Ok. We're starting over. I'll have new questions up soon

GRRRRR...I think you should re-post the questions I did last week and the answers. I was enjoying the heck out of this thread.

You done good, Brian. Now let it go...let it go...

WEEK 24

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
6. Pets. Overrated?
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars
b. Constellations
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence
d. Dead drummers
e. Brands of whiskey
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
11. How did the board crash affect you?
12. Did you change your screen name? What was it?

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
CD's
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
Over $400
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
Smoked red hash oil.
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
Yes. One word. Jamiaca
5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
This morning at work
6. Pets. Overrated?
No.
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars - No
b. Constellations - Yes
c. Signers of the Constitution - Yes
d. Dead drummers - Yes
e. Brands of whiskey - Yes
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
10+ years
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
No
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
Eddie Schwarts
11. How did the board crash affect you?
What crash?
12. Did you change your screen name? To what?
No

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?CDs, by a landslide
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck? About $500
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving? played euchre
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?Yes, because we were out of hot water and electricity
5. When was the last time you saw a deer?Yesterday, while driving
6. Pets. Overrated?No
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn starsJenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Christy Canyon, Traci Lords, John Holmes
b. ConstellationsOrion, The Big Dipper, Little Dipper, all of the twelve Zodiac signs
c. Signers of the ConstitutionFranklin, Smith, Jefferson, Hancock, Madison
d. Dead drummersKeith Moon, John Bonham, Brian Jones, Buddy Rich (?), all of those Spinal Tap guys
e. Brands of whiskeySeagrams, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, um...
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?Monopoly - last week. Life - over a year ago, Scrabble - three years? My daughter is just getting to the board game phase
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?Before they were divorced, I was signed up for everything. I took coronet, drums, played baseball. Baseball was the only thing that stuck
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?Very good. I can do over 100 voices and have looked into doing it professionally. Some of them include Harry Caray, most of the 1985-1991 SNL characters, Nick Nolte, Jack Nicholson, "Forrest Gump", Seinfeld, etc, etc.
11. How did the board crash affect you?Mild discomfort, made me more productive at work for a few days
12. Did you change your screen name? To what?No
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yea yea. the declaration. sorry

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books? CDs >>> Books >>> DVDs >>> socks
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck? I never look at my paychecks
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving? Now that i can't talk on the phone I send text messages. But receiving road head would be the strangest thing i suppose
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why? A few of them. Either camping and there's no hot water, or i just finished running 10 miles on a 90 degree day.
5. When was the last time you saw a deer? November 23rd
6. Pets. Overrated? People owning pets are overrated
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars -- jenna, john holmes, marilyn chambers, ron jeremey, traci lords
b. Constellations -- w/o the Zodiac, who knows anything other than Orion, the Big/Little Dipper and the Southern Cross?
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence -- nope
d. Dead drummers -- nope
e. Brands of whiskey -- i just drink makers
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble? Years ago, monopoly takes too long and gets boring.
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What? I had swimming & tennis lessons, but i don't think i was MADE to do that, and i've played soccer forever
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do? Yes. Bob dylan, bruce springsteen, my dad, keith jackson, keanu reeves, ALF, probably lots more i can't come up with right now
11. How did the board crash affect you? I was more productive at work, that's about it
12. Did you change your screen name? To what? Nope, it was fine how it was

WEEK 24
1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
CDs & books - over 300 of each

2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
Not much. May check is about $65 every week - I wait tables.

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
masturbated

4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
no

5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
round christmas time in KS

6. Pets. Overrated?
Not a chance. The right pet owner combination can be rewarding and filled with love. (That sounded right out of a pet-owners manual, didn't it?)

7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars
Tawny Stone, Peter North, Bella Donna, Jenna Jameson, Ashley Blue

b. Constellations
Orion, Pegasus, Caseopeia, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor

c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence
Hancock, John. and some other guys

d. Dead drummers
Moon, Bonham, Buddy Rich,

e. Brands of whiskey
I drink rum.

8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
Scrabble - a couple weeks before xmas at the Newport bar & grille

9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
They got me drum lessons - about 5 years after i taught myself how to play.

10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
I can do a ton of voices. Cleveland from Family Guy, Beavis, Butthead, Johnny Depp's pirate character, Johnny's Depp's Hunter S. Thompson, old men, old jewish ladies from the bronx, all sorts of odd shit.

11. How did the board crash affect you?
Wiped out my 14 Swiss accounts

12. Did you change your screen name? To what?
No, I can't seem to get my Bjork image in my sig.

Masturbating While Driving... pardon me while I get back up on my chair...

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
compact discs.

2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
hell if i know. and i'm not going to go through my piles of paper to find the stub, either.

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
i don't do strange things while driving. i'm very vanilla. the strangest i get is, when alone, i sing very very very loudly.

4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
no. my shower water temperature has to be warm and i regulate it thoroughly throughout the shower. if, by chance, the hot water goes out, i will not take a shower.

5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
probably the last time i went on a road trip. back in the summerish.

6. Pets. Overrated?
nah, pets are awesome. i don't have patience for my own dog, but other peoples dogs are great. and i have two cats and they are fantastic. thumbs up.

7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars: nope
b. Constellations: orion, ursa major, andromeda, perseus, cygnus (i'm an astronomy nerd)
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence: john hancock, sam adams, john adams, thomas jefferson, john witherspoon, francis lewis
d. Dead drummers: no thanks.
e. Brands of whiskey: maker's mark, johnny walker, jim beam, jack daniels, wild turkey

8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
monopoly was about 4 years ago? i hate monopoly. i've never played life. i played scrabble a couple of weeks ago.

9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
i was forced to take tap and jazz dance lessons when i was around 7 or so becuase my mother thought it would help with my clumsiness issues. it did not! in junior high i played softball. it was boring, but i was really good at it.

10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
no way.

11. How did the board crash affect you?
didn't really. i was bored and watched some television, but i did check the page a few times a day. i spent a lot more time on another forum i use though.

12. Did you change your screen name? To what?
yes. i changed it to aneg. duh!

WEEK 24
I never read anyone else's answers before doing this. Just thought I'd say in case someone named the 5 porn stars already.

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
CDs > Books > DVDs > Socks ... which sucks a lot because I definately underpacked socks this semester

2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
not too sure... around $20 maybe? give or take?

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
Pretended to be Japanese tourists while blasting the Boston Pop's performance of The Super Mario Bros. theme song (which, in my opinion, is the greatest piece of music ever written) in St. Charles.

4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
Yes I have. Why? Because the fucking water didn't work in my dorm! Nothing worse than a cold shower.

5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
Many weeks ago, while I was delivering pizzas. It was just standing on the side of the road.

6. Pets. Overrated?
Yes. I mean, I don't have any problem with them if they're well behaved or easy to take care of, but that doesn't mean I'm jonesing for a pet myself.

7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars: Dirk Diggler, Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, umm Pam Anderson? I'm done.
b. Constellations: Orion, Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Aeries... I just thought of zodiac signs.
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence: James Madison, Ben Franklin, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams. (I guessed on some)
d. Dead drummers: John Bonham, Keith Moon, Mitch Mitchell
e. Brands of whiskey: [b]Ah, to be the sober college student...[b]

8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
[b]I became addicted to Scrabble over winter break, playing it at least once every week. I don't really care for Life, and no one wants to play Monopoly with me because I don't believe that bullshit rule about putting money in the center of the board.

9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
Like most people who grew up in St. Charles, I played Tri-Cities soccer and baseball. Baseball sucked, but right before music and theater took over my young life, I found a nice niche for myself as a defender. I was pretty good actually

10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
Nothing too specific, but I remember this group of cute, older theater girls from high school said my voice sounded like a cartoon character and that I should get into voice acting.

11. How did the board crash affect you?
Pretty well. I actually did some school work. Now I'm doomed.

12. Did you change your screen name? To what?
Like I said in the thread about this subject, I couldn't think of anything that I liked more than My Kinetic Android, and so I live on.

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
Cd's

2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
Zero. I'm a tax dodger.

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
Pretended I was in Super Mario Kart and threw a banana peel behind me.

4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
No..

5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
I live on Deerpath road, I'm not going to bother answering this.

6. Pets. Overrated?
No.

7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars: Michael J. Cox, Peter North, Jenna Jameson, Stephanie Swift, Karen Lancaume (RIP)
b. Constellations:
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence:
d. Dead drummers:
e. Brands of whiskey:

8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
Never played Life. The other two a decade or so ago. I never played board games.

9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
No, thankfully.

10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
A lot of people have told me to become a voice actor for some raisin. I've invented quite a few characters but no one in specific.

11. How did the board crash affect you?
Not at all. I was planning on taking a break.

12. Did you change your screen name? To what?
I was going to think of a new name but the board came back up before I thought of one.

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck? No idea, too lazy to look right now.
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?Picked my nose
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why? In a shitty apartment, had no choice
5. When was the last time you saw a deer? Can't remember
6. Pets. Overrated? Cheap entertainment and relaxation devices.I'm for them
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars Seka, Harry Reems, Long Dong Silver, Alexa, Linda Lovelace
b. Constellations Little Dipper, Big Dipper, Cygnus, Cassiopeioa, Achilles
c. Signers of the Declaration of IndependenceJohn Hancock, Ben Franklin, Button Gwinnett...um...
d. Dead drummersJon Bonham, Keith Moon, Gene Krupa,
e. Brands of whiskeyJack Daniels....
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? sometime in 2004. (lost) Life? [b]the Playstation version, 2002. probably lost Scrabble? 2003, lost
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What? They never forced me to do anything I didn't want to. But I did take cello lessons, which I should have worked a LOT harder at than I did.
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do? Krusty the Clown, most of the male Muppets, my father, Mickey Mouse, ET, Tasmanian Devil, Pee Wee Herman's laugh (but not speech), Carol Channing, Wakko and Yakko Warner, Dot Warner ("Men , go fig!" only).
11. How did the board crash affect you? I frequented other, lesser message boards that I hadn't paid attention to in a long time. And I got bored silly at work
12. Did you change your screen name? To what? Nope, never will.

WEEK 24

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
CD's, I have hundreds.
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
$63.61. I am claiming 5, lol
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
I recieved a footjob from a girlfriend
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
Yes, because the hot water heater was busted
5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
around christmas dead in WI
6. Pets. Overrated?
naw, I like pets
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars
ron jeremy
savannah
little jess
peter north
mistress rachel
b. Constellations
orion
big dipper
little dipper
sagittarious
gemini
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence
John Hancock
Ben Franklin
Thomas Jefferson
John Livingston
John Adams
d. Dead drummers
Keith Moon
John Bonham
Buddy Rich
Gene Krupa
that dude from Lush that kilt hisself
e. Brands of whiskey
Jack
Jim
Makers
Seagrams
Osco (ha!)
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
Scrabble like a year ago, the rest, who knows
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
Yes, soccer, baseball, football, basketball. I hate sports.
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
Jimmy Stewart perfectly, but how useless is that? Also, Seinfeld and Harry Caray
11. How did the board crash affect you?
Yup, made me buy a car
12. Did you change your screen name? To what?
Yes

WEEK 24

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
CDs
Unless comic books count as books

2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
Too fucking much

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
depends on your idea of "strange"
dumbest thing I ever did was switch drivers while going down I-55. Almost put my old Cutlass right into the ditch that day

4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
Yes. Because my girlfriend uses all the god damn hot water

5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
yesterday I saw a couple

6. Pets. Overrated?
Pets no. Dogs yes.

7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars- Seka, Ron Jeremy, Candida Royale, Ginger Lynn, John Holmes
b. Constellations Big Dipper, Little Dipper, Orion... I'm out
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence
John Hancock, Thomas Jefferson, Benny Franklin, Samuel Adams, James Madison
d. Dead drummers- Keith Moon, John Bonham, Eric Carr, Buddy Rich, Gene Krupa
e. Brands of whiskey- Jack Daniels, Makers Mark, Jim Beam,

8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
Scrabble, a few weeks ago. Monopoly a year or so. Life decades.

9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
they couldn't get me to make the bed much less anything else

10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
I can do a few accents
decent Harry Carrey, Butthead and Arnold Schawerzenegggggger

11. How did the board crash affect you?
I cried like a little girl

12. Did you change your screen name? What was it?
No
TJENZ

WEEK 24

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?
CD's, no contest.

2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?
I'm an unemployed student. Got a job for me?

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?
Give me 3 years and I'll have something...

4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?
I had a very high fever and some sort of illness, was able to sleep better because of it.

5. When was the last time you saw a deer?
Two summers ago at the zoo; rabbits though, I see them everyday across the IIT campus (not very fond of the projects I think).

6. Pets. Overrated?
Never had one-wouldn't know.

7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars - No.
b. Constellations - If every zodiac sign has a constellation, who can't?
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence - No.
d. Dead drummers - No.
e. Brands of whiskey - No.

8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?
Wow, 9 years ago...

9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?
No. I was deprived of a proper childhood.

10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?
No.

11. How did the board crash affect you?
It didn't, this is the first time I've visited the SOMB since day one of the crash.

12. Did you change your screen name? What was it?
Thought about, but I only changed my log in name, the S/N stayed the same.

Do you guys prefer the new questions on Friday or Monday?

Friday makes sense, lets people let it "hang out" a little more.

i second this. i look forward to these in my little world on fridays

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books? Socks
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck? [/b]?
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving? [b]stuff tissue up my nose to stop ny mose running.
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why? yes, because i was hot!
5. When was the last time you saw a deer? in a zoo
6. Pets. Overrated? no
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars no
b. Constellations no
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence no
d. Dead drummers no
e. Brands of whiskey no
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble? last year
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What? no, parents wern't cruel
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do? i think i am, nobody else does!!!
11. How did the board crash affect you? not really, just had to register again?
12. Did you change your screen name? What was it? no still the same!

Week 25

1. Do you recycle?
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?
4. Predict the next celebrity death.
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts
b. Traffic jams
c. Food poisoning
d. MTV
e. Cell phones
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?

1. Do you recycle? Yes, cans and plastic bottles, newspapers
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it. Peel it, cut it up, add spices to it
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body? Yes
4. Predict the next celebrity death. Gerald Ford
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?No, but if I had to choose, I'll take the nuke - you'd feel the least amount of pain before the actual death
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now? White
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts 3
b. Traffic jams 2
c. Food poisoning 1
d. MTV 4
e. Cell phones 5
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying) Just one? There are at least twenty people here I'd like to sit down with and talk to. So, for today I pick Velocity, because I've talked to her online longer than anyone else here.
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what? My novel makes me unique, because it is my own creation, and I wrote it in one year. Some of the jokes I wrote when doing standup
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day? Probably, gum disease runs in the family
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist. "Others have excuses, I have my reasons why. (There's so much deception...hard not to wander away...)"
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category? Sports and Leisure, closely followed by History
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow? Whatever time my 2 year old son comes walking into my bedroom - probably around 5 am
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex? The last two

1. Do you recycle?
only aluminum
any thing else only makes you feel less guilty/causes more polution/uses too much energy

2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
shoot it out of a makeshift cannon
deep fry
mash it up with some cherizo

3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?
nope

4. Predict the next celebrity death.
Lady Bird Johnson

5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?
nucular blast (spelling courtesy our president)

6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
it has a couple of different shades of blue

7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts 3
b. Traffic jams 1
c. Food poisoning 2
d. MTV 4
e. Cell phones 5


8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
Izzy

9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?
I have procreated also some art/drawings

10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
by the time my teeth fall out dentures will be obsolete. I'll prolly get some cool laser device to chew up my food

11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
extra sugar
extra salt

12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
I'm pretty good at all of them, my worst is literature

13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
7-8 am

14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?
performing oral sex (I have no equal)
finding porn on the internet
cooking
dancing
musical instrument

1. Do you recycle? only if a bin happens to be nearby.
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it. You can attach it to one of those clock thingies that runs on potato power (I kid you not). You can play Mr. Potatohead with the accessories if you lose the plastic "head" that came in the box. You can shove it into the exhaust pipe of someone's car to f--- up the engine.
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body? No.
4. Predict the next celebrity death. Kirk Douglas
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal? A nuclear blast would be quick and painless.
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now? White
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts 2
b. Traffic jams 5
c. Food poisoning 1
d. MTV 3
e. Cell phones 4
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying) Hickman seems to be a man of impeccable restaurant tastes (and it has nothing to do with his girth, asshats!)
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what? See link below
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day? Yeah, my teeth and jaws are crap.
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist. "I'm a California man..."
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category? ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT, beyotches.
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow? 8-8:30 AM
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex? Although I never have, I'm sure finding porn on the 'net takes the least amount of effort of the above. I can cook well, if given the proper instructions.

1. Do you recycle?
I guess.

2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
Throw it at someone.

3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?
NOPE

4. Predict the next celebrity death.
Jim Davis

5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?
Nuclear launch detected.
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Blue.
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
5 - Cell phones
4 - MTV
3 - Paper cuts
2. Traffic Jams
1 - Food poisoning

8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
N/A

9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique?
One time I ate an entire apple by myself.

10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
I'll be dead before that arises.

11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
Modern Art Makes me want to rock out.
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
Never played it.

13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
Probably 11, 10 in the morning.

14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?
You all know I'm awesome with internet porn.

Week 25

1. Do you recycle? nope
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
fire it from my launcher
use it as an ink stamp
carve it into a potoato figurine
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body? yes
4. Predict the next celebrity death. liz taylor
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal? nuclear blast please
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now? red, white and blue
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts 4
b. Traffic jams 1
c. Food poisoning 2
d. MTV 3
e. Cell phones 2
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying) ryan cuz he's nice
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? i can't think of anything If so, what?
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day? there's a good chance of it.
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist. Last night or the night before that, I won't say which night!
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category? sports
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow? 6:30am
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex? everything except the playing a musical instrument

1. Do you recycle?
no. you know why? because the blue bag program is fucked up and doesn't work. chicago should adopt new york's recycling policy STAT.

2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
make a lovely potato sculpture. grow more potatoes. use as projectile towards hobos and bums.

3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?
NO!

4. Predict the next celebrity death.
kevin federline.

5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?
nuclear blast seems like the asiest but i have some irrational fears that i won't get into here so, hey, why not become part of the circle of life. i hope it's a bear that tears me apart and devours me.

6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
oh it's pretty. it's brown, turquoise and gold.

7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
2. Paper cuts
3. Traffic jams
1. Food poisoning
5. MTV
4. Cell phones

8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
biggie mcsmalllllls. or ryan.

9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?
everything i do is unique, baby.

10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
i think by the time i'll lose all my teeth there will be some crazy dental procedure to fix it and dentures will be a thing of the past. so. no.

11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
iTunes says this is the last song i listened to:
"i put a quarter in the record machine, i thought of dedicating one to jolene but it was full of records i've never seen. well, the times have changed and it's so beyond me"

12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
i'm good in them all but the sports and leisure category. fuck if i know who won the us open in 1945.

13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
11:15. i've been waking up at 11:15 exactly every day for the last two weeks without any alarm.

14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?
while i am excellent at playing the clarinet, i haven't practiced in about 5 years. sexitime, on the other hand, i've hand plenty of recent practice with. so.

Yeah you are pretty great LOL

1. Do you recycle?
Whenever possible

2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
Place one in the cabinet and watch the eyes grow, cheap dog toy, throw it.

3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?
No

4. Predict the next celebrity death.
Jim Nabors

5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?
Nuclear Blast because it's quicker

6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Faded

7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts 2
b. Traffic jams 3
c. Food poisoning 1
d. MTV 5 (by default)
e. Cell phones 4
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
Jess so I could answer questions while eating a free dinner

9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?
I tend to count the letters in words/sentences while I read or watch movies.

10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
Probably

11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away

12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
Orange and Green

13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
Around 10:30

14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?
Cooking while performing oral sex

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books?CDs
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?Didn't Look, haven't pronted a stub in months
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving?gave my passenger a finger[b]
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why?There was no hot water[/b]
5. When was the last time you saw a deer?yesterday, 3, adult and two babies
6. Pets. Overrated?2, pain in the ass
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn starsJenna Jamison, that's all
b. Constellationsthe dippers and such
c. Signers of the Declaration of IndependenceBen, John, Thomas, John, Paul, George and Ringo
d. Dead drummersMoon, Bohnham
e. Brands of whiskeyscotch, bourbon, or other
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble?last summer, when I was 12, last fall
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What?baseball, football
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do?What impressions can I do, or who am I currently allowed to do?
11. How did the board crash affect you?little
12. Did you change your screen name? What was it?no

crap. didn't realize new questions were up already

thx.

you avatar makes me LOL

I know, best avatar ever.

1. Do you recycle? Not really, sorry earth.
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it. Power a flashlight, use as a doorstop,
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body? Not that i remember
4. Predict the next celebrity death. Muhammad Ali
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal? Wild animal, we'd have a good fight.
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now? Orange, i had to check
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts 2
b. Traffic jams 1
c. Food poisoning 3
d. MTV 4
e. Cell phones 5
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying) is Freddie Freelance still not drinking? If he's back to drinking, i'll have dinner with him, if not, then maybe Ryan, or possibly aneg or somegirl, we'll talk about tv.
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what? You know how people say, "oh, you remind me so much of so-and-so"? Well, no one ever says that about me, i'm the only one.
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day? I suppose, depends how long i live
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist. "and i'll search the world over..."
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category? Every one of 'em but Science, which makes me angry
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow? 7:25am
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex? Cooking >>> dancing >>> oral >> finding porn >> musical instrument

1. Do you recycle?Paper and cardboard
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.Shoot it out of PVC, conduct electricity, other
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?no
4. Predict the next celebrity death.Lou Dobbs
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?Blast
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?Black
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
a. Paper cuts4
b. Traffic jams3
c. Food poisoning1
d. MTV2
e. Cell phones5
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)I'm a loner
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?I thought I did once, until I found out putting cinnamon in chili is not really that uncommon
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?no
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
All these years to prove how much I care
I didn't know it, but you were always there
until September when you slipped away
in the middle of my life
on the longest day
now I hear you say
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?Sports
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?6:30am
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?Used to be cooking, but since I don't cook as much anymore, I'll say oral
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1. Do you recycle? yes - most glasses, plastics, papers, and cardboards.
2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it. putting it in a gun, using it for a science project, letting it rot in the pantry.
3. Have you ever touched a dead human body? no.
4. Predict the next celebrity death. pete doherty
5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal? nuclear blast. drowning is one of my worst fears and i saw a program last week about being eaten alive that scarred me. i guess that leaves the blast.
6. What color underwear are you wearing right now? burgundy.
7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
... 1 food poisoning
... 2 paper cuts
... 3 traffic jams
... 4 mtv
... 5 cell phones
8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying) jigga. i'm hoping he knows some good soul food joints.
9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? everything i do has probably been done before.
10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day? i doubt it. my dentist says my teeth are extremely strong.
11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist. up on the dashboard, there was a cross and a flag. and i don't want nothing from anyone's god, but from a country, i want better than that.
12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category? probably sports.
13. What time will you wake up tomorrow? it'll be saturday, so probably between 9 and 10.
14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex? if i say it's oral sex, i sound brash, so that's out. and i can't play any musical instruments well. my cooking is subpar. i can find porn online, but who can't? so i'll go with dancing.

Week 25

1. Do you recycle?
Yes, but more for obsessive-compulsive reasons than environmental reasons.

2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it.
You can peel it
You can mash it
You can toss it at an Irish person

3. Have you ever touched a dead human body?
I’m pretty sure I may have when I was little and a wake with my family

4. Predict the next celebrity death.
I always think Bob Dylan or a Rolling Stones member is due… If I’m right, it’s not my fault.

5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal?
I would think a nuclear blast would be faster.

6. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Blue/green plaid (they’re boxers)

7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
5. Cell phones (though I do hate them)
4. Traffic jams
3. Paper cuts
2. MTV
1. Food poisoning

8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
Some Girl. If she’s paying, you know it’s gonna be a nice place

9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?
I doubt I’ve done anything totally unique… but just so I don’t look like I’m copping out, I wrote a song about a romantic couple killing each other in a hospital. Feel good Friday!

10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
I don’t care either way. As long as teeth work like they’re supposed to, real or fake.

11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
“I won’t run far / I can always be found.”

12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
Entertainment, Arts… blah blah. I suck at Trival Pursuit. And I love trivia games. How does that work?

13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
I’ll let you know tomorrow

14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?
I’m gonna say playing a musical instrument to be safe… though that last thing might be a useful skill to acquire.

You guys have some interesting undies

this looks like fun.

1. What do you own more of? DVD’s, CD’s, socks, or books? cds
2. How much did the federal government take from your last paycheck?31%
3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done while driving? changed clothes
4. Have you ever taken a cold shower? Why? yes. it was summer and i was hot
5. When was the last time you saw a deer? halloween
6. Pets. Overrated? no. they're fun
7. If you can, name 5
a. Porn stars no
b. Constellations no
c. Signers of the Declaration of Independence john hancock
d. Dead drummers keith moon, all the guys from spinal tap
e. Brands of whiskey, scotch, bourbon - jim beam, glenlivet, jack daniels, laphroig, oban, johnny walker
8. When was the last time you played Monopoly? Life? Scrabble? years ago, years ago, last month
9. Did your parents make you take lessons or play a sport? What? dance lessons as a kid
10. Are you any good at impressions? Who can you do? nope.
11. How did the board crash affect you? it didn't
12. Did you change your screen name? What was it? no

1. Do you recycle? yes

2. Name three things you can do with a potato besides eating it. launch from a potato gun, create something similar to rubber stamps, throw it at a car maybe.

3. Have you ever touched a dead human body? yes

4. Predict the next celebrity death. tara reid would be funny

5. Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, drown at sea, or be attacked and eaten by a wild animal? nuclear blast

6. What color underwear are you wearing right now? white

7. Rank the following 1 (worst) 5 (best)
5. Cell phones (though I do hate them)
4. Traffic jams
1 Paper cuts
2. MTV
3. Food poisoning

8. Pick a Sombie you’d like to go out to dinner with. (They’re buying)
whoever has the most money

9. Have you ever done or made anything that you feel is totally unique? If so, what?
not really. i'm reminded of natalie portman in garden state, though.

10. Do you think you’ll have to wear dentures some day?
no

11. Tell me some of the lyrics to the last song you remember hearing but don’t reveal the title or the artist.
i hope that i will live to see you undress

12. What’s your best Trivial Pursuit category?
all of them. i'm pretty good at trivial pursuit

13. What time will you wake up tomorrow?
hopefully later than 7am

14. Which of these are you the best at: dancing, playing a musical instrument, finding porn on the internet, cooking, or performing oral sex?
oral sex for sure. next is probably cooking. the others i'm pretty bad at.

Most of you who are saying oral sex are lying. Some of you can't even make me climax.