You know how I know you're gay? Because you hurt just a little when Tyler Durden beat the crap out of Jared Leto.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you like KT Tunstall.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you masturbate to Amelie.

You know how I know you're gay? You make a damn fine couscous.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you reference the 40-year old virgin.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you reference MST3K.

You know how I know you're gay? You know how to "air kiss."

You know how I know you're gay? You use air quotes.

You know how I know you're gay? That leftover couscous I made you was breakfast in bed.

You know how I know you're gay? You're a better kisser than your sister.

You know how I know you're gay? You saw the Pretenders live.

You know how I know you're gay? Your dog could fit in your man-purse.


You know how I know you're gay? You edited your last entry.

Yeah, i realized that just made ME look gay. Which is coincidentally how I know you're gay.

You know how I know you're gay? You just watched Lord of War.

You know how I know you're gay? You can't decide what part of the OC you like better, the music or Ryan's smoldering good looks.

You know how I know you're gay? You were the first person on the board to post the new Saint Etienne album.

You know how I know you're gay? You live on Brokeback Mountain.

You know how I know you're gay? Your still let your mother do your taxes.

You know how I know you're gay? I walked in on you buttfucking a dude.

You know how I know you're gay? You bootlegged that Pretenders show.



You know how I know you're gay? You were the catcher.

You know how I know you're gay???

You Tivo Antiques Roadshow.

You know how I know you're gay? You read Details.

You know how I know you're gay? Your favorite food is a manwich.

You know how I know you're gay? You sing Nickelback at karaoke night.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you'll pretend you don't like this:

I like the way she still says please

You know how I know you're gay? You YSI Nickleback.

Yeah, pretty much got me dead to rights there.

You know how I know you're gay? You saw Wild Wild West during its theatrical run.

In my defence I left halfway and had an unlimited pass for that summer.

You know how I know you're gay? You like balls.

You know how I know you're gay? You spell "favorite" with a "u".

You know how I know you're gay? your planning an oscar party.

You know how I know you're gay? You wrote "'Dances With Wolves' ranks highest on my favorite films of all-time."

You know how I know you're gay? If you you could sleep with anyone in Hollywood, it'd be Wes Anderson.

You know how I know you're gay? You're not just writing a screenplay--you're writing a romantic comedy.

U R GUAY

You know how I know you're gay? You made apple, onion and asiago pizza squares for your co-workers.

You know how I know you're gay? You're cowriting a romantic comedy with a dude.

You know how I know you're gay? when your writing any screenplay with the intention on making it a Hugh Grant vehicle.

You know how I know you're gay? You never miss Madonna when she tours, and you bitch afterwards everytime because it was not as good as the Blond Ambition tour.

There's a difference between Gay and Greedy.

Kev to thread.

You know how I know you're gay? Because like Divine Brown, you know all about a Hugh Grant vehicle.

You know how I know you're gay? You defended Cher's vocals when I dissed her in the thread a few weeks back.

You know how I know you're gay? You're assuming Kev is a humorless Faberge egg.

you know how i know you're gay? you drank one of these:



at the gingerman tavern.

You know how I know you're gay? Insulting me with Czarist references.

Edit: I'm really shitty at this, BTW.

oh yeah- definitely light red-dark pink...

fixed.

You know how I know you're gay? When you refer to your favorite drink...the Chocotini.

You know how I know you're gay? Tivo records "Will and Grace" and "Queer Eye" automatically for you.