' Wolf Riding in the Moonlight 6 1
751 Buddy Holly & the Crickets Rock Around with Ollie Vee 6 1
752 Screamin' Jay Hawkins Alligator Wine 5 1
753 Ray Bryant Combo The Madison Time (Part One) 5 1
754 Mystics Hushabye 5 1
755 Marv Johnson You Got What it Takes 5 1
756 Four Seasons Walk Like a Man 5 1
757 Dave Clark Five Any Way You Want It 5 1
758 Big Joe Turner Honey Hush 5 1
759 Prisonaires Just Watching in the Rain 4 1
760 Little Walter Mean Old World 4 1
761 Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen Midnight in Moscow 4 1
762 Joe Houston All Night Long 4 1
763 Elvis Presley Blue Christmas 4 1
764 Brook Benton Kiddio 4 1
765 Mitty Collier I Had a Talk With My Man 3 1
766 Five Dutones Shake a Tail Feather 3 1
767 William Bell Somebody Mentioned Your Name 3 2
768 Lonnie Mack Wham 2 1
769 Lenny Welch Since I Fell for You 2 1
770 Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers I'm Not a Juvenile Delinquent 2 1
771 Four Seasons Sherry 2 1
772 Animals I'm Crying 2 1
773 Tams What Kind of Fool Do You Think I Am? 1 1
774 Ron Grainer Steptoe and Son Main Theme 1 1
775 High Numbers I'm the Face / Zoot Suit 1 1
776 Hasil Adkins She Said 1 1
Elemeno P.T.
It seems that for at least the past few years, you won't find a year-end movie review that doesn't bemoan the idea that it's been a terrible year for the motion picture. Perhaps this view is influenced by the fact that there has been a steady decline in box office receipts...or maybe it's just that with resources like Netflix it's easier than ever to find and watch movies in the comfort of home, thus decreasing the likelihood that late-year Oscar worthy releases are seen by a large audience in their original theatrical run.

A closer look by the discriminating fan suggests that there remains, as much as ever, an abundance of jaw-droppingly creative (Sin City, Kung Fu Hustle), thought-provoking (Capote, Brokeback Mountain), and wildly entertaining (King Kong, War of the Worlds) films in 2005. And that's just the mainstream fare. 05 might be remembered as the year of the Documentary with the filmmakers of Enron- The Smartest Guys in the Room, Murderball, Grizzly Man, Born Into Brothels and March of the Penguins (among many others) all challenging Michael Moore and Erroll Morris' supreme place in the genre. A look overseas reveals that Hollywood might not be the best first stop in your movie search. A click on the Foreign prompt unearths some absolute gems in 05, from the Danish Brothers to the Japanese Nobody Knows and the Korean Oldboy.

What makes the SOMB a cool resource is that you will find at least one person who loves each of these diverse films...and, better yet, can explain why. So pull back the curtain...or patiently wait for my lazy (but really busy...honestly ) ass to post (at, of course, a much slower rate than the Good Doctor) these, the SOMB TOP 40 Films of 2005.

40. In the Realms of the Unreal
39. Howl's Moving Castle
38. Turtles Can Fly
37. March of the Penguins
36. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
35. The Squid and the Whale
34. Mr. and Mrs. Smith
33. The Fearless Freaks
32. Corpse Bride
31. Hustle and Flow
30. War of the Worlds
29. The Best of Youth
28. Grizzly Man
27. The Constant Gardener
26. Nobody Knows
25. Pride and Prejudice
24. Oldboy
23. The Aristocrats
22. Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
21. Downfall
20. Murderball
19. Me and You and Everyone We Know
18. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
17. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
16. Brokeback Mountain
15. Syriana
14. Capote
13. Wedding Crashers
12. Good Night and Good Luck
11. A History of Violence
10. Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith
9. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. Broken Flowers
7. King Kong
6.The 40 Year Old Virgin
5. Walk The Line
4. Kung Fu Hustle
3. Crash
2. Batman Begins
1. Sin City


Here's a list of the next 20 to miss the cut:

41. Devil's Rejects
42. Brothers
43. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
44. Munich
45. Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
46. Thumbsucker
47. Born Into Brothels
48. 3-iron
49. The Chronicles of Narnia (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
50. Serenity
51. The Machinist
52. Lord of War
53. The World
54. Millions
55. The Brothers Grimm
56. Saraband
57. Mysterious Skin
58. The Power of Nightmares
59. No Direction Home: Bob Dylan
60. The Weather Man

34 more films received less than 5 points.
A total of 94 films received votes.
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* deej thinks the world sucks
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[rogermexico] the real world is a lacking shadow compared to HARLEM WORLD
[fadeout95] uber lol
[deej] uber otm
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THE LONG LOST 14TH BEATLES ALBUM, RECORDED IN EARLY 1970 WHILE DRINKING A LOT OF URINE AND WINE.
IT IS ENTITLED "SMELL MY BUTT"
1. Smell My Butt
2. Who Stole Grandma???
3. Oh There She Is?
4. Imagine
5. Wow, and I thought I was a Cocksucker
6. Fascination Street
7. Crotch Rot and The Story Of The Bapitized Loaf Of Bread
8. Where Is My Super Suit?
9. How Many Dicks Have You Sucked?
10. Captain Furburger Strikes Again
11. Big Boners
12. Lou Rawls, Big Bawls
BONUS TRACKS ON 2006 REISSUE

13. I Can't Find My Underpants
14. Scabs Are On My Dick
15. Blimey! I Just Pissed On Me Mountain Of Coke [Live 1971]

undo
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 18 2006, 04:24 PM) [snapback]45637[/snapback]

mmmhmm. and i plan to do it again tonight.
there's something about their shape and soft sugary skin.
i prefer them to the bunnies now.

IPB Image
QUOTE(whichonespink @ Mar 18 2006, 04:38 PM) [snapback]45644[/snapback]

an eg(g) eating out a chick. Which one came first?
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 18 2006, 04:42 PM) [snapback]45649[/snapback]

we came together.
Raj (Noble Con)
SOMB TIMELINE UPDATE
First Quarter 2006

January: Era polls and Simpsons poll begin.
January 16, 2006: Server problems lead to a complete board crash and the loss of all data.
January 22, 2006: The 5th (6th?) version of the board is introduced.

February: The 1950-64 poll results.
The Sadowski Incident.
Flaming Lips’ “At War With the Mystics” leaks to a decidedly mixed reaction.
The Grammys inspire a huge night-of discussion thread.
The 2005 movie poll ("Sin City" wins).
“Post here and I will rate you” / “Post here and I will berate you”
Many boarders make three-month name changes, which most soon regret.

March: Summer festival excitement begins to build.
SOMB Madness.
Edit: Pre-1950 film poll finishes.
“Got on a girl last night” puts board in a stir over the best bagel fixings.



As always, let me know if I missed anything.
Mitchell
A typical day in the You Whore It thread.

QUOTE(Henry Rollins' Goat @ Apr 9 2006, 07:03 PM) [snapback]60181[/snapback]

Hey there folks. Wondering if someone could y'all send the thing the following albums:


o Sinatra, Frank – In the Wee Small Hours
o Presley, Elvis – Elvis Presley (1956)
o Louvin Brothers – Tragic Songs of Life
o Prima, Louis – Wildest
o Domino, Fats – This is Fats
o Ellington, Duke – At Newport (1956)
o Sinatra, Frank – Songs for Swingin’ Lovers!
o Crickets – Chirping…
o Basie, Count – Atomic Mr Basie
o Monk, Thelonious – Brilliant Corners
o Sabú [Martínez] – Palo Congo
o Davis, Miles – Birth of the Cool
o Machito – Kenya
o Little Richard – Here’s…
o Puente, Tito & His Orchestra – Dance Mania (1958)
o Holiday, Billie – Lady in Satin
o Elliott, Jack – Jack Takes the Floor
o Vaughan, Sarah – At Mister Kelly’s
o Fitzgerald, Ella – Sings the Gershwin Song Book
o Charles, Ray – Genius of… (1959)
o Davis, Miles – Kind of Blue
o Robbins, Marty – Gunfighter Ballads & Trail Songs
o Brubeck, Dave – Time Out
o Baez, Joan – Joan Baez (1960)
o Presley, Elvis – Elvis is Back!
o Makeba, Miriam – Miriam Makeba (1960)
o Everly Brothers – A Date with the…
o Smith, Jimmy – Back at the Chicken Shack
o Muddy Waters – At Newport
o Evans, Bill – Sunday at the Village Vanguard
o Charles, Ray - Modern Sounds in Country & Western Music
o Booker T & the MGs – Green Onions
o Getz, Stan & Charlie Byrd – Jazz Samba
o Price, Ray – Night Life
o Beatles – With the…
o Dylan, Bob – Freewheelin’…
o Spector, Phil & Various Artists – A Christmas Gift for You
o Cooke, Sam – Live at the Harlem Square
o Mingus, Charles – Black Saint & the Sinner Lady
o Brown, James – Live at the Apollo (1963)
o Getz, Stan & João Gilberto – Getz/Gilberto
o Beatles – A Hard Day’s Night
o Brel, Jacques – Olympia 64
o Burke, Solomon – Rock ‘n’ Soul
o Springfield, Dusty - A Girl Called Dusty
o Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones (1st Album)
o Owens, Buck – I’ve Got a Tiger by the Tail
o Lewis, Jerry Lee – Live at the Star Club, Hamburg
o Sonics – Here Are the…
o Dylan, Bob – Bringing it All Back Home
o Redding, Otis – Otis Blue… Sings Soul
o Beach Boys – Today!
o Coltrane, John – A Love Supreme
o King, B.B. – Live at the Regal
o Beatles – Rubber Soul
o Jansch, Bert – Bert Jansch (1st Album)
o Byrds, Mr Tambourine Man
o Dylan, Bob – Highway 61 Revisited
o Who – My Generation
o Beatles – Revolver
o Beach Boys – Pet Sounds
o Neil, Fred – Fred Neil (1st Album)
o Byrds – Fifth Dimension
o Dylan, Bob – Blonde on Blonde
o Monks – Black Monk Time
o Kinks – Face to Face
o Mamas & the Papas – If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
o Revere, Paul & the Raiders – Midnight Ride
o Mothers of Invention – Freak Out!
o Rolling Stones – Aftermath
o Simon & Garfunkel – Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
o 13th Floor Elevators – Psychedelic Sounds of the…
o John Mayall’s Blues Breakers – With Eric Clapton
o Yardbirds – Yardbirds [aka Roger the Engineer] (1st Album)
o Simone, Nina – Wild is the Wind
o Gilberto, Astrud – Beach Samba
o Nico – Chelsea Girl
o Beatles – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
o Country Joe & the Fish – Electric Music for the Mind & Body
o Buffalo Springfield – Again
o Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Safe as Milk
o Moby Grape – Moby Grape (1st Album)
o Love – Da Capo
o Beau Brummels – Triangle
o Monkees – Headquarters
o Buckley, Tim – Goodbye & Hello
o Love – Forever Changes
o Cream – Disraeli Gears
o Pink Floyd – Piper at the Gates of Dawn
o Who – Sell Out
o Velvet Underground - & Nico
o Sinatra, Frank - Frank Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
o Doors – Doors (1st Album)
o Young Rascals – Groovin’
o Jefferson Airplane – Surrealistic Pillow
o Kinks – Something Else by the…
o Donovan – Sunshine Superman
o Haggard, Merle – I’m a Lonesome Fugitive
o Hendrix, Jimi – Are You Experienced
o Electric Prunes – I Had too Much to Dream (Last Night)
o Lynn, Loretta – Don’t Come Home a Drinkin’ (With Lovin’ on Your Mind)
o Sharma, Shivkumar / Brij Bushan Kabra / Hariprasad Chaurasia – Call of the Valley
o Velvet Underground – White Light/White Heat
o Hendrix, Jimi – Axis: Bold as Love
o Franklin, Aretha – I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
o Rolling Stones – Beggars Banquet
o Traffic – Traffic (2nd Album)
o Incredible String Band – Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter
o Kinks – Village Green Preservation Society
o Shankar, Ravi – Sounds of India (1968)
o Mutantes, os – Mutantes, os (1st Album)
o Hendrix, Jimi – Electric Ladyland
o Cohen, Leonard – Songs of…
o Cash, Johnny – At Folsom Prison
o Nyro, Laura – Eli & the Thirteenth Confession
o Franklin, Aretha – Lady Soul
o Blue Cheer – Vincebus Eruptum
o Byrds – Notorious Byrd Brothers
o Big Brother & the Holding Company – Cheap Thrills
o United States of America – United States of America
o Dr John – Gris Gris
o Iron Butterfly – In a Gadda da Vida
o Pretty Things – S.F. Sorrow
o Simon & Garfunkel – Bookends
o Small Faces – Ogdens’ Nut Gone Flake
o Band – Music from Big Pink
o Beck, Jeff – Truth
o Veloso, Caetano – Caetano Veloso (1968)
o Walker, Scott – Scott 2
o Zombies – Odessey & Oracle
o Morrison, Van – Astral Weeks
o Byrds – Sweetheart of the Rodeo
o Beatles – Beatles [aka White Album]
o Mothers of Invention – We’re Only in it for the Money
o Young, Neil – Everybody Knows This is Nowhere
o Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Trout Mask Replica
o Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bayou Country
o Crosby, Stills & Nash – Crosby, Stills & Nash
o Blood, Sweat & Tears - Blood, Sweat & Tears (2nd Album)
o Flying Burrito Brothers – Gilded Palace of Sin
o Cash, Johnny – At San Quentin
o Creedence Clearwater Revival – Green River
o Beatles – Abbey Road
o Who – Tommy
o Davis, Miles – In a Silent Way
o Bee Gees – Odessa
o Pentangle – Basket of Light
o Rolling Stones – Let it Bleed
o Drake, Nick – Five Leaves Left
o Springfield, Dusty – Dusty in Memphis
o Presley, Elvis – From Elvis in Memphis
o Velvet Underground – Velvet Underground (3rd Album)
o Quicksilver Messenger Service – Happy Trails
o Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin (1st Album)
o Band – Band (2nd Album)
o Led Zeppelin – II
o MC5 – Kick Out the Jams
o Temptations – Cloud Nine
o Sly & the Family Stone – Stand!
o Buckley, Tim – Happy Sad
o Chicago Transit Authority [Chicago] - Chicago Transit Authority (1969)
o Fairport Convention – Unhalfbricking
o Youngbloods – Elephant Mountain
o Hayes, Isaac – Hot Buttered Soul
o Grateful Dead – Live/Dead
o Kinks – Arthur: Or the Decline & Fall of the British Empire
o King Crimson – In the Court of the Crimson King
o Cohen, Leonard – Songs from a Room
o Fairport Convention – Liege & Lief
o Walker, Scott – Scott 4
o Stooges – Stooges (1st Album)
o Spence, Alexander ‘Skip’ – Oar
o Zappa, Frank – Hot Rats
o Creedence Clearwater Revival – Cosmo’s Factory
o Derek & the Dominos – Layla & Other Assorted Love Songs
o Davis, Miles – Bitches Brew
o Spirit – Twelve Dreams of Dr Sardonicus
o Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath (1st Album)
o Doors – Morrison Hotel
o Carpenters – Close to You
o Still, Stephen – Stephen Stills (1st Album)
o Lennon, John – Plastic Ono Band
o Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young – Déjà vu
o Black Sabbath – Paranoid
o Young, Neil – After the Gold Rush
o Led Zeppelin – III
o Deep Purple – In Rock
o Morrison, Van – Moondance
o Grateful Dead – American Beauty
o Drake, Nick – Bryter Layter
o Shankar, Ananda – Ananda Shankar (1970)
o Who – Live at Leeds(1st Album)
o Soft Machine – Third
o Stewart, Rod – Gasoline Alley
o Harrison, George – All Things Must Pass
o Simon & Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water
o Stevens, Cat – Tea for the Tillerman
o Traffic – John Barleycorn Must Die
o Stooges – Fun House
o McCartney, Paul – McCartney (1970)
o Santana – Abraxas
o Barrett, Syd – Madcap Laughs
o Jethro Tull – Aqualung
o Crosby, David – If Only I Could Remember My Name
o Sly & the Family Stone – There’s a Riot Goin’ On
o Gaye, Marvin – What’s Going On
o Yes – Yes Album
o Bee Gees – Trafalgar
o Who – Who’s Next
o King, Carole – Tapestry
o Hayes, Isaac – Shaft: Music from the Soundtrack
o Allman Brothers – At Fillmore East
o Rolling Stones – Sticky Fingers
o Lennon, John – Imagine
o Beach Boys – Surf’s Up
o Yes – Fragile
o Doors – LA Woman
o Can – Tago Mago
o John, Elton – Madman Across the Water
o Parton, Dolly – Coat of Many Colors
o McLean, Don – American Pie
o Emerson, Lake & Palmer – Tarkus
o Led Zeppelin – IV [aka Untitled / aka Four Symbols]
o Gainsbourg, Serge – Histoire de Melody Nelson
o Stewart, Rod – Every Picture Tells a Story
o Emerson, Lake & Palmer – Pictures at an Exhibition
o Cohen, Leonard – Songs of Love & Hate
o Mitchell, Joni – Blue
o Funkadelic – Maggot Brain
o Joplin, Janis – Pearl
o Kuti, Fela - With Ginger Baker: Live!
o Faces – A Nod is as Good as a Wink… To a Blind Horse
o Flamin’ Groovies – Teenage Head
o Clark, Gene – White Light
o Prine, John – John Prine (1st Album)
o Nilsson, Harry – Nilsson Schmilsson
o T.Rex – Electric Warrior
o Bowie, David – Hunky Dory
o Newman, Randy – Sail Away
o Deep Purple – Machine Head
o Big Star – # 1 Record
o Black Sabbath – Vol 4
o Steely Dan – Can’t Buy a Thrill
o Young, Neil – Harvest
o Mayfield, Curtis – Superfly: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
o Slade – Slayed?
o Deep Purple – Made in Japan
o Yes – Close to the Edge
o Reed, Lou – Transformer
o Masekela, Hugh – Home is Where the Music Is
o Nascimento, Milton & Lo Borges – Clube da Esquina (1972)
o Rundgren, Todd – Something/Anything
o Nitty Gritty Dirt Band – Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
o Wonder, Stevie – Talking Book
o Still, Stephen – Manassas
o T.Rex – Slider
o Ackles, David – American Gothic
o Eagles – Eagles (1st Album)
o Buckley, Tim – Greetings from LA
o Drake, Nick – Pink Moon
o Simon, Paul – Paul Simon (1972)
o Roxy Music – Roxy Music (1st Album)
o Alice Cooper – School’s Out
o Temptations – All Directions
o Bowie, David – Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
o War – World is a Ghetto
o Green, Al – Let’s Stay Together
o Rolling Stones – Exile on Main St
o Lynyrd Skynyrd – Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd
o Incredible Bongo Band – Bongo Rock
o Bowie, David – Aladdin Sane
o King Crimson – Lark’s Tongues in Aspic
o Marley, Bob & the Wailers – Catch a Fire
o Hawkwind – Space Ritual
o Cale, John – Paris 1919
o Can – Future Days
o Reed, Lou – Berlin
o Genesis – Selling England by the Pound
o Gaye, Marvin – Let’s Get it On
o Martyn, John – Solid Air
o Roxy Music – For Your Pleasure
o Faust – IV
o Hancock, Herbie – Head Hunters
o Mott the Hoople – Mott
o Oldfield, Mike – Tubular Bells
o Rundgren, Todd – A Wizard, a True Star
o John, Elton – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
o Steely Dan – Countdown to Ecstasy
o Jennings, Waylon – Honky Tonk Heroes
o Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
o Wonder, Stevie – Innervisions
o ZZ Top – Tres Hombres
o McCartney, Paul & Wings – Band on the Run
o Sensational Alex Harvey Band – Next
o Alice Cooper – Billion Dollar Babies
o Iggy & the Stooges – Raw Power
o Isley Brothers – 3 + 3
o New York Dolls – New York Dolls (1st Album)
o Eno, Brian – Here Come the Warm Jets
o Bad Company – Bad Company (1st Album)
o Genesis – Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
o Otis, Shuggie – Inspiration Information
o Wonder, Stevie – Fullfillingness’ First Finale
o Clapton, Eric – 461 Ocean Boulevard
o Kraftwerk – Autobahn
o Morrison, Van – It’s Too Late to Stop Now
o Mitchell, Joni – Court & Spark
o Queen – II
o Roxy Music – Country Life
o Tangerine Dream – Phaedra
o Sparks – Kimono My House
o Supertramp – Crime of the Century
o Thompson, Richard & Linda – I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight
o Scott-Heron, Gil & Brian Jackson – Winter in America
o Queen – Sheer Heart Attack
o 10cc – Sheet Music
o Young, Neil – On the Beach
o Jones, George – Grand Tour
o Clark, Gene – No Other
o Steely Dan – Pretzel Logic
o Newman, Randy – Good Old Boys
o Marley, Bob & the Wailers – Natty Dread
o Wyatt, Robert – Rock Bottom
o Parsons, Gram – Grievous Angel
o Eno, Brian – Another Green World
o Dictators – Go Girl Crazy!
o Neu! – ‘75
o Led Zeppelin – Phy'all send the thingcal Graffiti
o Jarrett, Keith – Köln Concert
o Aerosmith – Toys in the Attic
o Bowie, David – Young Americans
o Burning Spear – Marcus Garvey
o Springsteen, Bruce – Born to Run
o Harris, Emmylou – Pieces of the Sky
o Dion – Born to Be With You
o Mitchell, Joni – Hissing of Summer Lawns
o Burman, Rahul Dev – Shalimar (Soundtrack)
o Young, Neil – Tonight’s the Night
o Dylan, Bob – Blood on the Tracks
o Smith, Patti – Horses
o Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here
o Queen – A Night at the Opera
o Nelson, Willie – Red Headed Stranger
o Earth, Wind & Fire – That’s the Way of the World
o Mayfield, Curtis – There’s No Place Like America Today
o Petty, Tom & the Heartbreakers - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (1st Album)
o Modern Lovers – Modern Lovers [Rec 1972, not released until 1976]
o Bowie, David – Station to Station
o Mitchell, Joni – Hejira
o Boston – Boston (1st Album)
o Eagles – Hotel California
o ABBA – Arrival
o Kiss – Destroyer
o Rush – 2112
o Ben, Jorge – África Brasil
o Armatrading, Joan – Joan Armatrading (1st Album)
o Aerosmith – Rocks
o Parliament – Mothership Connection
o Penguin Café Orchestra – Music from the Penguin Café
o Jarre, Jean Michel – Oxygene
o Ramones – Ramones (1st Album)
o Kuti, Fela – Zombie
o Tosh, Peter – Legalize It
o Wonder, Stevie – Songs in the Key of Life
o Frampton, Peter – Frampton Comes Alive
o Eno, Brian – Before & After Science
o Kraftwerk – Trans-Europe Express
o Joel, Billy – Stranger, the
o Marley, Bob & the Wailers – Exodus
o Electric Light Orchestra – Out of the Blue
o Weather Report – Heavy Weather
o Muddy Waters – Hard Again
o Stranglers – Rattus Norvegicus
o Clash – Clash (1st Album)
o Bowie, David – Low
o Steely Dan – Aja
o Wire – Pink Flag
o Martyn, John – One World
o Talking Heads – 77
o Fleetwood Mac – Rumours
o Bowie, David – ‘Heroes’
o Wilson, Dennis – Pacific Ocean Blue
o Suicide – Suicide (1st Album)
o Iggy Pop – Idiot, the
o Gabriel, Peter – Peter Gabriel (I)
o Television – Marquee Moon
o Meat Loaf – Bat Out of Hell
o Costello, Elvis – My Aim is True
o Iggy Pop – Lust for Life
o Dury, Ian – New Boots & Panties!!
o Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the…
o Pere Ubu – Modern Dance
o Kraftwerk – Man Machine
o Blondie – Parallel Lines
o Regina, Elís – Vento de Maio
o Pere Ubu – Dub Housing
o Only Ones – Only Ones (1st Album)
o Costello, Elvis – This Year’s Model
o Jam – All Mod Cons
o Ely, Joe – Honky Tonk Masquerade
o Adverts – Crossing the Red Sea with the…
o Big Star – Third (aka Sister Lovers)
o Residents – Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
o Public Image Ltd – Public Image
o Magazine – Real Life
o Springsteen, Bruce – Darkness on the Edge of Town
o Funkadelic – One Nation Under a Groove
o Throbbing Gristle – DOA: Third & Final Report
o Thin Lizzy – Live & Dangerous
o Talking Heads – More Songs About Buildings & Food
o Buzzcocks – Another Music in a Different Kitchen
o Van Halen – Van Halen (1st Album)
o Colón, Willie & Rubén Blades – Siembra
o Cars – Cars (1st Album)
o Devo – Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
o Dire Straits – Dire Straits (1st Album)
o Saints – Eternally Yours
o Gaye, Marvin – Here, My Dear
o Nelson, Willie – Stardust
o Chic – C’est Chic
o X-ray Spex – Germ Free Adolescents
o Eno, Brian – Ambient 1: Music for Airports
o Siouxsie & the Banshees – Scream, the
o AC/DC – Highway to Hell
o Sister Sledge – We Are Family
o Crusaders – Street Life
o Germs – GI
o B52s – B52s (1st Album)
o Czukay, Holger – Movies
o Police – Reggatta de Blanc
o Fall – Live at the Witch Trials
o Talking Heads – Fear of Music
o Joy Division – Unknown Pleasures
o Chic – Risqué
o Undertones – Undertones (1st Album)
o Clash – London Calling
o Japan – Quiet Life
o Faithfull, Marianne – Broken English
o Slits – Cut
o Costello, Elvis – Armed Forces
o Young, Neil – Rust Never Sleeps
o Gang of Four – Entertainment!
o Cheap Trick – At Budokan
o Fleetwood Mac – Tusk
o Pink Floyd – Wall, the
o Public Image Ltd – Metal Box
o Jackson, Michael – Off the Wall
o Damned – Machine Gun Etiquette
o Numan, Gary – Pleasure Principle
o Specials – Specials (1st Album)
o Adam & the Ants – Kings of the Wild Frontier
o Dexys Midnight Runners – Searching for the Young Soul Rebels
o AC/DC – Back in Black
o Cramps – Songs the Lord Taught Us
o Dead Kennedys – Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
o Gabriel, Peter – Peter Gabriel (III)
o Soft Boys – Underwater Moonlight
o Cure – Seventeen Seconds
o Echo & the Bunnymen – Crocodiles
o Motörhead – Ace of Spades
o Killing Joke – Killing Joke (1st Album)
o Judas Priest – British Steel
o Circle Jerks – Group Sex
o Talking Heads – Remain in Light
o Joy Division – Closer
o Iron Maiden – Iron Maiden (1st Album)
o Undertones – Hypnotised
o Jam – Sound Affects
o Waits, Tom – Heartattack & Vine
o UB40 – Signing Off
o Teardrop Explodes – Kilimanjaro
o Specials – More Specials
o Winwood, Steve – Arc of a Diver
o Pretenders – Pretenders (1st Album)
o Einstürzende Neubauten – Kollaps
o Siouxsie & the Banshees – Juju
o Heaven 17 – Penthouse & Pavement
o Go-Gos – Beauty & the Beat
o Motörhead – No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith
o Soft Cell – Non Stop Erotic Cabaret
o Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark – Architecture & Morality
o Eno, Brian & David Byrne – My Life in the Bush of Ghosts
o Black Flag – Damaged
o X – Wild Gift
o Psychedelic Furs – Talk, Talk, Talk
o Human League – Dare
o Gun Club – Fire of Love
o Bauhaus – Mask
o Womack, Bobby – Poet
o Tom Tom Club – Tom Tom Club (1st Album)
o Rush – Moving Pictures
o ABBA – Visitors
o ABC – Lexicon of Love
o Prince – 1999
o Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five – Message, the
o Costello, Elvis – Imperial Bedroom
o Cure – Pornography
o Dexys Midnight Runners – Too Rye Ay
o Simple Minds – New Gold Dream (81, 82, 83, 84)
o Madness – Rise & Fall
o Fagen, Donald – Nightfly
o Haircut One Hundred – Pelican West
o Bush, Kate – Dreaming, the
o Orange Juice – Rip it Up
o Jackson, Michael – Thriller
o Birthday Party – Junkyard
o Venom – Black Metal
o Springsteen, Bruce – Nebraska
o Associates – Sulk
o Iron Maiden – Number of the Beast
o Duran Duran – Rio
o Violent Femmes – Violent Femmes (1st Album)
o McLaren, Malcolm – Duck Rock
o Def Leppard – Pyromania
o REM – Murmur
o The The – Soul Mining
o Waits, Tom – Swordfishtrombones
o Blue Nile – A Walk Across the Rooftops
o Hanoi Rocks – Back to Mystery City
o Lauper, Cyndi – She’s So Unusual
o Simon, Paul – Hearts & Bones
o Echo & the Bunnymen – Porcupine
o ZZ Top – Eliminator
o Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
o U2 – War
o Police – Synchronicity
o Meat Puppets – II
o Culture Club – Colour by Numbers
o Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Welcome to the Pleasuredome
o Run DMC – Run DMC (1984)
o Sade – Diamond Life
o Cocteau Twins – Treasure
o Minor Threat – Out of Step
o Van Halen – 1984
o Prince – Purple Rain
o Replacements – Let it Be
o Style Council – Café Bleu
o Turner, Tina – Private Dancer
o Echo & the Bunnymen – Ocean Rain
o Minutemen – Double Nickels on the Dime
o Cole, Lloyd & the Commotions – Rattlesnakes
o N’Dour, Youssou – Immigrés
o Springsteen, Bruce – Born in the USA
o Fall – This Nation’s Saving Grace
o Ibrahim, Abdullah – Water from an Ancient Well
o Aha – Hunting High & Low
o Tears for Fears – Songs from the Big Chair
o Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms
o Prefab Sprout – Steve McQueen (aka Two Wheels Good)
o Mekons – Fear & Whiskey
o Big Black – Atomizer
o Vega, Suzanne – Suzanne Vega (1st Album)
o Pogues – Rum, Sodomy & the Lash
o Bush, Kate – Hounds of Love
o Smiths – Meat is Murder
o Waits, Tom – Rain Dogs
o Jesus & Mary Chain – Psychocandy
o New Order – Low Life
o Simply Red – Picture Book
o Dexys Midnight Runners – Don’t Stand Me Down
o Scritti Politti – Cupid & Psyche 85
o Costello, Elvis – Blood & Chocolate
o Afrika Bambaataa & the Soul Sonic Force – Planet Rock: The Album
o Beastie Boys – Licensed to Ill
o Metallica – Master of Puppets
o The The – Infected
o Griffith, Nanci – Last of the True Believers
o Bragg, Billy – Talking with the Taxman About Poetry
o Talk Talk – Colour of Spring
o Megadeth – Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?
o Bon Jovi – Slippery When Wet
o Sonic Youth – Evol
o Slayer – Reign in Blood
o Throwing Muses – Throwing Muses (1986)
o Simon, Paul – Graceland
o Run DMC – Raising Hell
o XTC – Skylarking
o Earle, Steve – Guitar Town
o Bad Brains – I Against I
o Baker, Anita – Rapture
o Smiths – Queen is Dead
o Gabriel, Peter – So
o Anthrax – Among the Living
o Dinosaur Jr – You’re Living All Over Me
o Parton, Dolly with Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris – Trio
o Def Leppard – Hysteria
o REM – Document
o Prince – Sign ‘O’ the Times
o Cult – Electric
o Depeche Mode – Music for the Masses
o Sisters of Mercy – Floodland
o Michael, George – Faith
o Hüsker Dü – Warehouse: Songs & Stories
o Butthole Surfers – Locust Abortion Technician
o Piazzolla, Astor & Gary Burton – New Tango
o Smiths – Strangeways Here We Come
o Guns N’ Roses – Appetite for Destruction
o Jesus & Mary Chain – Darklands
o Ladysmith Black Mambazo – Shaka Zulu
o Laibach – Opus Dei
o Napalm Death – Scum
o Sonic Youth – Sister
o Triffids – Calenture
o Jackson, Michael – Bad
o Pet Shop Boys – Actually
o U2 – Joshua Tree
o D’Arby, Terence Trent – Introducing the Hardline According to…
o Pogues – If I Should Fall from Grace with God
o Cohen, Leonard – I’m Your Man
o Waterboys – Fisherman’s Blues
o Fishbone – Truth & Soul
o Everything But the Girl – Idlewild
o Living Colour - Vivid
o Mudhoney – Superfuzz Bigmuff
o REM – Green
o Happy Mondays – Bummed
o Go Betweens – 16 Lovers Lane
o Cowboy Junkies – Trinity Session
o Chapman, Tracy – Tracy Chapman (1st Album)
o My Bloody Valentine – Isn’t Anything
o Pixies – Surfer Rosa
o Metallica – And Justice for All
o Dinosaur Jr – Bug
o Krause, Dagmar – Tank Battles
o lang, k.d. – Shadowland
o American Music Club – California
o Morrissey – Viva Hate
o Sonic Youth – Daydream Nation
o Sugarcubes – Life’s Too Good
o Yoakam, Dwight – Beuenas Noches from a Lonely Roomn
o Jane’s Addiction – Nothing’s Shocking
o Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
o Faith No More – Real Thing
o Kravtiz, Lenny – Let Love Rule
o Hooker, John Lee – Healer, the
o New Order – Technique
o Madonna – Like a Prayer
o Queen Latifah – All Hail the Queen
o Spacemen 3 – Playing with Fire
o fIREHOSE – fROMOHIO
o Beastie Boys – Paul’s Boutique
o Young Gods – Eau Rouge, l’
o Zorn, John – Spy vs Spy: Music of Ornette Coleman
o Stone Roses – Stone Roses (1st Album)
o Cherry, Neneh – Raw Like Sushi
o Maal, Baaba & Mansour Seck – Djam Leelii
o Bush, Kate – Sensual World
o Cure – Disintegration
o 808 State – 808:90
o Coldcut – What’s That Noise?
o Adamson, Barry – Moss Side Story
o Aerosmith – Pump
o Pixies – Doolittle
o Raitt, Bonnie – Nick of Time
o Fugazi – Repeater
o Soul II Soul – Club Classics: Vol One
o De La Soul – 3 Feet High & Rising
o Jackson, Janet – Rhythm Nation 1814
o Jungle Brothers – Done by the Forces of Nature
o NWA – Straight Outta Compton
o Cocteau Twins – Heaven or Las Vegas
o Shamen – En-Tact
o Deee Lite – World Clique
o La’s – La’s
o Black Crowes – Shake Your Money Maker
o Depeche Mode – Violator
o Pixies – Bossanova
o Megadeth – Rust in Peace
o Digital Underground – Sex Packets
o Pet Shop Boys – Behaviour
o Happy Mondays – Pills ‘n’ Thrills and Bellyaches
o Michael, George – Listen Without Prejudice: Vol 1
o Young, Neil – Ragged Glory
o Ice Cube – AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted
o Jane’s Addiction – Ritual de lo Habitual
o LL Cool J – Mama Said Knock You Out
o Public Enemy – Fear of a Black Planet
o O’Connor, Sinéad – I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got
o Tribe Called Quest, a – People’s Instinctive Travels & the Paths of Rhythm
o Sonic Youth – Goo
o Ride – Nowhere
o My Bloody Valentine – Loveless
o Nirvana – Nevermind
o Crowded House – Woodface
o Cypress Hill – Cypress Hill (1st Album)
o Cope, Julian – Peggy Suicide
o Gang Starr – Step in the Arena
o MC Solaar - Qui Sème le Vent Récolte le Tempo
o Jah Wobble – Rising Above Bedlam
o Red Hot Chili Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magik
o Ice T – OG: Original Gangster
o Mudhoney – Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
o Public Enemy – Apocalypse 91… Enemy Strikes Back
o Tribe Called Quest, a – Low End Theory
o Pearl Jam – Ten
o Saint Etienne – Foxbase Alpha
o Sepultura – Arise
o Slint – Spiderland
o U2 – Achtung Baby
o KLF – White Room
o Massive Attack – Blue Lines
o Primal Scream – Screamadelica
o Teenage Fanclub – Bandwagonesque
o Metallica – Metallica [aka Black Album]
o Pavement – Slanted & Enchanted
o Aphex Twin – Selected Ambient Works 85-92
o Arrested Development – 3 Years, 5 Months & 2 Days in the Life of…
o Olomidé, Koffi – Haut de Gamme: Koweït, Rive Gauche
o Morrissey – Your Arsenal
o Maal, Baaba – Lam Toro
o Lemonheads – It’s a Shame About Ray
o Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine (1st Album)
o Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy – Hypocrisy is the Greatest Luxury
o lang, k.d. – Ingénue
o Dr Dre – Chronic, the
o REM – Automatic for the People
o Pharcyde – Bizarre Ride II the…
o Spiritualized – Lazer Guided Melodies
o Sugar – Copper Blue
o Waits, Tom – Bone Machine
o Sonic Youth – Dirty
o Stereo MCs – Connected
o Ministry – Psalm 69 (Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs)
o Amos, Tori – Little Earthquakes
o Ice Cube – Predator
o Pantera – Vulgar Display of Power
o Alice in Chains – Dirt
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Henry’s Dream, by…
o Khan, Nusrat Fateh Ali – Devotional Songs
o Harvey, P.J. – Dry
o Suede – Suede (1st Album)
o Weller, Paul – Wild Wood
o Smashing Pumpkins – Siamese Dream
o Auteurs – New Wave
o Phair, Liz – Exile in Guyville
o Afghan Whigs – Gentlemen
o Mann, Aimee – Whatever
o Grant Lee Buffalo – Fuzzy
o Nirvana – In Utero
o Jamiroquai – Emergency on Planet Earth
o Pet Shop Boys – Very
o Harvey, P.J. – Rid of Me
o Blur – Modern Life is Rubbish
o Crow, Sheryl – Tuesday Night Music Club
o Fall – Infotainment Scan
o Wu Tang Clan – Enter the Wu Tang (36 Chambers)
o Björk – Debut
o Orbital – Orbital [aka Brown Album]
o Snoop Doggy Dogg – Doggystyle
o Sebadoh – Bubble & Scrape
o Boo Radleys – Giant Steps
o Orbit, William – Strange Cargo: III
o Method Man – Tical
o Black, Frank – Teenager of the Year
o Girls Against Boys – Venus Luxure No 1 Baby
o Jeru the Damaja – Sun Rises in the East
o Pavement – Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
o Portishead – Dummy
o Sabres of Paradise – Haunted Dancehall
o Nas – Illmatic
o Beastie Boys – Ill Communication
o Costello, Elvis – Brutal Youth
o Morrissey – Vauxhall & I
o TLC – CrazySexyCool
o Oasis – Definitely Maybe
o Soundgarden – Superunknown
o Offspring – Smash
o Drive Like Jehu – Yank Crime
o Blur – Parklife
o G Love & Special Sauce - G Love & Special Sauce (1994)
o Touré, Ali Farka – Talking Timbuktu
o Hole – Live Through This
o Massive Attack – Protection
o Manic Street Preachers – Holy Bible
o Suede – Dog Man Star
o Notorious BIG – Ready to Die
o Buckley, Jeff – Grace
o Orbital – Snivilisation
o Nirvana – MTV Unplugged in New York
o Nine Inch Nails – Downward Spiral
o Prodigy – Music for the Jilted Generation
o Green Day – Dookie
o Foo Fighters – Foo Fighters (1st Album)
o Garbage – Garbage (1st Album)
o Nightmares on Wax – Smokers Delight
o Tricky – Maxinquaye
o Raekwon – Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
o Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness
o Rocket from the Crypt – Scream, Dracula, Scream
o Chemical Brothers – Exit Planet Dust
o 2Pac – Me Against the World
o Elastica – Elastica (1st Album)
o Supergrass – I Should Coco
o Radiohead – Bends, the
o Guided by Voices – Alien Lanes
o Kuti, Femi – Femi Kuti (1995)
o Verve – A Northern Soul
o Genius GZA – Liquid Swords
o Pulp – Different Class
o Leftfield – Leftism
o D’Angelo – Brown Sugar
o Oasis – (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
o Goldie – Timeless
o Morissette, Alanis – Jagged Little Pill
o Screaming Trees – Dust
o Super Furry Animals – Fuzzy Logic
o Fatboy Slim – Better Living Through Chemistry
o Dr Octagon – Dr Octagonecologyst
o Stereolab – Emperor Tomato Ketchup
o Tortoise – Millions Now Living Will Never Die
o Beck – Odelay
o Belle & Sebastian – Tigermilk
o DJ Shadow – Endtroducing
o Eels – Beautiful Freak
o Divine Comedy – Casanova
o Apple, Fiona – Tidal
o Wilco – Being There
o Sepultura – Roots
o Adamson, Barry – Oedipus Schmoedipus
o Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Come Find Yourself
o Maxwell – Urban Hang Suite
o Charlatans – Tellin’ Stories
o Manic Street Preachers – Everything Must Go
o Everything But the Girl – Walking Wounded
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Murder Ballads
o Bukem, LTJ – Logical Progression
o Underworld – Second Toughest in the Infants
o Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – Now I Got Worry
o Cardigans – First Band on the Moon
o Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
o Fugees – Score, the
o Ash – 1977
o Belle & Sebastian – If You’re Feeling Sinister
o Blur – Blur (1997)
o Radiohead – OK Computer
o Quaye, Finley – Maverick a Strike
o Elliott, Missy Misdemeanor – Supa Dupa Fly
o Chemical Brothers – Dig Your Own Hole
o Primal Scream – Vanishing Point
o Wyatt, Robert – Shleep
o Holmes, David – Let’s Get Killed
o Sleater Kinney – Dig Me Out
o Prodigy – Fat of the Land
o Buena Vista Social Club - Buena Vista Social Club (1997)
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Boatman’s Call
o Divine Comedy – A Short Album About Love
o Cornershop – When I was Born for the 7th Time
o Daft Punk – Homework
o Williams, Robbie – Life Thru a Lens
o Carey, Mariah – Butterfly
o Supergrass – In it for the Money
o Dylan, Bob – Time Out of Mind
o Size, Roni & Reprazent – New Forms
o Smith, Elliott – Either/Or
o Verve – Urban Hymns
o Spiritualized – Ladies & Gentlemen, We are Floating in Space
o Dandy Warhols – Dandy Warhols (1997)
o Dylan, Bob – Bootleg Series Vol 4: Live 1966 [rec: 1966 at Free Trade Hall, Manchester]
o Chao, Manu – Clandestino
o Bragg, Billy & Wilco – Mermaid Avenue
o Turbonegro – Apocalypse Dudes
o Fatboy Slim – You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby
o Gray, David – White Ladder
o Williams, Lucinda – Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
o Pulp – This is Hardcore
o Madonna – Ray of Light
o Hill, Lauryn – Miseducation of…
o Hole – Celebrity Skin
o Mercury Rev – Deserter’s Songs
o System of a Down - System of a Down (1st Album)
o Queen of the Stone Age - Queen of the Stone Age (1st Album)
o Air – Moon Safari
o Singh, Talvin – OK
o Korn – Follow the Leader
o Khalèd, (Cheb) – Kenza
o Kid Rock – Devil Without a Cause
o Boards of Canada – Music Has the Right to Children
o Suba - São Paulo Confessions
o XTC – Apple Venus: Volume 1
o Skunk Anansie – Post Orgasmic Chill
o Incubus – Make Yourself
o Magnetic Fields – 69 Love Songs
o Travis – Man Who
o Slipknot – Slipknot (1st Album)
o Orton, Beth – Central Reservation
o Sawhney, Nitin – Beyond Skin
o Death in Vegas – Contino Sessions
o Moby – Play
o Flaming Lips – Soft Bulletin
o Rhymes Digitales, les – Darkdancer
o Tigre, le – Tigre, le (1999)
o Eminem – Slim Shady LP
o Spears, Britney – Baby One More Time
o Metallica – S&M
o Bonnie Prince Billy – I See a Darkness
o Shack – HMS Fable
o Basement Jaxx – Remedy
o Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication
o Sigur Rós – Ágætis Byrjun
o Doves – Lost Souls
o Air – Virgin Suicides: Original Motion Picture Score
o Adams, Ryan – Heartbreaker
o Gilberto, Bebel – Tanto Tempo
o Cole, MJ – Sincere
o Harris, Emmylou – Red Dirt Girl
o Limp Bizkit – Chocolate Starfish & the Hot Dog Flavored Water
o Radiohead – Kid A
o U2 – All That You Can’t Leave Behind
o Linkin Park – Hybrid Theory
o Smith, Elliott – Figure 8
o Badly Drawn Boy – Hour of Bewilderbeast
o Harvey, P.J. – Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
o Badu, Erykah – Mama’s Gun
o Coldplay – Parachutes
o Common – Like Water for Chocolate
o Ladd, Mike – Welcome to the Afterfuture
o Red Snapper – Our Aim is to Satisfy
o Eminem – Marshall Mathers LP
o Goldfrapp – Felt Mountain
o Giant Sand – Chore of Enchantment
o Lambchop – Nixon
o Lemper, Ute – Punishing Kiss
o Madonna – Music
o Avalanches – Since I Left You
o OutKast – Stankonia
o Radiohead – Amnesiac
o Silver Jews – Bright Flight
o Björk – Vespertine
o Gorillaz – Gorillaz (1st Album)
o Adams, Ryan – Gold
o Destiny’s Child – Survivor
o Strokes – Is This It
o Welch, Gillian – Time (The Revelator)
o Gotan Project – Revancha del Tango, la
o White Stripes – White Blood Cells
o Beta Band – Hot Shots II
o Jay Z – Blueprint
o Röyksopp – Melody AM
o Drive-By Truckers – Southern Rock Opera
o Super Furry Animals – Rings Around the World
o Jurassic 5 – Power in Numbers
o Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
o Ms Dynamite – A Little Deeper
o Bees – Sunshine Hit Me
o Jones, Norah – Come Away with Me
o Coldplay – A Rush of Blood to the Head
o Coral – Coral (2002)
o Cash, Johnny – American IV: Man Comes Around
o Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
o Doves – Last Broadcast
o Elliott, Missy – Under Construction
o Springsteen, Bruce – Rising, the
o Aguilera, Christina – Stripped
o Roots – Phrenology
o Beck – Sea Change
o Timberlake, Justin – Justified
o Vines – Highly Evolved
o Hives – Your New Favourite Band
o Radiohead – Hail to the Thief
o Winehouse, Amy – Frank
o Calexico – Feast of Wire
o Darkness – Permission to Land
o White Stripes – Elephant
o Dizzee Rascal – Boy in da Corner
o Kings of Leon – Youth & Young Manhood
o Thrills – So Much for the City
o Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Fever to Tell
o OutKast – Speakerboxxx/Love Below
o 50 Cent – Get Rich or Die Tryin’
o Mars Volta – Deloused in the Comatorium
o Lightning Bolt – Wonderful Rainbow
o Wainwright, Rufus – Want One
o Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters (1st Album)
o Morrissey – You Are the Quarry
o Björk – Medúlla
o Mylo – Destroy Rock & Roll
o Wilson, Brian – SMiLE
o Icarus Line – Penance Soirée
o Arcade Fire – Funeral
o Banhart, Devendra – Rejoicing in the Hands
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus
o Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand (1st Album)
o N*E*R*D – Fly or Die
o Beta Band – Heroes to Zeros
o Ozamatli – Street Signs
o Libertines – Libertines (1st Album)
o West, kanYe – College Dropout
o Green, Cee-Lo – Is the Soul Machine
o TV on the Radio – Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
o Liars – They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
o Streets – A Grand Don’t Come for Free
o Wainwright, Rufus – Want Two
o Zutons – Who Killed the Zutons?
o Killers – Hot Fuss
o Kings of Leon – Aha Shake Heartbreak
o MIA (UK) – Arular
o Beck – Guero
o White Stripes – Get Behind Me Satan



In exchange, I can post a killer Babyshambles bootleg, if I have time to upload it.

Thanks in advance.



QUOTE(Henry Rollins' Goat @ Apr 9 2006, 07:10 PM) [snapback]60190[/snapback]

QUOTE(Sausage To The Extreme @ Apr 9 2006, 02:08 PM) [snapback]60189[/snapback]

Someone lock this thread and then everyone download soulseek or something.


Elitist pig.



QUOTE(Henry Rollins' Goat @ Apr 9 2006, 07:38 PM) [snapback]60217[/snapback]

Seriously, isn't someone gonna help a brother out?



QUOTE(my kinetic android @ Apr 9 2006, 08:14 PM) [snapback]60245[/snapback]

QUOTE(Henry Rollins' Goat @ Apr 9 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]60181[/snapback]

Hey there folks. Wondering if someone could y'all send the thing the following albums:

(998 albums later. Yes, I counted)...

In exchange, I can post a killer Babyshambles bootleg, if I have time to upload it.

Thanks in advance.


OK, what the fuck dude?

I like this thread a lot because Soulseek goes to slow on the university's network, if it goes at all. That being said, you don't just come on with a HUGE laundry list of albums, say pretty please and hope for results. And honestly, you must know somebody with at least Nevermind

We're an internet message board. At the risk of sounding incredibly corny, we're a community here of music appreciaters. We are not a market place for cheapskates. You want something? You have to pay up front. Don't toy us with a bootleg by a shitty british band, "if you have time"

Have a swell day,
MKA.



QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Apr 9 2006, 08:48 PM) [snapback]60280[/snapback]

QUOTE(dano @ Apr 9 2006, 03:46 PM) [snapback]60278[/snapback]

Everyone but DrJ and Mitchell need to turn up their sarcasm meters w/ regards to the goat dude.


your new nickname is "spoiler"



QUOTE(Henry Rollins' Goat @ Apr 9 2006, 08:49 PM) [snapback]60281[/snapback]

So far I'm a big fan of New Bedlam (props on the OKC my friend), but My Kinetic Android, not so much. Lighten up dude, and fork over the tunes. I was told this was a good place to scam music.

undo
QUOTE(Sausage To The Extreme @ Apr 3 2006, 07:46 PM) [snapback]55509[/snapback]

Here, I'll judge it.
The SOMB MADNESS FINAL:1. slackmo vs. 2. The Good Dr Bill

QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Apr 3 2006, 07:29 PM) [snapback]55500[/snapback]

we should really just call this a draw at this point. I'm cool with that, anyway.



QUOTE(Slackmo @ Apr 3 2006, 07:40 PM) [snapback]55505[/snapback]

Yeah, the judge was going to do it on Friday, but I gave the judge the leeway to go up through the actual NCAA finish--which is tonight. Still think the judge bailed, though. Whatever--it was a good run.



Slackmo and Good Dr. Bill decide to call it a day Ryu/Ken style. However, Undercooked Sausage shows up, oh my god! What is he doing?? He just dropped a Mortal Kombat 2 machine on both Kombatants! Fatality! Then he went to go watch Wayne's World.


Sausage To The Extreme: 104, Slackmo: 0, Good Dr. Bill: Pwned.

The Good Dr Bill
QUOTE(Jigga @ Apr 24 2006, 03:31 AM) [snapback]72166[/snapback]

i'll never forget my 1st, i was more hardcore than this nicey nicey shit i'll phone you in 2 days and 2 hrs 34 mins and that will mean she maybe want to know your birthday or someshit. wtf is this modern new age crap, i just said str8 out at 14, look bitch, i fucking horny at this stage, i'm bursting at the seams and feening to bust my cherry can i holla at you. bitch said no but wtf i had to try.

undo
QUOTE(Ballbag Hitter @ Apr 20 2006, 10:00 AM) [snapback]69363[/snapback]

she's a slut for a good fuck...
KENAN THOMPSON
QUOTE(Jigga @ May 5 2006, 03:10 AM) [snapback]81286[/snapback]

so you are saying women dont like you, and no one will hire you. well, have you been beaten up by undercover police, has your father been murdered, has your mother been disowned, have you gt a scolarship to a preppy school while being poor and been made fum off because your shoues have holes in it or because your daddy didnt drive a mercedes, have you been made fun of the way you look because you are a different complexion in every country you have been too? have you been robbed every other nioght of your belongings your family worked so hared for? have you seen your mother have a mental breakdown? have you been disowned not just in real life but on message boards, where you would think anyone could meake a friend and be accepted, and yet wasnt? well, i have. when i'm real, people dont beleive, they undermine, they pretend, they look away. face it, i'm a lepper in life and in cyberspace. thank you all for doing me like this.

Mitchell
April stuff?

The Good Dr. Bill wonders out loud how long his corpse would rot for and the baord trade notes. A work college of Freddie F's answers the question for those in offices. 20 mins. GKI then scares the board by going on holiday for a week with only a small reference to it.

As summer approaches the boarsd's thoughts turn to sex with several threads centered on the eternal question "Would you?"

Numerous "The Only Good Foreigner is Rod Stewart" threads spring up in response to immigrant protests.

SOMB POKER NIGHT II at Slackmo's. The Fox thread splits up into seperate threads.

Revolver beats out The White Album in the 1965-74 album poll
Slackmo
QUOTE(Sausage II: Pornograffitti @ May 10 2006, 09:20 PM) [snapback]86035[/snapback]

IPB Image


ryan
QUOTE(sin city @ May 11 2006, 12:13 PM) [snapback]86589[/snapback]

QUOTE(simakos @ May 11 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]86574[/snapback]
i met max weinberg in a bathroom yesterday...


he answered your Craigslist ad?

Mitchell
QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Apr 15 2006, 05:23 AM) [snapback]65429[/snapback]

33 votes for this. Interestingly, though the albums list received more votes, only 722 different albums were voted for, with over 1100 different singles getting votes for the singles poll. Naturally, the albums that topped our poll scored much higher than the singles.

Anyway, like I said earlier, this poll's gonna be a lot slower going than the albums one. More time to appreciate the YSIs and whatnot I guess.

IPB Image

Time to get it on (bang a gong).


QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ May 9 2006, 01:33 PM) [snapback]84295[/snapback]

full results for you psychos

1 Beach Boys Wouldn't it Be Nice / God Only Knows 1768 20
2 Beach Boys Good Vibrations 1399 18
3 Bob Dylan Like a Rolling Stone / Gates of Eden 1394 17
4 Sam Cooke Shake / A Change is Gonna Come 1265 13
5 Beatles Penny Lane / Strawberry Fields Forever 1257 16
6 Al Green Let's Stay Together 1200 15
7 ? And the Mysterians 96 Tears 1009 13
8 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles The Tracks of My Tears 1003 14
9 Kinks Waterloo Susnet 957 14
10 Stevie Wonder Superstition 957 15
11 Rolling Stones Honky Tonk Women / You Can't Always Get What You Want 942 16
12 Jackson Five I Want You Back 922 15
13 Jimi Hendrix All Along the Watchtower 877 12
14 Otis Redding (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay 844 13
15 Marvin Gaye What's Going On 835 13
16 Five Stairsteps O-o-h Child / Dear Prudence 834 11
17 Velvet Underground Sweet Jane / Rock and Roll 824 10
18 Beatles Hey Jude / Revolution 821 13
19 Rolling Stones (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction 808 13
20 Freda Payne Band of Gold 792 11
21 Bob Dylan Positively 4th Street / From a Buick 6 787 13
22 Beatles Paperback Writer / Rain 772 12
23 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles The Tears of a Clown 768 9
24 Rolling Stones Let's Spend the Night Together / Ruby Tuesday 764 12
25 Creedence Clearwater Revival Down on the Corner / Fortunate Son 737 11
26 Who My Generation / Shout and Shimmy 724 11
27 Band The Weight / I Shall Be Released 695 10
28 Four Tops Reach Out, I'll Be There 675 10
29 Badfinger No Matter What 673 10
30 Tommy James & the Shondells Crimson and Clover 666 9
31 Sly & the Family Stone Everyday People 651 10
32 Stooges Search and Destroy 627 9
33 Glen Campbell Witchita Lineman 615 10
34 Rolling Stones Paint it, Black / Long Long While / Stupid Girl 614 9
35 Count Five Psychotic Reaction 612 9
36 Beatles Day Tripper / We Can Work it Out 611 8
37 Dusty Springfield Son of a Preacher Man / I Don't Blame You At All 608 14
38 Temptations Papa Was a Rolling Stone 603 10
39 Left Banke Walk Away Renee / I Haven't Got the Nerve 600 8
40 Dolly Parton Jolene 589 9
41 Bob Dylan Subterranean Homesick Blues / She Belongs to Me 586 10
42 Curtis Mayfield Move on Up 583 10
43 Rolling Stones Tumbling Dice / Sweet Black Angel 580 11
44 Who I Can See for Miles 576 9
45 Zombies Time of the Season / Friends of Mine 565 10
46 Spencer Davis Group Gimme Some Lovin' 564 8
47 Byrds Eight Miles High 563 8
48 Love Alone Again Or / A House is Not a Motel 561 9
49 Aretha Franklin Respect 557 7
50 Raspberries Go All the Way 555 8
51 Elvis Presley Suspicious Minds 553 12
52 Todd Rundgren I Saw the Light 545 7
53 Supremes You Keep Me Hangin' On 539 9
54 Derek & the Dominoes Layla 514 7
55 Easybeats Friday on My Mind 505 8
56 Cream Sunshine of Your Love / Swlabr 499 7
57 Stealer's Wheel Stuck in the Middle With You 477 9
58 T Rex Bang a Gong (Get It On) 475 10
59 David Bowie Rebel Rebel / Lady Grinning Soul 466 10
60 Mott the Hoople All the Young Dudes 464 7
61 ABBA Waterloo 464 8
62 Lou Reed Walk on the Wild Side / Perfect Day 462 8
63 Turtles Happy Together 460 8
64 Led Zeppelin Over the Hills and Far Away / Dancing Days 457 7
65 Who I Can't Explain 455 7
66 Al Green Tired of Being Alone 452 9
67 Roxy Music Virginia Plain 450 7
68 Otis Redding Try a Little Tenderness 447 8
69 Sly & the Family Stone Stand / I Want to Take You Higher 442 7
70 Beatles Come Together / Something 440 9
71 Sly & the Family Stone Thank U Falettin' Me Be Mice Elf Again / Everybody is a Star 439 7
72 Kinks Sunny Afternoon / I'm Not Like Everybody Else 436 8
73 David Bowie Changes / Andy Warhol 434 8
74 Gladys Knight & the Pips Midnight Train to Georgia 433 7
75 Sly & the Family Stone Family Affair 433 8
76 Band Up on Cripple Creek / The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down 430 9
77 Spinners I'll Be Around / How Could I Let You Get Away 429 7
78 John Lennon Instant Karma (We All Shine On) 429 10
79 Rolling Stones Jumpin' Jack Flash 425 5
80 Simon & Garfunkel Mrs. Robinson 424 6
81 David Bowie Starman / Suffragette City 416 7
82 Harry Nilsson Everybody's Talkin' 416 7
83 Jackson Five ABC 415 8
84 James Brown The Payback 413 7
85 Beatles Ticket to Ride / Yes It Is 411 6
86 Thunderclap Newman Something in the Air 401 7
87 Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze 398 7
88 Sparks This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us 396 6
89 Carpenters Superstar / Bless the Beasts and Children 394 8
90 Jackie Wilson (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher 388 6
91 Aretha Franklin I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You) 386 8
92 Association Never My Love 380 6
93 Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song / Hey Hey What Can I Do 377 6
94 Monkees Pleasant Valley Sunday / Words 377 6
95 David Bowie Life on Mars? / The Man Who Sold the World 376 6
96 Delfonics (Didn't I) Blow Your Mind This Time 374 6
97 Spinners Could it Be I'm Falling in Love 373 5
98 Yardbirds Heart Full of Soul 367 6
99 Impressions People Get Ready 366 6
100 Stevie Wonder Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing / Blame it on the Sun 363 5
101 Steely Dan Rikki Don't Lose That Number 363 8
102 Big Star September Girls / Mod Lang 361 9
103 Sam and Dave Hold On, I’m Coming 359 7
104 T Rex The Jeepster / Life's a Gas 356 6
105 Love 7 and 7 Is 354 6
106 Todd Rundgren Hello It's Me 353 6
107 Creedence Clearwater Revival Proud Mary 347 5
108 Supremes Stop in the Name of Love 347 6
109 Kool & the Gang Jungle Boogie 345 6
110 Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road 343 4
111 Sonics The Witch / Psycho 343 5
112 Beatles Yellow Submarine / Eleanor Rigby 341 6
113 Rod Stewart Maggie Mae / Reason to Believe 341 7
114 Marvin Gaye I Heard it Through the Grapevine 340 5
115 Hollies Bus Stop 337 5
116 James Brown Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine 337 7
117 Who Won't Get Fooled Again 336 5
118 Desmond Dekker Israelites 336 7
119 Sly & the Family Stone Hot Fun in the Summertime 333 5
120 Rolling Stones Happy / All Down the Line 333 6
121 Temptations Ain't Too Proud to Beg 333 6
122 Led Zeppelin Whole Lotta Love / Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman) 332 6
123 Bobby Womack Across 110th Street 327 6
124 Buffalo Springfield For What It's Worth 326 6
125 Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising / Lodi 318 5
126 Stevie Wonder Uptigt (Everything's All Right) 316 6
127 Four Tops Bernadette 313 5
128 Carole King It's Too Late / I Feel the Earth Move 313 7
129 Beatles Help / I'm Down 311 5
130 Temptations Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me) 307 6
131 Toots & the Maytalls Pressure Drop 307 8
132 Marvin Gaye Let's Get it On 305 6
133 Stooges I Wanna Be Your Dog / 1969 305 7
134 Rolling Stones Street Fighting Man / No Expectations 304 7
135 Cream Badge 302 4
136 Kinks Tired of Waiting for You / Come on Now 302 5
137 Raspberries Overnight Sensation (Hit Record) 300 4
138 Left Banke Pretty Ballerina 298 4
139 Black Sabbath Paranoid 297 7
140 Bobby Fuller Four I Fought the Law 296 8
141 Sly & the Family Stone If You Want Me to Stay 293 5
142 Lovin' Spoonful Summer in the City 293 7
143 Byrds All I Really Want to Do / I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better 292 6
144 Hall & Oates She's Gone / I'm Just a Kid (Don't Make Me Feel Like a Man) 292 6
145 Staple Singers I'll Take You There 292 7
146 Jimmy Ruffin What Becomes of the Brokenhearted? 290 4
147 Elton John Your Song 290 5
148 Simon & Garfunkel The Boxer / Baby Driver 290 5
149 Who Substitute / Circles 286 5
150 Martha and the Vandellas Nowhere to Run 283 6
151 Carly Simon You're So Vain 283 7
152 Percy Sledge When a Man Loves a Woman 283 7
153 Frank Wilson Do I Love You (Indeed I Do) 282 4
154 Rolling Stones 19th Nervous Breakdown / As Tears Go By 282 4
155 George Harrison My Sweet Lord / Isn't It a Pity 282 6
156 Yes Roundabout 281 5
157 Electric Prunes I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night 280 6
158 Wilson Pickett Midnight Hour 280 6
159 Stevie Wonder Livin' for the City / Visions 277 4
160 Nancy Sinatra These Boots Were Made for Walkin' 276 5
161 Rolling Stones Wild Horses 273 4
162 Kinks Lola 272 6
163 Monkees I'm a Believer 272 7
164 O'Jays Love Train 271 7
165 Jimmy Cliff The Harder They Come 270 6
166 Mamas and the Papas California Dreamin' 270 7
167 Byrds Mr. Tambourine Man 269 5
168 Jefferson Airplane Somebody to Love 269 5
169 Animals We Gotta Get Out of This Place / I'm Cryin' 268 5
170 Standells Dirty Water 268 5
171 Monkees Daydream Believer 268 6
172 James Brown Papa's Got a Brand New Bag 267 4
173 Sparks Amateur Hour 265 3
174 Outsiders Time Won't Let Me 264 5
175 Beau Brummels Just a Little 258 4
176 Chi-Lites Oh Girl 257 4
177 Pink Floyd See Emily Play / The Scarecrow 254 3
178 Rolling Stones She's a Rainbow / 2000 Light Years from Home 253 4
179 Kenny Rodgers & the First Edition Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) 252 3
180 Kinks Victoria 252 4
181 Troggs Wild Thing / With a Girl Like You 252 5
182 Chambers Brothers Time Has Come Today 246 5
183 Faces Stay With Me 246 5
184 Carole King So Far Away 245 4
185 Badfinger Baby Blue 244 4
186 Donovan Hurdy Gurdy Man 241 4
187 Stevie Wonder Higher Ground 241 5
188 Led Zeppelin Black Dog / Misty Mountain Hop 239 5
189 John Fred & His Playboy Band Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) 238 5
190 Joni Mitchell Free Man in Paris 236 4
191 Who Pictures of Lilly 235 3
192 Edison Lighthouse Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) 235 5
193 Steely Dan My Old School 235 5
194 Jimi Hendrix The Wind Cries Mary 234 5
195 Doors Light My Fire 233 4
196 Box Tops The Letter 232 4
197 Donovan Sunshine Superman 229 4
198 Isaac Hayes Walk on By 225 3
199 Paul McCartney Jet / Let Me Roll It 225 4
200 Simon & Garfunkel The Sounds of Silence 225 6
201 Aretha Franklin Chain of Fools 224 3
202 Jimi Hendrix Foxy Lady / Hey Joe 224 5
203 Marvin Gaye Inner City Blues (Makes Me Wanna Holler) / Wholy Holy 223 3
204 Velvet Underground White Light / White Heat / Here She Comes Now 223 3
205 Sly & the Family Stone Dance to the Music / Life 221 4
206 Association Along Comes Mary 220 3
207 Harry Nilsson Without You 217 3
208 Sam and Dave Soul Man 217 4
209 Chairmen of the Board Give Me Just a Little More Time 216 4
210 Rolling Stones Brown Sugar / Bitch / Let it Rock 216 4
211 Hollies Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress 214 4
212 Frankie Valli Can't Take My Eyes Off of You 214 5
213 Beatles All You Need is Love / Baby You're a Rich Man 213 3
214 Golden Earring Radar Love 211 5
215 Paul McCartney Live and Let Die 210 5
216 William DeVaughn Be Thankful for What You Got 209 3
217 Ike & Tina Turner River Deep, Mountain High 207 3
218 Spencer Davis Group I'm a Man 207 3
219 Todd Rundgren Couldn't I Just Tell You 207 4
220 Beach Boys Heroes and Villians / You're Welcome 206 3
221 Charlie Rich Behind Closed Doors 206 3
222 Small Faces Itchychoo Park 205 3
223 Tommy James & the Shondells Crystal Blue Persuasion 205 4
224 Raspberries I Wanna Be With You 202 3
225 Doris Duke To the Other Woman (I'm the Other Woman) / I Don't Care Anymore 200 2
226 Shuggie Otis Strawberry Letter 23 200 3
227 Neil Young Cinnamon Girl / Sugar Mountain 200 4
228 O'Jays Back Stabbers 200 4
229 Beau Brummels Laugh, Laugh 199 4
230 Joni Mitchell Big Yellow Taxi 199 4
231 Velvet Underground Sunday Morning / Femme Fatale 199 4
232 Van Morrison Jackie Wilson Said (I'm in Heaven When You Smile) 198 4
233 Marvin Gaye Ain't That Peculiar 197 3
234 George McCrae Rock Your Baby 196 4
235 Paul Simon Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard 196 5
236 Beach Boys Surf's Up / Don't Go Near the Water 194 3
237 Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell Ain't No Mountain High Enouogh 191 4
238 Ike & Tina Turner Proud Mary 190 3
239 Marvin Gaye Trouble Man / Don't Mess With Mr. T 190 3
240 Them Mystic Eyes 190 3
241 Beach Boys Caroline No 189 3
242 Monkees Last Train to Clarksville 189 4
243 Neil Young Heart of Gold 189 4
244 Focus Hocus Pocus 188 3
245 Crosby, Stills & Nash Suite: Judy Blue Eyes 188 4
246 Paul Revere & the Raiders Steppin' Out 187 2
247 Harry Nilsson Jump Into the Fire / The Moobeam Song 187 3
248 David Bowie The Jean Genie / Ziggy Stardust 186 2
249 Stone Poneys Different Drum 186 2
250 Classics IV Spooky 186 3
251 Edwin Starr War 186 4
252 Dave Edmunds I Hear You Knockin' 184 3
253 Tommy James & the Shondells I Think We're Alone Now 184 3
254 Bill Withers Ain't No Sunshine 184 4
255 Beach Boys Sloop John B. 183 3
256 Beatles Hello Goodbye / I Am the Walrus 181 3
257 Doors Love Me Two Times 181 3
258 Sweet Little Willy 181 3
259 Fleetwood Mac Albatross 181 5
260 Kinks Days / She's Got Everything 180 2
261 Shangri-Las Past, Present and Future 180 2
262 Big Star When My Baby's Beside Me / In the Street 180 3
263 Chi-Lites Have You Seen Her? 180 5
264 Turtles Elenore 179 3
265 Gordon Lightfoot If You Could Read My Mind 177 3
266 Sagittarius My World Fell Down 176 3
267 Small Faces Tin Soldier / I Feel Much Better 176 4
268 Nazz Open My Eyes / Hello It's Me 175 4
269 T Rex Metal Guru 175 4
270 Al Green Here I Am (Come and Take Me) 174 3
271 Johnny Nash I Can See Clearly Now 174 4
272 Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky 174 5
273 Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) 173 3
274 Petula Clark Don’t Sleep in the Subway 173 3
275 Creedence Clearwater Revival Travelin' Band / Who'll Stop the Rain 173 5
276 Temptations My Girl 172 5
277 Peter & Gordon I Go to Pieces 171 3
278 Led Zeppelin Communication Breakdown / Good Times, Bad Times 171 4
279 Van Morrison Brown-Eyed Girl 170 4
280 Foundations Build Me Up Buttercup 168 4
281 Leonard Cohen Suzanne / So Long, Marianne 168 4
282 Van Morrison Wild Night 168 4
283 Foster Sylvers Misdemeanor 167 2
284 Neil Young Old Man / The Needle and the Damage Done 167 4
285 Unit 4 + 2 Concrete and Clay 166 3
286 Byrds It Won't Be Wrong 165 2
287 Olivia Newton-John Have You Never Been Mellow? 165 2
288 Swamp Dogg Sam Stone 165 2
289 Dionne Warwick I Say a Little Prayer 164 3
290 Ann Peebles I Can't Stand the Rain 164 4
291 Lovin' Spoonful Daydream 162 2
292 MFSB Love is the Message / TSOP (The Sound of Phildelphia) 162 3
293 Isley Brothers That Lady 162 4
294 Roy Head Treat Her Right 161 2
295 Serge Gainsborug Bonnie and Clyde 161 2
296 Beatles Yesterday 160 2
297 Yardbirds I'm Not Talking 160 3
298 Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention Peaches en Regalia 159 2
299 Aretha Franklin Rock Steady 158 2
300 Junior Walker & the All-Stars Shotgun 158 2
301 Young Rascals A Girl Like You 158 2
302 Alice Cooper Under My Wheels 157 2
303 Strawberry Alarm Clock Incense and Peppermints 157 4
304 Beach Boys Darlin' 156 2
305 Young Rascals How Can I Be Sure? 156 2
306 Johnny Cash Sunday Morning Come Down 155 2
307 David Bowie Space Oddity / Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud 155 3
308 Zombies I Want You Back Again / I Remember When I Loved Her 154 2
309 James Taylor Fire and Rain 154 3
310 James Brown Call Me Super Bad 153 2
311 Don MacLean American Pie 153 3
312 Paul Simon Kodachrome 153 3
313 John Lennon Imagine 152 3
314 Kinks A Well Respected Man / Nothing in This World Can Stop Me Worryin' 'Bout That Girl 152 4
315 Simon & Garfunkel Cecilia / The Only Living Boy in New York 152 5
316 Kinks Til the End of the Day / Where Have All the Good Times Gone 151 4
317 Fontella Bass Rescue Me 149 2
318 Creation Makin' Time 149 3
319 Bee Gees To Love Somebody 148 2
320 Arthur Conley Sweet Soul Music 147 2
321 Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs Little Red Riding Hood 147 2
322 Bob Dylan Lay Lady Lay 146 2
323 Moby Grape Omaha 146 2
324 Beach Boys Long Promised Road / 'Til I Die 145 3
325 Who The Kids are All Right / The Ox 145 4
326 Lee Michaels Do You Know What I Mean 144 3
327 Rolling Stones We Love You / Dandelion 144 3
328 Simon & Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water / Keep the Customer Satisfied 144 3
329 Raspberries Let's Pretend 143 2
330 Alice Cooper School's Out 142 3
331 Joni Mitchell Help Me 142 3
332 Queen Killer Queen 142 5
333 Can Spoon 141 2
334 Royalettes It's Gonna Take a Miracle 141 2
335 Lee Hazelwood & Nancy Sinatra Some Velvet Morning 141 3
336 Scott Walker The Seventh Seal / The Old Man's Back Again 140 2
337 Yardbirds Shapes of Things 140 2
338 Elvis Presley In the Ghetto 140 3
339 Sonny and Cher I Got You Babe 140 4
340 Velvet Underground What Goes On / Jesus 140 4
341 Gilberto Gil Aquele Abraco 139 2
342 Al Wilson Show and Tell 138 2
343 Moody Blues Nights in White Satin 138 3
344 Neil Diamond Cracklin' Rosie 138 3
345 Steely Dan Reeling in the Years 138 3
346 Stooges Down on the Street / 1970 137 2
347 Left Banke She May Call You Up Tonight 136 2
348 Wilson Pickett Land of 1000 Dances 136 3
349 Fugs Frenzy 135 2
350 Jefferson Airplane White Rabbit 135 3
351 Bob Dylan I Want You / Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues (Live) 134 2
352 Swingin' Medallions Double Shot (of My Baby's Love) 134 2
353 Mott the Hoople All the Way from Memphis 134 3
354 Curtis Mayfield Superfly 134 4
355 Monkees Porpoise Song 133 2
356 Creedence Clearwater Revival Green River 133 3
357 Creedence Clearwater Revival Have You Ever Seen the Rain? / Hey Tonight 133 3
358 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles Ooh Baby Baby 132 2
359 Persuaders Thin Line Between Love and Hate 132 3
360 Crazy World of Arthur Brown Fire 132 4
361 James Brown Cold Sweat 132 4
362 Chuck Wood Seven Days Too Long 131 2
363 Looking Glass Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) 131 2
364 Jackson Five Never Can Say Goodbye 131 3
365 Roberta Flack & Donnie Hathaway Where is the Love? 131 3
366 Foundations Baby, Now That I Found You 130 2
367 Rolling Stones Get Off of My Cloud 130 2
368 George Harrison What is Life? 130 3
369 King Harvest Dancing in the Moonlight 129 3
370 Association Cherish 128 2
371 Loretta Lynn Coal Miner's Daughter 128 2
372 Turtles She's My Girl 128 2
373 Yardbirds I'm a Man 128 2
374 Young Rascals I Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart No More 128 2
375 Serge Gainsborug Ballade de Melody Nelson 127 2
376 Simon & Garfunkel America 126 2
377 Creedence Clearwater Revival Lookin' Out My Back Door 126 3
378 New York Dolls Trash / Personality Crisis 126 4
379 Al Green Love and Happiness 125 2
380 Eddie Floyd Knock on Wood 125 3
381 Cat Stevens Peace Train 124 2
382 Los Bravos Black is Black 124 3
383 Bob Marley & the Wailers Get Up, Stand Up / Slave Driver 123 2
384 Supremes Reflections 122 2
385 Flirtations Nothing But a Heartache 121 2
386 Paul Revere & the Raiders Kicks 121 4
387 Dolly Parton Coat of Many Colors 120 1
388 Guess Who No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Natrue 120 1
389 Chocolate Watch Band Let's Talk About Girls 120 2
390 Curtis Mayfield Freddie's Dead / The Underground 120 2
391 13th Floor Elevators You're Gonna Miss Me 120 3
392 Curtis Mayfield (Don't Worry) If There's a Hell Below We're All Gonna Go 119 2
393 Stevie Wonder I Was Made to Love Her 119 2
394 Knickerbockers Lies 119 3
395 Led Zeppelin Rock & Roll 119 3
396 Skatalites The Guns of the Navarone 119 3
397 Seeds Pushin' Too Hard 118 2
398 Walker Brothers The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore 118 3
399 T Rex 20th Century Boy 116 3
400 Sir Douglas Quintet She's About a Mover 115 2
401 Stevie Wonder You Haven't Done Nothin' 115 2
402 Human Beinz Nobody But Me 115 3
403 Yes I've Seen All Good People 113 2
404 Allman Brothers Ramblin' Man 112 2
405 James Brown I Got the Feelin' 112 2
406 Righteous Brothers Unchained Melody 112 2
407 Beatles The Ballad of John and Yoko 111 2
408 Doobie Brothers Black Water 110 2
409 Lovin' Spoonful Do You Believe in Magic? 110 2
410 Boz Scaggs We Were Always Sweethearts 109 2
411 Canned Heat Going Up the Country 109 2
412 Dolly Parton I Will Always Love You 109 2
413 Gilbert O'Sullivan Alone Again (Naturally) 109 2
414 Creedence Clearwater Revival Up Around the Bend / Run Through the Jungle 109 3
415 Paul McCartney Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey / Too Many People 108 2
416 Archies Sugar, Sugar 107 2
417 Four Tops I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) 107 2
418 Rolling Stones As Tears Go By / Gotta Get Away 107 2
419 Janis Joplin Me and Bobby McGee 106 2
420 Lou Reed Satellite of Love / Walk it and Talk It 106 2
421 Stevie Wonder Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours 106 2
422 Aretha Franklin Since You've Been Gone (Sweet Sweet Baby) / Ain't No Way 105 1
423 Nancy Sinatra You Only Live Twice 105 1
424 John Lennon Mother 105 2
425 New Colony Six Love You So Much 105 2
426 Elton John Bennie and the Jets 104 2
427 Soul Survivors Expressway to Your Heart 104 2
428 Billy Swan I Can Help 104 3
429 Fleetwood Mac The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown) 103 2
430 Ohio Express Yummy, Yummy, Yummy 103 2
431 Wilson Pickett 99 and a Half Won't Do 103 2
432 Doors Touch Me 103 3
433 Animals Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood 102 2
434 David Bowie Jean Genie 102 2
435 Grass Roots Midnight Confessions 101 2
436 T Rex Telegram Sam 101 2
437 Barbarians Moulty 100 1
438 Mountain Mississippi Queen 100 1
439 Paul Simon American Tune 100 1
440 Shadows of Knight Gloria 100 1
441 Silver Apples Oscillations / Misty Mountain 100 1
442 Aretha Franklin I Say a Little Prayer 100 2
443 Litter Action Woman 100 2
444 James Brown It's a Man's Man's Man's Man's World 99 2
445 Electric Light Orchestra Can't Get it Out of My Head 99 4
446 Allman Brothers Melissa 98 2
447 Every Mother's Son Come on Down to My Boat 98 2
448 Glen Campbell By the Time I Get to Phoenix 98 3
449 John Lennon Whatever Gets You Thru the Night 98 3
450 Amboy Dukes Journey to the Center of the Mind 97 1
451 Black Ivory Wishful Thinking 97 1
452 Gladys Knight & the Pips If I Was Your Woman 97 1
453 Jim Croce Bad Bad Leroy Brown 97 1
454 Millenium To Claudia on Thursday / There is Nothing More to Say 97 1
455 Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird 97 2
456 Marvin Gaye Mercy, Mercy Me (The Ecology) 97 3
457 Byrds So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star? 96 1
458 Emerson Lake & Palmer Lucky Man 96 1
459 Paul Revere & the Raiders Let Me 96 1
460 Herb Alpert This Guy's in Love With You 96 2
461 Marvelettes The Hunter Gets Captured By the Game 96 2
462 Crosby, Stills & Nash Ohio 96 3
463 Bob Dylan It Ain't Me Babe 95 1
464 Brenton Wood Gimme Little Sign 95 1
465 Sir Douglas Quintet Mendocino 95 1
466 Al Green I'm Still in Love With You 95 2
467 Isaac Hayes Theme from "Shaft" 95 3
468 Steppenwolf Magic Carpet Ride 95 3
469 Fleetwood Mac Oh Well (Parts 1 & 2) 95 4
470 Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes If You Don't Know Me By Now 95 4
471 Bob Dylan Knockin' on Heaven's Door 94 1
472 Contours Just a Little Misunderstanding 94 1
473 Lynsey de Paul Ooh I Do 94 2
474 Shocking Blue Venus 94 2
475 Stylistics People Make the World Go Round 94 2
476 Yardbirds You're a Better Man Than I 94 2
477 Bobbie Gentry Ode to Billie Joe 93 1
478 Pink Floyd Arnold Layne / Candy & a Currant Bun 93 1
479 Tremoloes Here Comes My Baby 93 1
480 MC5 Kick Out the Jams 93 2
481 Harry Chapin Cat's in the Cradle 93 3
482 Four Tops Standing in the Shadows of Love 92 1
483 Lee "Scratch" Perry & the Upsetters Bucky Skank 92 1
484 Pink Floyd Point Me at the Sky / Careful With That Axe Eugene 92 1
485 Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs How Do You Catch a Girl / The Love You Left Behind 92 1
486 Three Degrees When Will I See You Again? 92 1
487 Meters Cissy Strut 92 2
488 Toots & the Maytalls 54 - 46 (Was My Number) 92 2
489 Stevie Wonder You are the Sunshine of My Life 91 1
490 O'Jays For the Love of Money 91 3
491 Bill Withers Use Me 90 1
492 Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention How Could I Be Such a Fool? / It Can't Happen Here 90 1
493 Howard Tate Ain't Nobody Home 90 1
494 Kinks Celluloid Heroes 90 1
495 Patti Smith Piss Factory / Hey Joe 90 1
496 Paul Simon Duncan 90 1
497 Residents Fire / Lightning / Explosion / Aircraft Damage 90 1
498 Van Morrison Come Running / Crazy Love 90 1
499 Who Behind Blue Eyes 90 1
500 Moody Blues Go Now 90 2
501 Rod Stewart You Wear it Well 90 2
502 Small Faces All or Nothing / Understanding 90 2
503 Tommy James & the Shondells Hanky Panky 90 2
504 Zombies Care of Cell 44 / Maybe After He's Gone 90 2
505 Bill Brandon Rainbow Road 89 1
506 Bob Dylan I Threw it All Away 89 1
507 Bob Marley & the Wailers Small Axe 89 1
508 James Carr The Dark End of the Street 89 1
509 Beach Boys California Girls 89 2
510 Beatles Let it Be / You Know My Name (Look Up the Number) 89 2
511 Cream Crossroads 88 1
512 Jerry Lee Lewis She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye 88 1
513 Shangri-Las Out in the Streets 88 1
514 Cream I Feel Free / N.S.U. 88 2
515 Koko Taylor Wang Dang Doodle 88 2
516 Animals Don't Bring Me Down 87 1
517 Bob Seger System Ramblin' Gamblin' Man 87 1
518 Elton John Candle in the Wind 87 1
519 Four Tops The Same Old Song 87 1
520 Funkadelic Cosmic Slp 87 1
521 Love Stephanie Knows Who / Orange Skies 87 1
522 Moody Blues Ride My See-Saw 87 1
523 Animals It's My Life 87 2
524 Jimi Hendrix Crosstown Traffic 87 2
525 Beatles Get Back / Don't Let Me Down 87 3
526 Sweet Ballroom Blitz 87 4
527 Choir It's Cold Outside 86 1
528 Kinks Shangri-La 86 1
529 Slim Harpo Baby Scratch My Back 86 1
530 Young-Holt Unlimited Soulful Strut 86 1
531 Bob Marley & the Wailers No Woman, No Cry 86 2
532 Doors Hello I Love You 85 1
533 Grass Roots Temptation Eyes 85 1
534 Grateful Dead Uncle John's Band 85 1
535 Lynsey de Paul Getting a Drag 85 1
536 Paul Revere & the Raiders Mr. Sun Mr. Moon 85 1
537 Simon & Garfunkel I Am a Rock 85 1
538 Small Faces Here Comes the Nice 85 1
539 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles More Love 85 1
540 Grass Roots Let's Live for Today 85 2
541 Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes The Love I Lost (Part One) 85 2
542 Cuby & the Blizzards Your Body Not Your Soul 84 1
543 Jimmy Cliff You Can Get it If You Really Want 84 1
544 Junior Wells Up in Yeah 84 1
545 Kinks Big Black Smoke 84 1
546 Monkees Daily Nightly 84 1
547 Percy Sledge It Tears Me Up 84 1
548 Barbara Streisand Stoney End 84 2
549 Herbie Hancock Chameleon 84 2
550 Vogues Five O'Clock World 84 2
551 Wilson Pickett Mustang Sally 84 2
552 Byrds Turn Turn Turn (To Everything There is a Season) 83 1
553 Conway Twitty You've Never Been This Far Before 83 1
554 Dusty Springfield Goin' Back 83 1
555 Herman's Hermits There's a Kind of Hush 83 1
556 Led Zeppelin D'Yer Maker 83 1
557 Lou Christie Rhapsody in the Rain 83 1
558 Mamas and the Papas 12:30 83 1
559 Residents Santa Dog 83 1
560 Four Seasons Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me) 83 2
561 Merry Go Round Live 83 2
562 Stories Brother Louie 83 2
563 Carl Douglas Kung Fu Fighting 83 3
564 Animals Sky Pilot 82 1
565 Four Tops Ain't No Woman (Like the One I Got) 82 1
566 Joe Cocker With a Little Help from My Friends 82 1
567 Kraftwerk Autobahn 82 1
568 Move Do Ya 82 1
569 Bruce Springsteen 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy) 82 2
570 Pink Floyd Money 82 2
571 Jimmy Cliff Vietnam 81 1
572 American Breed Bend Me, Shape Me 81 2
573 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles I Second That Emotion 81 4
574 Otis Redding That's How Strong My Love Is 80 1
575 Chicago 25 or 6 to 4 80 2
576 Merle Haggard Mama Tried 80 2
577 Mungo Jerry In the Summertime 80 2
578 Otis Redding I've Been Loving You Too Long 80 3
579 Booker T. and the MGs Hang 'em High 79 1
580 Cowsills The Rain, the Park and Other Thigns 79 1
581 Janis Joplin Piece of My Heart 79 1
582 Love Affair Everlasting Love 79 1
583 Monkees Valleri / Tapioca Tundra 79 1
584 Roxy Music The Thrill of it All 79 1
585 Turtles You Showed Me 79 1
586 Elton John Daniel 79 2
587 Beach Boys I Can Hear Music 78 1
588 Bobbie Gentry Fancy 78 1
589 Music Explosion A Little Bit of Soul 78 1
590 Syndicate of Sound Little Girl 78 1
591 Yardbirds Happenings Ten Years Ago 78 1
592 Jean Knight Mr. Big Stuff 78 2
593 Temptations Get Ready 78 2
594 Buckinghams Kind of a Drag 77 1
595 Detroit Emeralds Baby Let Me Take You (In My Arms) 77 1
596 Ides of March Vehicle 77 1
597 Partridge Family I Think I Love You 77 1
598 Darrell Banks Open the Doors to Your Heart 77 2
599 Delfonics La-La (Means I Love You) 77 2
600 James Brown I Got You (I Feel Good) 77 2
601 Tammy Wynette Stand By Your Man 77 2
602 Yardbirds For Your Love 77 2
603 Cher Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves 77 3
604 Diana Ross Ain't No Mountain High Enough 76 1
605 Dobie Gray Drift Away 76 1
606 Donovan Wear Your Love Like Heaven 76 1
607 Jackson C. Frank Blues Run the Game 76 1
608 Shadows of Knight Someone Like Me 76 1
609 Elton John Tiny Dancer 76 3
610 Paul McCartney Band on the Run 76 3
611 Beginning of the End Funky Nassau 75 1
612 Buffalo Springfield Rock and Roll Woman 75 1
613 Dr John Such a Night 75 1
614 Kinks Autumn Almanac 75 1
615 Monkees Randy Scouse Git 75 1
616 James Gang Walk Away 75 2
617 Otis Redding Respect / Ole Man Trouble 75 2
618 Rolling Stones Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? 75 2
619 Alice Cooper I'm Eighteen 74 1
620 Hollies Jennifer Eccles 74 1
621 Joe Tex The Love You Save May Be Your Own 74 1
622 Monks Love Can Tame the Wild 74 1
623 Stevie Wonder He's Misstra Know-it-All 74 1
624 Roberta Flack The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 74 3
625 Beatles Eight Days a Week / I Don't Want to Spoil the Party 73 1
626 Clarence Carter Slip Away 73 1
627 Elvis Presley Kentucky Dream 73 1
628 Osmonds One Bad Apple 73 1
629 Procol Harum Conquistador 73 1
630 Todd Rundgren We Gotta Get You a Woman 73 1
631 Tommy James & the Shondells Mony Mony 73 1
632 Tyrone Davis Can I Change My Mind 73 1
633 Bonzo Dog Band Urban Spaceman 72 1
634 Chuck Berry My Ding-a-Ling 72 1
635 Herman's Hermits Listen People 72 1
636 Johnny Cash Man in Black 72 1
637 Rolling Stones Under My Thumb 72 1
638 Sandy Denny Who Knows Where the Time Goes 72 1
639 Trade Winds New York's a Lonely Town 72 2
640 Johnny Cash Big River 71 1
641 Remains Don't Look Back 71 1
642 Small Faces Afterglow (of Your Love) 71 1
643 John Lennon Cold Turkey 71 2
644 Stevie Wonder My Cherie Amour 71 2
645 Who Pinball Wizard 71 2
646 Beach Boys Sail on, Sailor 70 1
647 Dramatics Whatcha See is Whatcha Get 70 1
648 Paul Revere & the Raiders Just Like Me 70 1
649 Spiral Starecase More Today Than Yesterday 70 1
650 Aretha Franklin Think 70 2
651 Badfinger Come and Get It 70 2
652 Bobby Womack Woman's Gotta Have It 69 1
653 Cannibal & the Headhunters Land of 1000 Dances 69 1
654 Elton John Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me 69 1
655 Hot Butter Popcorn 69 1
656 Lou Reed Vicious / Goodnight Ladies 69 1
657 Nite-Liters K-Jee 69 1
658 Neil Diamond Cherry Cherry 69 2
659 Aaron Neville Tell it Like It Is 69 3
660 Dave & Ansell Collins Double Barrell 69 3
661 Elvis Presley Promised Land 68 1
662 Johnny Cash 25 Minutes to Go 68 1
663 Napoleon XIV They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha 68 1
664 Wilson Pickett 634-5789 (Soulsville USA) 68 1
665 Arlo Guthrie City of New Orleans 68 2
666 Al Green You Ought to Be With Me 67 1
667 Aretha Franklin (You Make Me Feel Like a) Natural Woman 67 1
668 Donna Lynn I'd Much Rather Be With the Girls 67 1
669 Hot Legs Neanderthal Man 67 1
670 Supremes You Can't Hurry Love 67 1
671 Sutherland Brothers & Quiver (I Don't Want to Love You But) You Got Me Anyway 67 1
672 Terry Jacks Seasons in the Sun 67 1
673 Tommy James Draggin' the Line 67 1
674 Bruce Springsteen Spirit in the Night 66 1
675 D. Logan Forster Mystery Ship 66 1
676 Vicki Lawrence The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia 66 1
677 Edwin Hawkin Singers Oh Happy Day 66 2
678 Kinks Dedicated Follower of Fashion 66 2
679 Procol Harum A Whiter Shade of Pale 66 2
680 Bob Seger & the Last Heard Heavy Music 65 1
681 Cat Stevens Moonshadow 65 1
682 Donovan Mellow Yellow 65 1
683 Gentrys Keep on Dancin' 65 1
684 Ken Boothe Crying Over You 65 1
685 Sam and Dave When Something is Wrong With My Baby 65 1
686 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles The Love I Saw in You Was Just a Mirage 65 1
687 Show Stoppers Ain't Nothin' But a House Party / What Can a Man Do 65 2
688 Traffic Paper Sun 65 2
689 Al Green Call Me (Come Back Home) 64 1
690 Animals Bring it On Home to Me 64 1
691 Beach Boys Add Some Music to Your Day 64 1
692 Bob Kukan & the In-Men The Cheater 64 1
693 Five Americans I See the Light 64 1
694 Ray Stevens The Streak 64 1
695 1910 Fruitgum Co. Indian Giver 63 1
696 Byrds Goin' Back 63 1
697 Linda Ronstadt You're No Good 63 1
698 Paul Kelly The Day After Forever 63 1
699 Who Summertime Blues (Live) 63 1
700 America Ventura Highway 63 2
701 Gary Lewis & the Playboys Everybody Loves a Clown 63 2
702 R. Dean Taylor There's a Ghost in My House 63 2
703 Temptations I Can't Get Next to You 63 2
704 Doors Strange Days 62 1
705 Lynsey de Paul Sugar Me 62 1
706 Silver Apples You & I / I Have Known Love 62 1
707 Statler Brothers Flowers on the Wall 62 1
708 T Rex Children of the Revolution 62 1
709 Upsetters Return of Django 62 1
710 Simon & Garfunkel Homeward Bound 62 2
711 Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band Express Yourself 62 4
712 Blues Magoos We Ain't Got Nothin' Yet 61 1
713 Chakachas Jungle Fever 61 1
714 Jackie DeShannon I Remember the Boy 61 1
715 Jackson Five Doctor My Eyes 61 1
716 Status Quo Pictures of Matchstick Men 61 1
717 Neil Diamond Sweet Caroline 61 2
718 Bobby Womack Lookin' for a Love 60 1
719 Boyce and Hart I Wonder What She's Doing Tonight 60 1
720 Buoys Timothy 60 1
721 Cream Spoonful (Parts 1 & 2) 60 1
722 Friends of Distinction Going in Circles 60 1
723 Funkadelic Can You Get to That 60 1
724 Paul Butterfield Blues Band Come On In 60 1
725 Byrds My Back Pages 60 2
726 Tyrone Davis Turn Back the Hands of Time 60 2
727 B.B. King The Thrill is Gone 59 1
728 Hollies Look Through Any Window 59 1
729 Partridge Family I Woke Up in Love This Morning 59 1
730 Paul Revere & the Raiders Hungry 59 1
731 Hollies I Can't Let Go 58 1
732 Creedence Clearwater Revival Sweet Hitchhiker 58 2
733 Yardbirds Over Under Sideways Down / Jeff's Boogie 58 2
734 Lynyrd Skynyrd Sweet Home Alabama 58 3
735 Music Machine Talk Talk 58 3
736 Tony Joe White Polk Sand Annie 58 3
737 Al Wilson The Snake 57 1
738 Crabby Appleton Go Back 57 1
739 James Brown Mother Popcorn 57 1
740 Kinks Apeman 57 1
741 Melanie Brand New Key 57 1
742 Neu Super / Neuschnee 57 1
743 Paul Simon Mother and Child Reunion 57 1
744 Percy Sledge Spooky 57 1
745 People I Love You 57 1
746 Righteous Brothers Just Once in My Life 57 1
747 Van Morrison Into the Mystic 57 1
748 Bob Marley & the Wailers Stir It Up 56 1
749 Jaggerz The Rapper 56 1
750 Joe Cocker Delta Lady 56 1
751 Grateful Dead Truckin' / Ripple 55 1
752 Simon & Garfunkel At the Zoo / The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy) 55 1
753 Supremes Nathan Jones 55 1
754 Doobie Brothers Long Train Running 55 2
755 Jackson Five The Love You Save 55 2
756 Al Green Look What You Done for Me 54 1
757 Bobby Fuller Four Let Her Dance 54 1
758 Dr John Right Place Wrong Time 54 1
759 Dusty Springfield Magic Woman 54 1
760 Guess Who Shakin' All Over 54 1
761 Isley Brothers It's Your Thing 54 1
762 Leonard Cohen Joan of Arc / Diamonds 54 1
763 Tom Jones What's New Pussycat 54 1
764 Aretha Franklin The House That Jack Built 53 1
765 Creedence Clearwater Revival I Heard it Through the Grapevine 53 1
766 Johnny Rivers Secret Agent Man 53 1
767 Rolling Stones Mother's Little Helper 53 1
768 Zombies Gotta Get a Hold of Myself 53 1
769 Fortunes You've Got Your Troubles 52 1
770 Joe Tex Skinny Legs and All 52 1
771 Roberta Flack Killing Me Softly with His Song 52 1
772 Sparks Acho 52 1
773 Spinners & Dionne Warwick Then Came You 52 1
774 Who Magic Bus 52 1
775 Supertramp Dreamer 52 2
776 Bill Withers Kissing My Love 51 1
777 Johnny Cash Daddy Sang Bass 51 1
778 Small Faces Lazy Sunday 51 1
779 Alive and Kickin' Tighter and Tighter 51 2
780 Buddy Miles Them Changes 51 2
781 Janis Joplin Cry Baby 51 2
782 Band The Shape I'm In 50 1
783 Fairport Convention Percy's Song 50 1
784 Grand Funk Railroad We're an American Band 50 1
785 Monkees A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You / The Girl I Knew Somewhere 50 1
786 War All Day Music 50 1
787 William Bell I Forgot to Be Your Lover 50 1
788 Wilson Pickett Funky Broadway 50 1
789 Johnny Rivers Poor Side of Town 50 2
790 Velvet Underground Who Loves the Sun? / Oh Sweet Nuthin' 50 3
791 Michael Jackson Ben 49 1
792 Tom Jones It's Not Unusual 49 1
793 Charlie Daniels Uneasy Rider 48 1
794 Commodores Machine Gun 48 1
795 David Bowie Rock n Roll Suicide / Quicksand 48 1
796 Dobie Gray The "In" Crowd 48 1
797 Evie Sands Any Way That You Want It 48 1
798 Hugh Masekela Grazing in the Grass 48 1
799 Humble Pie 30 Days in the Hole 48 1
800 Linda Lyndell What a Man 48 1
801 Hollies The Air That I Breathe 48 2
802 Dusty Springfield The Look of Love 48 3
803 Doors Roadhouse Blues 47 1
804 First Class Beach Baby 47 1
805 Jerry Reed Amos Moses 47 1
806 Love Little Red Book 47 1
807 Procol Harum A Salty Dog 47 1
808 Steve Miller Band My Dark Hour / Songs for Our Ancestors 47 1
809 Bobby Womack That's the Way I Feel About Cha 47 2
810 Billy Preston Will it Go Round in Circles 46 1
811 Nazareth Love Hurts 46 1
812 Stevie Wonder I Don't Know Why 46 1
813 Velvet Underground All Tomorrow's Parties 46 1
814 Lou Christie Lightning Strikes 45 1
815 Outsiders Help Me Girl 45 1
816 Aretha Franklin Natural Woman 45 2
817 Deep Purple Smoke on the Water 45 2
818 Edward Bear Last Song 44 1
819 Four Tops 7 - Rooms of Gloom 44 1
820 Honey Cone One Monkey Don't Stop No Show (Part One) 44 1
821 Lynn Anderson Rose Garden 44 2
822 Paul McCartney Another Day 44 2
823 Elton John Rocket Man 43 1
824 Godspell Day By Day 43 1
825 Janis Ian At Seventeen 43 1
826 Santana Black Magic Woman 43 1
827 Joe Cocker Feelin' Alright 42 1
828 John Denver Annie's Song 42 1
829 John Lennon Jealous Guy 42 1
830 Lovin' Spoonful Darlin' Be Home Soon 42 1
831 Nico These Days 42 1
832 Nina Simone To Be Young, Gifted & Black 42 1
833 Young Rascals A Beautiful Mornin' 42 1
834 Charlie Rich The Most Beautiful Girl 41 1
835 Hollies Carrie-Ann 41 1
836 Jackie Mittoo & the Soul Vendors Ram Jam 41 1
837 Moby Grape 8:05 41 1
838 Stylistics You Make Me Feel Brand New 41 1
839 Velvet Underground I'm Waiting for the Man / There She Goes Agin 41 1
840 Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell Ain't Nothin' Like the Real Thing 41 2
841 Bubble Puppy Hot Smoke & Sassafrass 40 1
842 Pretty Things Defecting Grey 40 1
843 T Rex Hot Love 40 1
844 Ringo Starr Photograph 40 2
845 Donovan Catch the Wind 39 1
846 Dyke & the Blazers We Got More Soul 39 1
847 Rockin' Berries The Water is Over My Head 39 1
848 Simon & Garfunkel Hazy Shade of Winter 39 1
849 Bar-Kays Soul Finger 39 2
850 Roger Miller King of the Road 39 3
851 Buckinghams Hey Baby (They're Playing Our Song) 38 1
852 Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention Trouble Every Day / Who are the Brain Police? 38 1
853 Hollies Stop Stop Stop 38 1
854 James Carr You Got My Mind Messed Up 38 1
855 Rolling Stones Angie 38 2
856 Electric Prunes Get Me To the World on Time 37 1
857 Joe Cuba El Pito (I'll Never Go Back to Georgia) 37 1
858 Marlena Shaw Woman of the Ghetto 37 1
859 Move Blackberry Way 37 1
860 Box Tops Cry Like a Baby 36 1
861 Move I Can Hear the Grass Grow 36 1
862 Sugarloaf Green-Eyed Lady 36 1
863 Supremes I Hear a Symphony 36 1
864 Cliff Nobles & Co. The Horse 36 2
865 Supremes Love Child 36 2
866 Brenda Holloway You Can Cry on My Shoulder 35 1
867 Flamin' Groovies Slow Death 35 1
868 Glen Campbell Gentle on My Mind 35 1
869 Rolling Stones The Last Time / Playing With Fire 35 1
870 Hugh Montonegro The Good, The Bad & the Ugly 34 1
871 J. Geils Band Give it to Me 34 1
872 Sly & the Family Stone Runnin' Away 34 1
873 Solomon Burke Got to Get You Off My Mind 34 1
874 Winstons Color Him Father 34 1
875 Association No Fair At All 33 1
876 Delaney & Bonnie & Friends w/ Eric Clapton Comin' Home 33 1
877 Fleetwood Mac Man of the World 33 1
878 J.J. Jackson But It's Alright 33 1
879 Lynn Williams Don't Be Surprised 33 1
880 Temptations Ball of Confusion (That's What the World is Today) 33 1
881 Young Rascals I've Been Lonely Too Long 33 1
882 Joni Mitchell California 33 2
883 Edwin Starr 25 Miles 32 1
884 Isaac Hayes By the Time I Get to Phoenix 32 1
885 Sonny and Cher What Now My Love? 32 1
886 Traffic Glad 32 1
887 Gary Glitter Rock and Roll Part 2 32 2
888 Albert King Laundromat Blues 31 1
889 Betty Wright Clean-Up Woman 31 1
890 Donovan Atlantis 31 1
891 Mamas and the Papas Monday Monday 31 1
892 T Rex Ride a White Swan 31 1
893 Traffic The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys 31 1
894 Van McCoy The Hustle 31 1
895 Jackson Five I'll Be There 31 2
896 Blue Cheer Summertime Blues 30 1
897 First Choice Armed and Extremely Dangerous 30 1
898 King Floyd Groove Me 30 1
899 Lemon Pipers Green Tambourine 30 1
900 Max Frost & the Tropers The Shape of Things to Come 30 1
901 Troggs I Can't Control Myself 30 1
902 Turtles You Baby 30 1
903 Tower of Power So Very Hard to Go 30 2
904 Elton John Pinball Wizard 29 1
905 George Baker Selection Little Green Bag 29 1
906 Robert Plant Don't Look Back 29 1
907 Sam Hawkins Hold on Baby 29 1
908 Tremoloes Even the Bad Times are Good 29 1
909 Brook Benton Rainy Night in Georgia 29 2
910 Bryan Ferry A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall 28 1
911 Dave Clark Five Try Too Hard 28 1
912 Jerry Reed Guitar Man 28 1
913 Joni Mitchell Chelsea Monday 28 1
914 Stevie Wonder For Once in My Life 28 1
915 United States of America The Garden of Earthly Delights / Love Song for the Dead Che 28 1
916 Alice Clark You Hit Me (Right Where It Hurt) 27 1
917 Bob Marley & the Wailers Trechtown Rock 27 1
918 Brooklyn Bridge Worst That Could Happen 27 1
919 Clefs of Lavender Hill Stop Get a Ticket 27 1
920 KISS Rock n Roll All Night 27 1
921 Otis Redding I've Got Dreams to Remember 27 1
922 Stylistics Betcha By Golly Wow 27 1
923 Temptations I Wish It Would Rain Down 27 1
924 Van Morrison Domino 27 2
925 Elton John Crocodile Rock 26 1
926 Guess Who Star Baby 26 1
927 Kinks Everybody's Gonna Be Happy 26 1
928 Mandrill Fencewalk 26 1
929 Four Tops Walk Away Renee 25 1
930 General Crook What Time It Is 25 1
931 Hollies Dear Eloise 25 1
932 McCoys Hang on Sloopy 25 1
933 Paul Simon Loves Me Like a Rock 25 1
934 Waylon Jennings This Time 25 1
935 Barry White You're the First, My Last, My Everything 24 1
936 Classics IV Traces 24 1
937 Crosby, Stills & Nash Teach Your Children 24 1
938 Faces Ooh La La 24 1
939 Gene Pitney Something's Got a Hold of My Heart 24 1
940 Grass Roots Sooner or Later 24 1
941 Hombres Let it Out (Let it All Hang Out) 24 1
942 Kinks Starstruck / Picture Book 24 1
943 Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels Devil With a Blue Dress / Good Golly Miss Molly 24 1
944 Neil Young Only Love Can Break Your Heart 24 1
945 Rufus You Got the Love 24 1
946 Temptations Cloud Nine 24 1
947 Simon & Garfunkel Scarborough Fair / Canticle 24 2
948 Beatles Nowhere Man 23 1
949 Blues Project No Time Like the Right Time 23 1
950 Charlie Rich Life's Little Ups and Downs 23 1
951 David Bowie Panic in Detroit 23 1
952 Doors Break on Through 23 1
953 Sandie Shaw (There's) Always Something There to Remind Me 23 1
954 Stylistics I'm Stone in Love With You 23 1
955 Badfinger Day After Day 22 1
956 Barbara Lewis Baby I'm Yours 22 1
957 Bill Deal & the Rhondels May I 22 1
958 Cymande The Message 22 1
959 Daddy Cool Eagle Rock 22 1
960 Guess Who Laughing / Undun 22 1
961 John Prine Hello in There 22 1
962 Raspe Tonight 22 1
963 Stevie Wonder Nothing's Too Good for My Baby 22 1
964 Who Anwyay, Anyhow, Anywhere 22 1
965 Cream Strange Brew / Tale of Brave Ulysses 21 1
966 Don Covay 40 Days - 40 Nights 21 1
967 Love Unlimited Orchestra Walking in the Rain With the One I Love 21 1
968 Maria Muldaur Midnight at the Oasis 21 1
969 Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell Your Precious Love 21 1
970 Rolling Stones It's Only Rock & Roll 21 1
971 Sam and Dave You Don't Know Like I Know 21 1
972 John Lennon #9 Dream 21 2
973 Slade Cum on Feel the Noize 21 2
974 BJ Thomas Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head 20 1
975 Desmond Dekker 007 (Shanty Town) 20 1
976 Detroit Emeralds Feel the Need in Me 20 1
977 Elvis Presley Burnin' Love 20 1
978 Fifth Dimension One Less Bell to Answer 20 1
979 Impressions Choice of Colors 20 1
980 Jeanie C. Riley Harper Valley PTA 20 1
981 Lorraine Harrison Stay With Me 20 1
982 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles Baby Baby Don't Cry 20 1
983 Sonny and Cher The Beat Goes On 20 1
984 Billy Paul Me and Mrs. Jones 20 2
985 Elton John Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting 20 2
986 Donovan Epistle to Dippy 19 1
987 Eddie Holman Hey There Lonely Girl 19 1
988 Lulu Oh Me Oh My (I'm a Fool for You Baby) 19 1
989 Manfred Mann The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo) 19 1
990 Merle Haggard Okie from Muskogee 19 1
991 Milton Nascimento & Lo Borges Cais 19 1
992 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles Goin' to a Go-Go 19 1
993 Bobbi Martin For the Love of Him 18 1
994 Eddie Floyd I Never Found a Girl 18 1
995 R.B. Greaves Take a Letter Maria 18 1
996 Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs Wooly Bully 18 1
997 Troggs Love is All Around 18 1
998 John Lennon Give Peace a Chance 18 2
999 Aretha Franklin Baby I Love You 17 1
1000 Buckinghams Susan 17 1
Eddie and Ernie The Sky is Crying / Standing at the Crossroads 17 1
Frank and Nancy Sinatra Somethin' Stupid 17 1
Lulu To Sir With Love 17 1
Neil Young When You Dance You Can Really Love 17 1
Pointer Sisters Yes We Can Can 17 1
Shorty Long Function at the Junction 17 1
Sparks Wonder Girl 17 1
Vanity Fare Hitchin' a Ride 17 1
Eddie Kendricks Keep on Truckin' 16 1
Jamo Thomas I Spy (For the FBI) 16 1
Spirit Nature's Way 16 1
Zakary Thaks Bad Girl 16 1
Cannonball Adderley Quartet Mercy, Mercy, Mercy 15 1
Classics IV Stormy 15 1
Eddie Floyd Big Bird 15 1
King Floyd Baby Let Me Kiss You 15 1
Erma Franklin Piece of My Heart 14 1
King Curtis Memphis Soul Stew 14 1
Mamas and the Papas Soul Finger 14 1
Slickers Johnny Too Bad 14 1
Rascals Good Lovin' 14 2
Clarence Carter Patches 13 1
Five Stairsteps World of Fantasy 13 1
John Lennon Power to the People 13 1
Jonathan King Everyone's Gone to the Moon 13 1
Nancy Sinatra So Long Babe 13 1
Neil Diamond Solitary Man 13 1
Sweet Blockbuster 13 1
Booker T. and the MGs Groovin' 12 1
David Bowie John, I'm Only Dancing 12 1
Impressions This is My Country 12 1
Johnnie Taylor Doing My Own Thing 12 1
Little Anthony & the Imperials Hurt So Bad 12 1
Mott the Hoople The Golden Age of Rock and Roll 12 1
Simon & Garfunkel Fakin' It 12 1
Blood, Sweat & Tears Spinning Wheel 11 1
Hues Coproration Rock the Boat 11 1
Kinks See My Friends 11 1
Manfred Mann Pretty Flamingo 11 1
Santana Evil Ways 11 1
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles I Don't Blame You at All 11 1
Spinners Mighty Love 11 1
Timmy Thomas Why Can't We Live Together 11 1
We All Together Symbolic Queen 11 1
Aton Ellis Cry Tough 10 1
Bread The Guitar Man 10 1
Chi-Lites The Coldest Days of My Life (Part 1) 10 1
Fascinations Girls Are Out to Get You 10 1
Joni Mitchell You Turn Me On (I'm a Radio) 10 1
Rugbys You, I 10 1
Stevie Wonder We Can Work It Out 10 1
Incredible Bongo Band Apache 10 2
Aretha Franklin The Weight 9 1
Bob Dylan One of Us Must Know / Queen Jane Approximately 9 1
Davie Allen & the Arrows Blue's Theme 9 1
Dionne Warwick I'll Never Fall in Love Again 9 1
Elton John Levon / Goodbye 9 1
Mott the Hoople Honaloochie Boogie 9 1
Castaways Liar, Liar 8 1
Donovan Colours 8 1
Jackson Five Maybe Tomorrow 8 1
John Kongos He's Gonna Step on You Again 8 1
Johnny Cash Jackson 8 1
Otis Redding & Carla Thomas Tramp 8 1
Supremes Someday We'll Be Together 8 1
Carpenters (They Long to Be) Close to You 7 1
Chris Farlowe Out of Time 7 1
Fifth Dimension Stoned Soul Picnic 7 1
Free All Right Now 7 1
Honey Cone While You're Out Looking for Sugar 7 1
Spinners It's a Shame 7 1
Traffic Feelin' Alright 7 1
Waylon Jennings Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line 7 1
America Tin Man 7 2
Daddy Maxfield Rave 'n' Rock 6 1
Four Seasons Beggin' 6 1
Honey Cone Want Ads 6 1
Staple Singers Respect Yourself 6 1
Elvis Presley If I Can Dream 5 1
Fifth Dimension Wedding Bell Blues 5 1
Friend and Lover Reach Out of the Darkness 5 1
Irma Thomas She'll Never Be Your Wife / You're the Dog (But I Do All the Barking Myself) 5 1
Joni Mitchell Carey 5 1
Mable John Your Good Thing (Is About to End) 5 1
Al Green I Can't Get Next to You 4 1
Bachman-Turner Overdrive Takin' Care of Business 4 1
Dennis Coffey Scorpio 4 1
Jackson Browne Doctor My Eyes 4 1
Bachman-Turner Overdrive You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet 3 1
Dean Parrish Tell Her 3 1
Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes Satisfaction Guaranteed (Or Take Your Love Back) 3 1
Lou Christie Beyond the Blue Horizon 3 1
Neil Diamond You Got to Me 3 1
Archie Bell & the Drells Tighten Up 2 1
Byrds Chesnut Mare 2 1
Distant Cousins She Ain't Lovin' You 2 1
Millenium It's You 2 1
Roberta Flack Feel Like Makin' Love 2 1
Donovan There is a Mountain 1 1
Frigid Pink House of the Rising Sun 1 1
Gary Puckett & the Union Gap Young Girl 1 1
Holly St. James That's Not Love 1 1
Temptations Since I Lost My Baby 1 1
Toots & the Maytalls Bam Bam 1 1
Van Morrison Tupelo Honey 1 1
Vogues You're the One 1 1



QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Apr 6 2006, 01:28 AM) [snapback]57372[/snapback]

Hey, I know I said that I'd start with this yesterday, but I never got around to it, and today I realized that the reason was because my heart's really just not in this one. I was talking about it with Mitch in the Soulseek room after his fake-out yesterday and I realized how little I was looking forward to counting down a list where 95% of the albums are either ones that have been talked to death or that I've never even heard of before. So I'm sorry, but I just don't think I can go through with this one. Apologies to those of you who took the time to make lists.

The results are still tabbed, though, so I'll post the full results (with # of votes and points and everything) in a few minutes.


QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Apr 6 2006, 01:45 AM) [snapback]57382[/snapback]

nah, just kidding.



QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Apr 10 2006, 10:33 PM) [snapback]61480[/snapback]

Complete Stats:

Alexander Spence Oar 1 1
Bad Company Bad Company 1 1
Big Brother and the Holding Company Cheap Thrills 1 1
Brinsley Schwarz Nervous on the Road 1 1
Shaggs Philosophy of the World 1 1
Don Ellis Orchestra Electric Bath 2 1
Harry Nilsson Pussy Cats 2 1
Impressions This is My Country 2 1
Mountain Climbing 2 1
Neil Young Neil Young 2 1
Junior Walker & the All-Stars Roadrunner 3 1
Scott Walker 3 3 1
Bee Gees Bee Gees' 1st 4 1
Mamas & the Papas If You Can Believe Your Ears 4 1
Iron Butterfly In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida 5 1
Shuggie Otis Inspiration Information 6 5
America America 6 1
Parliament Up for the Down Stroke 6 1
David Bowie Diamond Dogs 7 1
Jerry Lee Lewis Live at the Star Club 7 1
Rush Rush 7 1
Stevie Wonder Down to Earth 7 1
Lou Reed Rock and Roll Animals 8 2
Johnny Cash America 8 1
Monkees Head 8 1
Tangerine Dream Atem 8 1
John Fahey The Yellow Princess 9 1
Leo Kottke My Feet are Smiling 9 1
Peter Brontzmann Octet Machine Gun 9 1
Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup 9 1
Tammy Wynette Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad 9 1
Wendy Carlos A Clockwork Orange OST 9 1
Miles Davis A Tribute to Jack Johnson 10 1
Spirit The Family That Plays Together 10 1
Temptations All Directions 10 1
Monkees Headquarters 11 1
Queen Queen 11 1
Roland Kirk The Inflated Tear 11 1
Joe Walsh Smoker You Drink the Player You Get 12 2
Klaus Schulze Irrlicht 12 1
Leon Russell Leon Russell & the Shelter People 12 1
Wizzard Wizzard Brew 12 1
Hollies Would You Believe 13 1
Tom Ze Grande Liquicado 13 1
Uriah Heep Demons and Wizards 13 1
Yardbirds Yardbirds 13 1
Aerosmith Get Your Wings 14 1
Cecil Taylor Unit Structures 14 1
Joe South Introspect 14 1
Monkees Monkees 14 1
Sly & the Family Stone Life 14 1
Blind Faith Blind Faith 15 1
Caetano Veloso Transa 15 1
Delfonics La La Means I Love You 15 1
Elvis Presley Elvis Country 15 1
Gong Angel's Egg 15 1
Love Love 15 1
Montrose Montrose 15 1
Firesign Theater Everything You Know is Wrong 16 1
Gal Costa Gal Costa 16 1
Blue Cheer OutsideInside 17 1
Fleetwood Mac Bare Trees 17 1
Mick Ronson Slaughter on Tenth Avenue 17 1
Rita Lee Build Up 17 1
African Music Machine Black Water Gold 18 1
Merle Haggard Mama Said 18 1
Aerosmith Aerosmith 19 1
Alan Price O Lucky Man 19 1
Leo Kottke 6 & 12 String Guitar 19 1
Merle Haggard Same Train, Different Time 19 1
Moody Blues To Our Childrens Childrens Children 19 1
Red Krayola God Bless the Red Krayola… 19 1
Smokey Robinson Going to a Go-Go 19 1
Donovan Sunshine Superman 20 1
John Lennon Walls and Bridges 20 1
Serge Gainsbourg Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin 20 1
International Submarine Band Safe at Home 21 1
Nina Simone Wild is the Wind 21 1
Simon & Garfunkel The Sounds of Silence 21 1
Sly & the Family Stone Dance to the Music 21 1
Rod Stewart Never a Dull Moment 22 2
Art Ensemble of Chicago Les Stances a Sophie 22 1
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention Overnight Sensation 22 1
Various Artists Zabriskie Point 22 1
Deep Purple Who Do We Think We Are? 23 1
Gene Parsons Kindling 24 1
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass Whipped Cream & Other Delights 24 1
Morgen Morgen 24 1
Joni Mitchell Ladies of the Canyon 25 1
Doors Waiting for the Sun 26 1
Larry Norman Bootleg 26 1
Mahavishnu Orchestra Inner Mounting Flame 26 1
Traffic Mr. Fantasy 26 1
Waylon Jennings Lonesome On'ry and Mean 26 1
Francoise Hardy La Question 27 1
Isley Brothers 3 + 3 28 2
Budgie Never Turn Your Back on a Friend 28 1
Buffalo Springfield Retrospective: Best of Buffalo Springfield 28 1
Traffic Welcome to the Canteen 28 1
Aretha Franklin Young, Gifted & Black 29 1
Curved Air Air Cut 29 1
Fleetwood Mac English Rose 29 1
Rolling Stones England's Newest Hitmakers: The Rolling Stones 29 1
Tim Buckley Happy Sad 29 1
Country Joe & the Fish Electric Music for the Mind and Body 30 1
Dave Mason Alone Together 30 1
Jerry Garcia Garcia 30 1
Love Da Capo 30 1
Sir Lord Baltimore Kingdom Come 30 1
T Rex T Rex 30 1
Van Morrison Blowin' Your Mind 30 1
Music Machine Turn on the Music Machine 31 1
Pharoahs Awakening 31 1
Yes Close to the Edge 31 1
James Gang Yer Album 32 1
Spirit Spirit 32 1
Credibility Gap A Great Gift Idea 33 1
Sir Douglas Quintet Mendocino 33 1
Thelonius Monk Solo Monk 33 1
Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown 34 1
Buffalo Springfield Last Time Around 34 1
Captain Beyond Captain Beyond 34 1
MC5 Back in the USA 34 1
Bob Dylan Planet Waves 35 1
Deep Purple Burnin' 35 1
Syd Barrett Barrett 36 2
Antonio Carlos Jobim Wave 36 1
C.A. Quintet Trip Thru Hell 36 1
Laura Nyro w/ Labelle Gonna Take a Miracle 36 1
Rolling Stones Out of Our Heads 36 1
Stackwaddy Stackwaddy 37 1
Buffalo Springfield Buffalo Springfield 38 1
Stackwaddy Bugger Off 38 1
Jethro Tull Stand Up 39 2
Move Shazam 39 2
Brian Auger and the Oblivion Express Closer To It 39 1
Fela Kuti Gentleman 39 1
John Lennon Mind Games 39 1
Lou Reed Lou Reed 39 1
Nico The Marble Index 39 1
Robin Trower Bridge of Sighs 39 1
Steppenwolf Steppenwolf 7 39 1
B.B. King Indianola Missippi Seeds 40 1
Duke Ellington The Far East Suite 40 1
Kevin Coyne Case History 40 1
Kinks The Great Lost Kinks Album 40 1
Amboy Dukes Journey to the Center of the Mind 41 1
Curtis Mayfield Curtis Live 41 1
Eagles The Eagles 41 1
James Carr A Man Needs a Woman 41 1
Sons of Champlin Welcome to the Dance 41 1
Cortijo and His Time Machine Cortijo and His Time Machine 42 1
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks Striking it Rich 42 1
Otis Redding Ultimate Otis Redding 42 1
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks Where's the Money 43 1
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire 43 1
Nancy Sinatra Boots 43 1
Irma Thomas Muscle Shoals Sessions 44 1
Little Feat Sailin' Shoes 44 1
Steve Miller Band Brave New World 44 1
Audience The House on the Hill 45 1
John Coltrane Interstellar Space 45 1
Tom Ze Tom Ze 45 1
Turtles Turtle Soup 45 1
Amon Duul II Phallus Dei 46 1
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention Lumpy Gravy 46 1
Sensational Alex Harvey Band Next 46 1
Ann Peebles I Can't Stand the Rain 47 1
Hawkwind Space Ritual 47 1
Pharoah Sanders Karma 47 1
Waylon Jennings Honky Tonk Heroes 47 1
Moby Grape Moby Grape 48 3
War The World is a Ghetto 48 2
Isaac Hayes Black Moses 48 1
Waylon Jennings The Ramblin' M
The Good Dr Bill
QUOTE(the gooch @ May 25 2006, 12:12 PM) [snapback]95457[/snapback]

QUOTE(deej @ May 25 2006, 12:33 AM) [snapback]95214[/snapback]
should i drop a note on my way out the door that says 'meet me for coffee?' followed by my phone # and first name?
that's ok. i mean, what have you got to lose? but you've gotta throw a compliment on there too

i had a terribly disappointing similar experience once. well, similar only in that it also occurred on a train, i guess...

i was living with my parents at the time after having graduated from college and was taking a trading class at the Merc while doing temp work/looking for a full-time job. i was on the way back from class one day on the train when this really cute girl sat next to me on the other side of the aisle. there were other people in the vicinity and i didn't feel comfortable starting a conversation across the aisle (well, actually i just didn't want to make HER uncomfortable). so i waited, hoping at each stop that some of the people around us would depart. eventually the train got fairly cleared out and she was still there!...

but she was asleep. now, my time here is limited before my stop, you understand. i can't exactly go over and jostle her awake, obviously. but, being winter, i had a pair of gloves on me, so i take one and throw it at her. it hits its target and she awakens. i'm looking out the window pretending like i didn't do it (trying to gauge her personality, if any), so naturally she looks up to the second level of the train to see if someone up there dropped it (luckily there are people up there or i wouldn't have been able to play dumb). she is unable to figure it out so closes her eyes again. i wait a short while and throw the other glove at her. same scenario plays out and she closes her eyes again...

so at this point my options are to wait a while before attempting to quietly retrieve my gloves and return to my seat and hope to get off at my stop before she opens her eyes again OR immediately retrieve my gloves in a less quiet manner before she drifts off again...

so i think i did something like the latter and got what must not have been a negative reaction, because we started talking. i went and sat right next to her, found out that she was starting a teaching career in the city after having graduated from stanford. i noted how impressed i was and such, she asked me what i was doing, i told her i was just taking a trading class right now. didn't mention that i was also a recent graduate nor allude to the fact that i am in her league in terms of brains. but anyway, i asked if i could buy her dinner. she hemmed and hawed, i playfully touched her knee with mine, saying "aw, come on." she replyed with "another time?" of course, i accepted and asked for her name and number which she provided me with just as the train was approaching

so i called her a day or two later and got the voicemail. well, she didn't give me a false number, so that's a good sign. i leave a message ("i'm the guy you met on the train, etc., etc.) and ask her to call me back. nothing that day, so i try again the next day. same thing. so the third day i just let her have it on the voice mail ("apparently they didn't teach you manners at stanford, blah blah blah") and that was that

so why do some girls just waste your fucking time like that and, worse, give you false hope? is it that hard to say you're not interested? what the fuck?
Undercooked Sausage
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ May 31 2006, 02:12 PM) [snapback]98849[/snapback]

QUOTE(Jigga @ May 31 2006, 10:10 AM) [snapback]98664[/snapback]

lots of bitches on here hgettin stepped to and robbed, who the fuck gonna rob me, catch a bullet in that ass. sorry, i though i was a rapper for a minute.

yes, in africa, i was assaulted by police, who to me are the real thiefs. my dad caught a beatdown by the cIA version i africa, ver nearly got killed, they came round our house and said they were taking him to a meeting somewher i dont know, dude came back 2 nights later fucked up. turned out he was close to being asasinated, but luckily someone recognised him and saved his ass. take this story with a pinch of salt at your mercy, my cousein got shot in the ass and his car was staolen, africa was aghetto, unlike over here, where the ghettos have food and santa and white liberals touring the ghetto like mother teresa., i had a hard life and am a real survivor.

In Pasadena I was handcuffed, thrown to the ground, had a shotgun pressed to my head and a man with a badge told me "Please move, I want to kill you." I've been beaten by 3 cars full of cops in Arcadia for running a stop sign on a bicycle. I've had a cop pull his gun on me 'cause I didn't throw my scooter on the ground when ordered to do so, he almost shot me and a bystander when he saw some jock jaywalking to the neighboring batting cages with a baseball bat in his hand. I had a cop point his gun at a perp through a group of a dozen of my friends & myself, luckily his partner tackled the guy before the asshole with the gun was tempted to shoot. I've been in 3 police instigated riots. I had a cop shoot my dog on my back porch 'cause the dog barked at him; all the other cops called him a pussy, an asshole & worse, 'til we called them into court when bringing charges against the shooter for unlawful destruction of an animal and suddenly every cop in town was a witness that the dog was dangerous & attacking the cop. I've had my house tossed for no reason. I've had friends beaten for no reason. I've been set up, harrassed, beaten, made an example of, had "Good Cop/Bad Cop" pulled on me, been spat upon, insulted, and/or ripped off by half the police forces of the Greater Los Angeles area.

For years I lived in a section of Hollywood that was so nasty that my friends from South Central were afraid to visit. In one apartment we had rats come in through holes in the walls & up through the plumbing, and actually had them run across our bed twice before we killed them all. I've lived 5 & 6 in a one bedroom apartment, and once spent over a year living in a walk-in closet. I've lived on Food Stamps, Welfare, "Workfare," and Minimum Wage temping; One time while I was working as a Temp Janitor in the Hollywood County Court I fed everyone in the apartment on leftover sandwiches & apples that the prisoners didn't want. In one place where we rented a room I paid part of the rent by chasing the crackheads out of the the back cottage every morning before the workmen who were rebuilding the inside arrived. I've had people OD in the bushes outside of places I've lived, once someone ODed in the hallway of the apartment building, and once a friend ODed in my livingroom (we actually restarted his heart by beating the crap out of him as he laid on the couch).

As for assassins, my friend Helen's Dad had 2 assassination attempts made on him in Ethiopia, and when her Cousin Philip was shot by Snoop Dogg's bodyguard several older members of her family thought it was directed at him by their family's enemies back home. My friend Aji is burned across about 40% of his body 'cause he was caught between Communist Rebels & anti-Communist fighters in the Phillipines. I used to hang out with a guy in LA who drove a tourist bus to bring people to tapings for TV shows; he had been a Doctor in Cota Rica and he was happy to be able to live on just a little bit of money if he could avoid being found by his enemies back home.

Just 'cause you've listened to some Gangsta Rap and seen a Ghetto once or twice from the window of a car don't make you a "real survivor."

boobs
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QUOTE(Tom @ May 31 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]98869[/snapback]
now tell us about the crimes you commited
But first! ...consider the statute of limitations.

Yep. But it's all 20 years ago & more.

And didn'd I do this two boards ago?

Buying, selling & setting off illegal fireworks (up to professional grade mortars), dealing drugs (pot, hash, opium, speed, coke, some pills), illegal gambling, some minor strong arm & protection stuff, arson, destruction of property (public & private), accomplice to pandering, weapons sales, buying & selling stolen dynamite, concealed weapons, modifying guns to shoot full auto, selling drugs, alcohol & porn to minors, transportation of various things of varing legality, selling counterfeit cigarettes, stripping cars, assault, assault with intent to commit bodily harm, assault with a weapon, assault on an officer, criminal anarchy, rioting, drinking in public, drunk in public, driving the wrong way on a one way street, driving on the sidewalk, speeding in a school zone (on a bicycle!), speeding more than 30 miles over the speed limit, shoplifting, petty theft, criminal conspiracy, tresspassing, fleeing the police, lying to an officer during an official investigation, interferece with an officer in the commission of his duties, bribery, public nudity, kidnapping, making terrorist threats, spitting on the sidewalk, fornication, public fornication, sodomy (oral sex with a member of the opposite sex) in half a dozen states where it is illegal, and keeping an animal without proper licenses. Probably more, I can't remember everything.

Pavement Ist Rad
I don't know about the rest of you people, but I thought this was pretty funny:

QUOTE(john the cool kid @ Jun 3 2006, 03:24 PM) [snapback]102056[/snapback]

one of my best friends is puerto rican. i was eating dinner with his family and they asked me what kind of salad dressing i wanted. i told them i liked thousand island. then i screamed "i'm not poor." they were all like blink.gif.
KENAN THOMPSON
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QUOTE(Ben @ Jun 3 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]101885[/snapback]

Side question: Is there anyone who doesn't like Al Green? Because that seems impossible.

you have to be one soulless bitter bastard to not like al green right? good immediate judge of someone.



QUOTE(Ben @ Jun 3 2006, 05:31 PM) [snapback]102094[/snapback]

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Yes, you.
Q: Does the president know the nominee's position on Al Green? Have there been any inquries in this direction?

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MR. McCLELLAN: The President doesn't have a litmus test. Some people want to impose a litmus test; the President does not believe there should be a litmus test for judges. A judge should rule based on the law.
Q: So Green-backers have reason to be concerned if they're looking for assurances that the nominee is not a bitter souless bastard?

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Well, let me mention a couple of things. One, I think you need to step back, because this announcement was just made. Two, the President said yesterday that [the nominee] is someone that the broader public may not be as familiar with, and that includes some members of the United States Senate. That's what the confirmation process is for. I know [the nominee] looks forward to visiting with senators and going through the confirmation hearings so that she can answer their questions and talk about what's on their mind.
Q: Scott, I asked the President this morning, but it would appear he didn't hear me -- does he believe Al Green produced soul music of the highest quality?

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He was making a statement this morning, first of all, and second of all, that's a litmus test question. There are some out there that want to impose a litmus test on --
Q: It's not a litmus test question. Does he believe Al Green produced high quality soul music?

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Do you believe I should be able to respond to your questions?
Q: Yes, but it's not a litmus test question.

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Well, let me respond to your question, and I'll be glad to answer it, as I just was. It is a litmus test question. You're asking it in the context of a Supreme Court nominee. There are some out there that want to impose a litmus test on judges.
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Jun 13 2006, 02:10 PM) [snapback]109727[/snapback]

QUOTE(yancy @ Jun 13 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]109707[/snapback]

Undo is offcially somb's Howard Cosell. Which I guess makes me its Dennis Miller, but I can live with that... aside from the whole conservative asshole thing.


You're not esoteric enough to be our Dennis Miller. I don't want to get off on a rant here, but the day that Mr. come-up-and-see-my-pinballs is widely hailed as the capo di tutti capo of arcane references in the virtual festering petri dish that deigns to call itself SOMBla, well that's the day that I pull a Gauguin and hop the bullet train to Tahiti to spend my last few microseconds sniffing china white off of the tanned posterior of the vestal virgin that's being blithely tossed into Joe's Volcano to stave off the impending negative 700 kelvin that's about to embrace the big blue marble.
boobs
From: Jim DeRogatis
To: ksanneh@nytimes.com
Sent: Sunday, October 31, 2004 11:45 AM
Subject: Hi Kelefa


I am not sure, but I think you fingered me today as a poster boy for rockism, and I found your example odd: I critiqued dear Avril as a rock artist because she IS one -- and a good one, too! -- and I have said the same in print of Ashlee Simpson as well as Hillary Duff. But then I have a very, very broad definition of "rock" based on the fact that, sociological intrigues aside, I am generally more interested as a critic in charting the commonalities between many of the best artists through the last four or five decades than in narrowly slicing, dicing, and confining them to ever-narrowing sub-sub-subgenres. This is to say that on my list, the Velvet Underground, Public Enemy, Kanye West, the White Stripes, the Aphex Twin, the Ramones, the Flaming Lips, Common, Eno, and myriad others are all great "rock 'n' rollers", which has more to do with the spirit that their music shares than it does the relative trivialities of who plays rhythm guitar and who works a sampler, or who raps, who sings, and who lip-syncs. This attitude is inspired by Lester Bangs, by the way, almost universally cited as the big daddy of all rockists whenever the subject is raised, though it wasn't true at all -- you know, he loved John Coltrane and Bob Denver as much as Lou Reed, for not dissimilar reasons, and without getting hung up much on the distinctions, either.

Anyway, I admire much of your work, and would loved to have met you when you were in town for the opening of Best of Both Worlds (R.I.P.). But I had to find a back door into that show, since I was not exactly welcome; I imagine you had a much better seat!

By the way, the killer kicker of your piece -- "We should stop taking it for granted that music isn't as good as it used to be, and it means we should stop being shocked that the rock rules of the 1970's are no longer the law of the land. No doubt our current obsessions and comparisons will come to seem hopelessly blinkered as popular music mutates some more - listeners and critics alike can't do much more than struggle to keep up. But let's stop trying to hammer young stars into old categories. We have lots of new music to choose from - we deserve some new prejudices, too." -- is something that I have written again and again and again, almost verbatim, countless times throughout my years in this rock-crit (damn, even the name is rockist! Though my byline actually says "pop music critic") racket, ever since I first started scribbling for fanzines in the '80s. In fact, it has pretty much been the thrust of my entire career -- and I have the scars from the endless tussles with nostalgia-obsessed Baby Boomers to prove it -- so you and I may have much more in common than you think.

All the best --

JIM

//www.jimdero.com// //www.soundopinions.net//


Hi, Jim --

Thanks for the note. As you can imagine, I've been reading you for years, and I've learned a lot from you.

The hard thing about writing a piece like that is that you have to cite some examples, even if it means readers end up thinking (wrongly) that you're hell-bent in turning someone into a "poster boy." In any case, I feel like it's probably a good thing for us pop-crits to disagree publicly -- and loudly -- once in a while, if only to remind readers that this stuff is worth fighting about.

I'm sure we agree on a lot about the frustrating persistence of old-guard pop-crit, although my approach to so-called "rockism" probably differs from yours. I think that a big-tent conception of "rocknroll" might be part of the problem; praising Kanye West and other favorites as great rocknrollers only reinforces the notion that rocknroll is the ultimate or only path to greatness. So there's this implicit suggestion that any pop musician who isn't somehow "rocknroll" -- in genre, or in spirit -- can't possibly be great. Once "rocknroll" becomes a catch-all compliment, then "un-rocknroll" can't help but seem like an insult. The result is that all these pop-music discussions end up taking place on rocknroll's turf, according to rocknroll's rules, in front of rocknroll's fans; rappers and electronica producers might sometimes "win," but for them, it will always be an away game. (Sorry about that tortured analogy: it's Sunday, and time for me to watch some football.)

All the best,

K. Sanneh
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QUOTE(kev @ Jun 14 2006, 11:22 PM) [snapback]110897[/snapback]

Goldielocks
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http://www.soundopinions.com/forum/index.p...ndpost&p=110897
Slackmo
QUOTE(elcorazon @ Jun 22 2006, 08:40 AM) [snapback]115937[/snapback]

So, I went to a trade show with this young guy in my office yesterday, and we got to talking about music. I was driving and had The Who Sellout in the cd player. He's 22, but he was talking about how into classic rock he is, for the most part. Anyway, he was pretty unfamiliar with Sellout other than "I Can See For Miles" - no surprise there - he mentions how he likes The Rolling Stones, we mention a few other artists and I ask if he likes the Kinks - his answer - " Oh yeah they're really great", " they do 'Just What You Needed' right?
me: uh no, that's the Cars.
him: oh, what about "My Best Friend's Girl Friend"?
me: no, that's also the Cars.
him: the Cars are great.
me: yeah, they're pretty good


sigh.

Ben
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Oh fudge. Photobucket shrunk it. It's a shot of this classic DJDude moment.
Pavement Ist Rad
I remember one day on the old board, Undo went archiving-crazy. He just started archiving the most random (cue pissed off Mike Dixon due to mis-use of the word "random") shit. And about half of them were my posts, a good chunk of them being almost-but-not-really-funny pre-Sausage poop jokes. At first I was like, "Dude, what the hell are you doing," but at the same time, I felt pretty honored. Several months later, I started going through the archives and every one of my archived posts had been deleted (there might have been one still in there.)

It hurt.
Slackmo
QUOTE(Sausage II: Pornograffitti @ Jun 26 2006, 02:31 PM) [snapback]118352[/snapback]

I was never here for the "Golden Age" of boarding or whatever back on the old, old board where you guys all held hands and skipped and Hickman was still #1 poster and everyone was all full of smiles and happy giggles. This is the only reality I've known, where everyone was like "Man, the board used to be so much better and stuff" it's sort of annoying I guess, but I can't really take the board seriously enough to like, stop posting for any reason. It's just something to do, it's not a career or something i should actually put effort into avoiding. If I didn't have the time to board or didn't feel like boarding, fine, yeah, I'd quit.


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