who would you do?

leslie feist


or

emily haines

Haines in a landslide.

emily haines. c'mon, should this even be close?

Who is Emily Haines and why does she have my friend's name.

Kalmia or Jim DeRogatis? Jim

I've had it with "indie chicks."

i don't think haines' drapes match the carpet, that would bother some.

I'd take unmatched furnishings over a chick that looks like a horse any day.

It's 2006
highly likely her floor is bare

Feist looks like Dave Grohl. So we know who Hickman would pick.

Billy Corigan

cosigned.

this strikes me as a modern-day equivalent to patti smith vs debbie harry. and, well, you know.

okay okay okay....

new one:

who would you do?

cow


or

deer

charo or florence henderson?

gimme the deer. i generally avoid heifers

Neither.
In those pictures Leslie looks like a meth head, and Emily looks like a cracked-out Celine Dion.
If we're gonna fantasize, let's see something to wank about.

yeah, this pic gets me hot

Rachel Ray or Giada Delaunrentis?

The room you're in right now . . . . you can nail every chick in the room but you have to nail EVERY chick in the room. Do you do it?

i'm still shocked that maxim or FHM or one of those magazines had rachel ray pose for them. give me giada every day of the week.

I'm alone

hmm... this room? no. the room where i usually spend most of my days? yes.

Gil Mantera
OR:
Alexis Taylor

Rachel Ray

i bet she's real nasty in bed

Hmm.. probably, yeah. Because that one would be soooo worth it.

A more serious one to get the ladies in on this thread.

Tom Vek (The man I'm going to marry)
Or
Syd Barrett circa 1970's

syd probably gives better head

Dont even know who that other chick is but Rachel Ray is nasty, if your gonna be chubby at least have some tits, like this big booty ho

goddamn do I hate everyone involved with BSS at this point. I'm sick of them, their music, their being.

BSS?

how can you hate broken social scene? why?

You are probably right.

Tom Vek looks fucking terminal. How long does he have to live??? Jeez, don't you like any real men, like simakos???

Haines resembles early Princess Diana.

Feist resembles Patti Smith.

Haines by a landslide.

Rachel Ray uses Mrs. Dash. How's that for nasty?

While I've never met Simakos, I can say Tom Vek is hot. And his music turns me on. I can't explain it. Those are just the facts.

And Gil's pretty hot with those vampire teeth. He actually is a pretty normal guy when you talk to him. I'd definitely do him. Oh, yeah.

because they're like fucking Gremlins...they keep reproducing and they're a nuisance.

Plus, the music is middling at best.


And between Giada and Rachel Ray??? Nigga please, Giada all the way. She makes better food for one and looks like Natalie Portman's slightly older sister. Plus her titties look nicer.

Simakos and Vek could be twins.

I am their svelte cousin.




Giada is also less likely to say "EVOO" during sex.

respect

Which one of the Rescue Me chicks?

I was seriously thinking about this during last night's episode.

sure the dude on top isn't ryan adams?not anymore

1. Yes
2. Why you gotta be like that? Don't bring me down.

as for the original question, i don't find either particularly attractive, so it's a coin toss

According to bios, Syd had a mesmirizing charm to many of the ladies, but only when he was in "a good place". He had been known to get into angry outbursts and get a bit violent.

gotta go with Marisa. Although the one probie was about to bang was scorching as well...

Seriously.

"It's cool. I've turned lots of guys around." Or whatever she said.

No doubt.

As a one night stand: Emiy Haines
As a more long term thing: Leslie Feist