Sigh, your turn...
Full Version: You want it for Christmas,
Sigh, your turn...
I'm sure you can find someone to buy you a stripper pole.
To recap, that was a small exotic snake, stripper pole, Kate Moss, and violent taxidermy.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
If you tell a special male friend you want a stripper pole, he'll figure out where to buy one.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 12:46 PM) [snapback]254827[/snapback]
To recap, that was a small exotic snake, stripper pole, Kate Moss, and violent taxidermy.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
um, a plumbing supply store? I'll make you one for $50.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 12:46 PM) [snapback]254827[/snapback]
To recap, that was a small exotic snake, stripper pole, Kate Moss, and violent taxidermy.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
I was way off since I was thinking; snakes on a plane; lap dance; drug addiction; taxidermy.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 12:46 PM) [snapback]254827[/snapback]
To recap, that was a small exotic snake, stripper pole, Kate Moss, and violent taxidermy.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
go to:
www.lilmynx.com
or:
http://www.xpole.com.au/stars_team.htm
or:
http://www.platinumstages.com/
Edit:
As for myself, I would really like a Corvette Z06, or a Ford GT...but the wife and I are thinking about forgoing presents and buying a new couch for the apartment. How boring is that.
(A REUNION, I MEAN)
It hasn't even been 10 minutes and now I know where to buy a stripper pole (internet delivers). I just want to twirl around it and look at myself in the mirror while listening to records-- bedroom dancing taken up a notch. Is not for the boyz.
But I imagine it ripping out of the ceiling, me left in bruises, thus the unattainable aspect.
I was way off since I was thinking; snakes on a plane; lap dance; drug addiction; taxidermy.
I could get a lap dance, I could get a drug addiction...
But I imagine it ripping out of the ceiling, me left in bruises, thus the unattainable aspect.
QUOTE(_jon @ Nov 29 2006, 12:55 PM) [snapback]254833[/snapback]
I was way off since I was thinking; snakes on a plane; lap dance; drug addiction; taxidermy.
I could get a lap dance, I could get a drug addiction...
Only if you're good.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 03:06 PM) [snapback]254848[/snapback]
QUOTE(_jon @ Nov 29 2006, 12:55 PM) [snapback]254833[/snapback]
I was way off since I was thinking; snakes on a plane; lap dance; drug addiction; taxidermy.
I could get a lap dance, I could get a drug addiction...
future tense = funny
Jon! Who won't buy you socks? I'll buy you fucking socks.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]254848[/snapback]
It hasn't even been 10 minutes and now I know where to buy a stripper pole, the internet delivers. I just want to twirl around it and look at myself in the mirror while listening to records. Bedroom dancing taken up a notch. Is not for the boyz.
But I imagine it ripping out of the ceiling, me left in bruises, thus the unattainable aspect.
QUOTE(_jon @ Nov 29 2006, 12:55 PM) [snapback]254833[/snapback]
I was way off since I was thinking; snakes on a plane; lap dance; drug addiction; taxidermy.
I could get a lap dance, I could get a drug addiction...
Haha, don't do that to me, tease.
Only if you're good.
To move to Las Vegas or not... Now where's yours? Nevermind, Christmas came early for you at that Morrissey show (go away, this thread is for people with unrealized dreams!).
QUOTE(More Drama @ Nov 29 2006, 01:08 PM) [snapback]254852[/snapback]
Only if you're good.
To move to Las Vegas or not... Now where's yours? Nevermind, Christmas came early for you at that Morrissey show (go away, this thread is for people with unrealized dreams!).
$20k with no tax implications
a psoas muscle without a strain in it
a renewed sense of motivation
a psoas muscle without a strain in it
a renewed sense of motivation
Bulls to find someone to be effective in the low post.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Nov 29 2006, 03:42 PM) [snapback]254901[/snapback]
Bulls to find someone to be effective in the low post.
Amen brother
(a beach house)
(puppies)
(fuck me shoes)
(fuck me boots)
(turntable)
(nice ass)
(a spot on a roller derby team - but i will get this one)
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 04:16 PM) [snapback]254934[/snapback]
(fuck me shoes)
Those look a little more like "Dewey Decimal Shoes", don't they?
Nice.
hey, i'd f a librarian. wouldn't you?
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 04:16 PM) [snapback]254934[/snapback]
(a spot on a roller derby team - but i will get this one)
If you make a roller derby team I will be there to cheer for you
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 12:16 PM) [snapback]254934[/snapback]
(a spot on a roller derby team - but i will get this one)
I could get you on one in LA, but I could ask around about Chicago if you don't have something lined up yet.
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Nov 29 2006, 02:48 PM) [snapback]254962[/snapback]
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 12:16 PM) [snapback]254934[/snapback]
(a spot on a roller derby team - but i will get this one)
I could get you on one in LA, but I could ask around about Chicago if you don't have something lined up yet.
I am looking to move the fuck out of Chicago... hmm. I have derby connections in Seattle, LA (thanks, FF) and Nebraska. Not like I'd ever move to Nebraska, though.
I've got it all figured out. Drinks with one of the girls tonight, recruitment party/meeting in a few weeks. I can't wait to fuck in roller skates.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 02:46 PM) [snapback]254827[/snapback]
To recap, that was a small exotic snake, stripper pole, Kate Moss, and violent taxidermy.
I don't even know where to buy a stripper pole.
I was thinking:
Snakeskin boots
Panty Hose
Nipples
A My Little Pony
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 12:56 PM) [snapback]254968[/snapback]
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Nov 29 2006, 02:48 PM) [snapback]254962[/snapback]
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 12:16 PM) [snapback]254934[/snapback]
(a spot on a roller derby team - but i will get this one)
I could get you on one in LA, but I could ask around about Chicago if you don't have something lined up yet.
I am looking to move the fuck out of Chicago... hmm. I have derby connections in Seattle, LA (thanks, FF) and Nebraska. Not like I'd ever move to Nebraska, though.
I've got it all figured out. Drinks with one of the girls tonight, recruitment party/meeting in a few weeks. I can't wait to fuck in roller skates.
You don't have to join a Roller Derby team to fuck in roller skates, you just need roller skates and someone willing to fuck you in'em.
And let me point out that there wasn't a Blizzard & Ice Storm in LA this week.
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]254940[/snapback]
hey, i'd f a librarian. wouldn't you?
Hi.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Nov 29 2006, 03:19 PM) [snapback]254985[/snapback]
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]254940[/snapback]
hey, i'd f a librarian. wouldn't you?
Hi.
Haha... I was hoping you'd see that. I totally had you in mind... not that I'd fuck you but that your wife would.
She loves it when I where those shoes.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Nov 29 2006, 03:24 PM) [snapback]254993[/snapback]
She loves it when I where those shoes.
Does she love it when her librarian husband makes ridiculous spelling errors?
Oh, snap! 
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Nov 29 2006, 01:24 PM) [snapback]254993[/snapback]
She loves it when I where those shoes.
When you where them wear?
QUOTE(jasmine @ Nov 29 2006, 02:16 PM) [snapback]254934[/snapback]
(a spot on a roller derby team - but i will get this one)
start hanging at beat kitchen more often...see quite a few roller derby gals hangin there. biggie and i have rollerderby connections.
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Nov 29 2006, 04:16 PM) [snapback]255043[/snapback]
biggie and i have rollerderby connections.
I'd like to win a decent sized poker tournament this holiday season. But only I can give that to myself. With perhaps a little help from the poker gods.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]254848[/snapback]
It hasn't even been 10 minutes and now I know where to buy a stripper pole (internet delivers). I just want to twirl around it and look at myself in the mirror while listening to records, bedroom dancing taken up a notch. Is not for the boyz.
But I imagine it ripping out of the ceiling, me left in bruises, thus the unattainable aspect.
...
Attach it to a ceiling joist or add some support in the attic.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]254848[/snapback]
I could get a lap dance, I could get a drug addiction...
uh...
QUOTE(kalmia @ Nov 29 2006, 04:30 PM) [snapback]255059[/snapback]
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]254848[/snapback]
I could get a lap dance, I could get a drug addiction...
uh...
I'm saying those things are attainable, the others less.
Scarymuppet, ahh! Let's go to a taxidermy convention this spring, for real.
I want Chicago to be 60 degrees everyday this winter.
my cat just died and i need a replacement.
I want the President of Iran to send me a Christmas Card.
^Pretty.
Bleach, that sucks, get a snake.
I was thinking:
Snakeskin boots
Panty Hose
Nipples
A My Little Pony
Hey, not bad. Oh, would I want snakeskin boots. I'm so into furs, hides, leathers, skins and things right now it's appalling. Peta would finally leave Anna Wintour alone. Here they are spraying her again:
Panty hose-- got 'em deep black.
Nipples-- got 'em. Like Kate, forget the bra (America fears nipples).
My Little Pony-- fuck those, I used to have a My Little Pony House and I never understood why it came with furniture when the horses couldn't sit on any of it. Didn't get much play.
Bleach, that sucks, get a snake.
QUOTE(zolacolby @ Nov 29 2006, 03:01 PM) [snapback]254973[/snapback]
I was thinking:
Snakeskin boots
Panty Hose
Nipples
A My Little Pony
Hey, not bad. Oh, would I want snakeskin boots. I'm so into furs, hides, leathers, skins and things right now it's appalling. Peta would finally leave Anna Wintour alone. Here they are spraying her again:
Panty hose-- got 'em deep black.
Nipples-- got 'em. Like Kate, forget the bra (America fears nipples).
My Little Pony-- fuck those, I used to have a My Little Pony House and I never understood why it came with furniture when the horses couldn't sit on any of it. Didn't get much play.
QUOTE
I'm so into furs, hides, leathers, skins and things right now it's appalling.
heartbreaking.
QUOTE(bleach @ Nov 29 2006, 07:25 PM) [snapback]255232[/snapback]
my cat just died and i need a replacement.
ooooh, I'm so sorry. That's awful news.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 07:46 PM) [snapback]255252[/snapback]
Hey not bad, oh would I want snakeskin boots. I'm so into furs, hides, leathers, skins and things right now it's appalling.
Sometimes I really like you somegirl and sometimes...
QUOTE(bleach @ Nov 29 2006, 07:59 PM) [snapback]255263[/snapback]
QUOTE
I'm so into furs, hides, leathers, skins and things right now it's appalling.
heartbreaking.
Oh, you're one of those.
QUOTE(Some Girl @ Nov 29 2006, 08:12 PM) [snapback]255277[/snapback]
Oh, you're one of those.
so am i.
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