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nobodies
From the Suntimes today:

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This Halloween, Chicago's Salem Baptist Church wants teenagers to go straight to "hell." Admission is $7 and passengers arrive at its gates on a yellow school bus.



Salem's "Nights of Terror" promises to "scare the hell out of teens" by guiding them on a half-hour tour through Hades -- or at least what passed for it in the don't-call-it-a-haunted-house set up in the church's administrative offices at 109th and Cottage Grove.

So-called hell houses have become popular over the last decade among some evangelical Christian churches that want to provide an alternative to traditional Halloween celebrations.

"YOU HAVE DIED AND GONE STRAIGHT TO HELL!" a tall man wearing a long, black, hooded cloak bellowed over a bullhorn Sunday night as the first busload of about 30 teens and a handful of parents were herded through dark corridors lined in black plastic.

The group moved from room to room, witnessing scenes depicting what the church says are the consequences of "bad decisions involving violence, sex and drugs."

In one scene, a girl was lying on a gurney where a masked man in surgical scrubs pretended to perform an abortion. A toilet was sitting nearby apparently to collect the aborted fetus.



'I thought it was very scary'
A fenced-in cell housed a few denizens of "hell," including a pedophile trolling the Internet for a young victim, a meditating Buddhist, and two mincing young men wearing body glitter who were supposed to be homosexuals.
"The jail scene were people who had recently come to hell and they were trying to explain why they didn't need to be there," said the Rev. Willie Comer, Salem's youth pastor, who also plays the role of Satan. This is the third time the church has put on the "Nights of Terror," which began Sunday and ends today at 10 p.m.

Comer knows some of the parts of Salem's "hell" will be controversial but says he and Salem's senior pastor, the Rev. James Meeks, who could not be reached for comment, are confident they can back up their vision of hell with Scripture.

"I welcome the pressures because then we can put God's agenda on the forefront and actually have a dialogue about it," Comer said.

The tour of "hell" ended in "heaven," where a white-robed angel asked the group to invite Jesus into their hearts to avoid spending eternity in hell.

As she skittishly made her way through the hell house, Sydney Foulks, 11, had a vice grip on her father's hand. "I thought it was very scary and I know I'm never sleeping with nobody until I get married," Sydney said as she exited.

"I thought it was phenomenal," said her father, Kevin Foulks. "This gives you a glimpse of what you're going to do forever if you don't confess your sins and give your life to Christ."


I know it's horribly wrong to put any money into Meek's pocket, but there is a part of me that wants to go to a haunted house to see the scary homosexuals and praying Buddhist.

velocity
What, no Catholic priests + altar boys?
sin city
QUOTE(nobodies @ Oct 31 2006, 10:55 AM) [snapback]232291[/snapback]


As she skittishly made her way through the hell house, Sydney Foulks, 11, had a vice grip on her father's hand. "I thought it was very scary and I know I'm never sleeping with nobody until I get married," Sydney said as she exited. "Which is why I'm pleased to announce my engagement to Timmy Johnson. C'mon, Timmy! Let's go back to my playroom where you can hammer me like an angry carpenter!"

biggie mcsmalls
I urge everyone to see this wonderful film:

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DrJimmy
Hell Houses are great. i can recommend them highly. seriously.
zolacolby
QUOTE(DrJimmy @ Oct 31 2006, 02:31 PM) [snapback]232408[/snapback]

Hell Houses are great. i can recommend them highly. seriously.

I bet you can... laugh.gif

I said, Hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
I've got a tale to tell
I've just been down in New York town
It really feels like hell
It really feels like hell

Hey, St. Peter
Before you ring your bell
Just been down in New York town
Done my time in hell
Done my time in hell
ryan
Wow, the Jesus barn in a strip mall near my office has signs to promote "Hell House" and I was wondering what the fuck it was about...

now I know.
The Good Dr Bill
I saw the movie.

It's bizarre, because at first the people seem like they're just putting on this harmless little amateur theater production. Then the special effects, the violence and the condemnations kick in.

Scariest movie I've seen in a while.
biggie mcsmalls
QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Oct 31 2006, 01:54 PM) [snapback]232524[/snapback]

I saw the movie.

It's bizarre, because at first the people seem like they're just putting on this harmless little amateur theater production. Then the special effects, the violence and the condemnations kick in.

Scariest movie I've seen in a while.


Yes. It's so totally fucked-up that it's beyond belief. Some of it was so surreal that I actually had to remind myself that it was real.
The Good Dr Bill
it even starts out not so bad--the people on the outset are at least committing genuinely heinous crimes by any definition, if I recall--but then they bring in the gay guy and the girl getting an abortion, and they're treated the exact same way as the murderers and drug dealers. And then the capper, with the girl getting drugged and raped at a rave, going home and getting harangued by Satan to committ suicide till she gives in, and then going to hell...huh.

Nothing is scarier than obsessive christianity. They have the ultimate threat on their side.
nobodies
Anybody know any local video stores that are carrying this? I'll also give sundance a look tonight...maybe they'll be playing it in honor of Halloween (although I just picked up Evil Dead and Army of Darkness for $6.99 each at Best Buy!, and was plannign on watching those tonight).
biggie mcsmalls
QUOTE(The Good Dr Bill @ Oct 31 2006, 01:59 PM) [snapback]232538[/snapback]

it even starts out not so bad--the people on the outset are at least committing genuinely heinous crimes by any definition, if I recall--but then they bring in the gay guy and the girl getting an abortion, and they're treated the exact same way as the murderers and drug dealers. And then the capper, with the girl getting drugged and raped at a rave, going home and getting harangued by Satan to committ suicide till she gives in, and then going to hell...huh.

Nothing is scarier than obsessive christianity. They have the ultimate threat on their side.


The bizarre enthusiasm the community has in the tryout/planning stages really freaked me out. That's the part of the whole thing that really got to me. All the shots of these people in the behind the scenes mode was really disturbing.


QUOTE(nobodies @ Oct 31 2006, 02:00 PM) [snapback]232540[/snapback]

Anybody know any local video stores that are carrying this? I'll also give sundance a look tonight...maybe they'll be playing it in honor of Halloween (although I just picked up Evil Dead and Army of Darkness for $6.99 each at Best Buy!, and was plannign on watching those tonight).


Not sure. I know you can get it from Netflix, but you'll probably have a considerable wait at this time of the year.
The Gooch
I've sent an email to the Trinity Church recommending some additional "exhibits":

1) Crusade solidiers stacking dead Muslim women and children.

2) How about a Salem witch trial? Simulate a girl who's been accused of turning into a cat being burned alive.

3) For the finale, have an actor portray the President Of The United States, and have his lies about WMD's lead to the death of over 60,000 of God's creatures.

If they add these, I guarantee I'll come.
kev
QUOTE(nobodies @ Oct 31 2006, 12:55 PM) [snapback]232291[/snapback]

From the Suntimes today:

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This Halloween, Chicago's Salem Baptist Church wants teenagers to go straight to "hell." Admission is $7 and passengers arrive at its gates on a yellow school bus.



Salem's "Nights of Terror" promises to "scare the hell out of teens" by guiding them on a half-hour tour through Hades -- or at least what passed for it in the don't-call-it-a-haunted-house set up in the church's administrative offices at 109th and Cottage Grove.

So-called hell houses have become popular over the last decade among some evangelical Christian churches that want to provide an alternative to traditional Halloween celebrations.

"YOU HAVE DIED AND GONE STRAIGHT TO HELL!" a tall man wearing a long, black, hooded cloak bellowed over a bullhorn Sunday night as the first busload of about 30 teens and a handful of parents were herded through dark corridors lined in black plastic.

The group moved from room to room, witnessing scenes depicting what the church says are the consequences of "bad decisions involving violence, sex and drugs."

In one scene, a girl was lying on a gurney where a masked man in surgical scrubs pretended to perform an abortion. A toilet was sitting nearby apparently to collect the aborted fetus.



'I thought it was very scary'
A fenced-in cell housed a few denizens of "hell," including a pedophile trolling the Internet for a young victim, a meditating Buddhist, and two mincing young men wearing body glitter who were supposed to be homosexuals.
"The jail scene were people who had recently come to hell and they were trying to explain why they didn't need to be there," said the Rev. Willie Comer, Salem's youth pastor, who also plays the role of Satan. This is the third time the church has put on the "Nights of Terror," which began Sunday and ends today at 10 p.m.

Comer knows some of the parts of Salem's "hell" will be controversial but says he and Salem's senior pastor, the Rev. James Meeks, who could not be reached for comment, are confident they can back up their vision of hell with Scripture.

"I welcome the pressures because then we can put God's agenda on the forefront and actually have a dialogue about it," Comer said.

The tour of "hell" ended in "heaven," where a white-robed angel asked the group to invite Jesus into their hearts to avoid spending eternity in hell.

As she skittishly made her way through the hell house, Sydney Foulks, 11, had a vice grip on her father's hand. "I thought it was very scary and I know I'm never sleeping with nobody until I get married," Sydney said as she exited.

"I thought it was phenomenal," said her father, Kevin Foulks. "This gives you a glimpse of what you're going to do forever if you don't confess your sins and give your life to Christ."


I know it's horribly wrong to put any money into Meek's pocket, but there is a part of me that wants to go to a haunted house to see the scary homosexuals and praying Buddhist.

I have to admit, this sounds like it would be a hoot, especially after a few martini's...
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