So I'm working 10 hour days at my local music store which has no customers and staying at my mom's so it's been movie catch up time.

Um, could this have been any more heavy handed and dramatic. I really wanted to like this. Zach Braff, a great supporting cast, but couldn't help but cringe half the time. Any movie where an angry wife either throws glass against the wall in the direction of her husband or threatens to stab him is just a little too much. What should have been a poigngant depiction of being afraid to grow up, facing marriage, and having kids ended up being horribly trite. Thanks for hitting me over the head once again Paul Haggis.

I don't want to jump the gun since I initially didn't think much of Anchorman and find that hilarious, but I didn't really find this one that funny. The baby jesus stuff, and the dinner table at the beginning had me laughing out loud, but as the movie went on, it was only diminishing returns. And poor Sasha Baron Cohen. I think I get that he was trying to do a bad French accent, but why? And count me out as one of the people that thinks John C. Reilly was so outstandingly funny to show up Will Ferell. He was ok, but really, what is he doing in a movie like this?

Count me unimpressed. Cool visuals do not make a good movie alone. After reading a lot of hype on The House Next Door (if you don't read this movie blog, you should), consider me greatly disappointed. While not a fan of the original series or having any expectations in comparison, this was just a dry run-of-the-mill action movie. Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell's characters are paper thin, the romantic interlude with Gong Li drags on for what feels like forever, and this just feels like nothing new for Mann, giving us another glorious shoot out that just doesn't seem as exciting the second time around (Heat). What started out exciting enough with John Hawkes adding real suspense to the story very very quickly devolved into utter boredom.

Finally, something that lived up to the hype. Let me just say, I loved this movie. A horror movie that takes it's time to tell its story and really get to the gore, but still is suspenseful as hell the whole time. A little bit of me wants to discredit some cheap jump scares, but this one was pumping on all cylinders. Love how it feels like a giant blended homage to the Shining, Texas Chainsaw, and Alien (I'm sure there's more, I've got to look at the Jim Emerson article after finally seeing this), as well as actually presenting mature adult women who don't just feel like they're waiting to die. Really cool to see a woman covered in blood Bruce Campbell style kicking ass, and that first time you see the "monster" just standing behind the women in the video camera. Just thinking about it gives me chills.
And as for Firefly, it may be geeky, but consider me a Joss Whedon loyalist.