ratings are between 0-10, post here and i will

rororo rororo

post.

huh?

pink's stoned.

lol

I want to be sized-up, weighed, and measured.

9/10 it is pretty ballsy to have a sn as self-deprecating as undercooked_sausage, i hope the pump i sent a few months ago works out for you.

also you're funny and in about the same circumstances as me irl (undergrad, too much free time), so it is easy to relate itssc as well as on the board.

u wanna be friends irl i dont bite

10/10 see you at bonnaroo





otm, btw



8/10 one of the first members to pm me when i first showed up here and a fellow alabama native, all around great dude. i approve.

I'm in.

idk my mom's in th room dont type anything dirty PLZ

asl

if shes around just let me no with pos

10/10 one of the few posters here that's completely indispensable, i can't believe you're awake. always great to have a man in the UK.

Cool I was hoping for an 8. I've got up early to work.

also i think it's kinda cute that our top poster is not from Chicago, or even North America.



okshe is g one i am pulling it back out

wut r u wearing 1st

i cn tell you what i'm not! wearing lol

srsly enough small talk ur such a tease where can we meet

Billy sez: Show me ur nips.

i alredy met u in my dreamz srsly tho u got webcam

Oh man. That exchange belongs in the archives.

camera crews will be waiting.

d'pends! r u a cop?

no lol but i am a butt cop if u no wut i mean and i liek handcuffs LOL

asl tho

o shit pos BRB i gotta put my thing away lol

13/m/the greater Chicago area

was that u tht just ried to call me!?5 omg ur kinda freakin me outim logging off time 4 soccer practice

ya i g2g get a bj frm my gf ttyl

wait wtf do i do with thz handcufs itss hard to type w/ yr teeth

wut uggh h/o a sec im getting a bj from my hot gf cuz u no i have 1 brb ok

lol ya right ur so gay fr me i bet she cn senseit (like a doghahah!)

WTF

ok im done neway cool im 12/F/IL u wanna meet over at the mcdonalds by my house

ps im am wearing tight shirt w/ no pantiez

You realize this is exactly 90% of the conversations on the internet, right down to the adult men pretending to be children...

Man, I don't think anyone's ever called me an adult before.

I mean, I've been tried as one.

-otto.

10/10 you contribute a lot more to the board than people realize...i stole your winter of our disco tent idea for my birthday party, and we had a great time:


(richard III on the far right and i am suleiman's the magnificent's most loyal guard



also, started off my valentine's day nap mix with that half-handed cloud track from the 100 indie pop songs ysi thread, you had some great recommendations in that thread. underrated poster.





7/10 i think you're a woman if you are you're classy and haughty as hell, i would probably be in love with you if you were 18 and lived in Auburn. if you're a guy, ignore the last sentence, subtract three points and stop acting like such a pussy.

what about me?

4/10 can be a nuisance and i think it's creepy when you make threads especially for that girl from U of I that posts here. i hope you help take the libertarian party to new heights in '06.

Wow, Auburn. I once saw The Cult in Auburn.

how can one thread contain so much awesome.

It's pretty good.

Looks like a fun party.

I don't think she cares.

Also, Faxman (or whatever he is now) made threads about me.

Sweet Jesus I have the giggles now.

9.3/10 +.5 for that sufjan/somb avator from a couple of weeks ago. -.2 for complaining about Undo (and Vicknoise) stealing your DJ name (if i remember correctly). can be counted on for quality posts on a daily basis, and brings the jokes.



8/10 for looking like Elliott Smith and having interesting things to say about everything from sports to literature. also, a nice lol:heh joke ratio, better than most.

why do you always skip me?

ah, was it at the w6 house? they've gotten some great bands the last 15 years (for Auburn) - Green Day, Ween, Wesley Willis/Let's Fight NASA, Man...or Astroman, etc.



i don't know whaty ou're talking about!

Never mind, I'm a dumbass.



Yep. Many fond memories of Man or Astroman. They used to play Montevallo (my uni) occasionally.

Never has a thread made me feel so old.

I posted in this thread and all I got was a lousy non-response.

Sausage and pinkerton know way too much about cybering with underaged girls.

Hit me with your kisses and your riding crop you sex demiurge.

Psh. St. Park is a better poster than anyone else in here except Undo, Mitchell, Sausage and maybe Ryan.

Thread suuucks.

7/10 all you do is complain



8/10 no i just know how to charm them



8/10 woo hoo, ween



9/10 would give you a lower score but don't want you to make a 1000 word post destroying my rating thread's credibility. great debater.

Classic.

It's just a one-off, but that might be archive material. Nicely.

day laborer checks in for his online pulse.

Shit, I just lost and I hadn't even posted in this thread. My SOMB cred went down the pan.