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what's up everyone?
Hay guise! I'm an indian lol.
Jess!
Hey Jess.
been working a lot, been sick, not much else. how about you?
been working a lot, been sick, not much else. how about you?
hi. hope you had a nice holiday season. can't wait to receive my 2007 music installment. 
just kidding. how are you?
just kidding. how are you?
I've been busy busy. You guys do realize that this forum is boring as hell without me right?
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 11:35 AM) [snapback]286294[/snapback]
I've been busy busy. You guys do realize that this forum is boring as hell without me right?
You obviously haven't read all the great panty thief threads.
welcome back.
Bonjour mademoiselle
I had a very perverse dream about red. You guys wanna hear?
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 12:56 PM) [snapback]286306[/snapback]
I had a very perverse dream about red. You guys wanna hear?
uh, no
just thought i'd entertain the class
just thought i'd entertain the class
We're waiting...
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 01:56 PM) [snapback]286306[/snapback]
I had a very perverse dream about red. You guys wanna hear?...I'd thought I'd entertain the class...
I'm writing, i'm writing. it's a very complicated story
Hey Jess! I'm back.
Miss your Friday threads...
Miss your Friday threads...
QUOTE(Complain @ Jan 11 2007, 12:30 PM) [snapback]286347[/snapback]
Hey Jess! I'm back.
Miss your Friday threads...
hi, luv
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]286340[/snapback]
I'm writing, i'm writing. it's a very complicated story
There had better be pictures too.
wish it were friday. i'm bored to death. hi jess.
QUOTE(kilgore trout @ Jan 11 2007, 01:09 PM) [snapback]286385[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]286340[/snapback]
I'm writing, i'm writing. it's a very complicated story
There had better be pictures too.
HA! There are. You see this whole thing was set off by reading too many porn comics. So obviously I have to include the pictures. For those of you not familiar with the work of Manus and Hines, THIS WILL NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK
this had better be like the graphic novel Lost Girls, by Alan Moore & Melinda Gebbie
For a 264-page slash fiction comic epic, Lost Girls really holds its own. The premise is surprisingly simple, given that Alan Moore — creator of From Hell, The Watchmen, and V for Vendetta — has made his name with such dense scripts. Wendy of Neverland, Dorothy of Oz, and Alice of Wonderland meet by chance in an Austrian hotel, on the eve of World War I. Now adults, they bond over anecdotes from their childhoods — and screw each other's brains out. Their original stories are reinterpreted through the lens of pubescent sexuality and fantasy: Captain Hook becomes a pedophile; the Scarecrow, a willing farm boy; and the mad tea party, a lesbian orgy. Moore's storytelling is excellent, as always, but Melinda Gebbie's art is the glue that holds Lost Girls together. Gebbie, an alumna of the seminal Wimmen's Comix, establishes a distinct style for each character's story. She combines the aesthetics of picture books with the conventions of Victorian pornography, creating a dreamy world of soft colors and sexual perversion.
Of course, sex in comics is not exactly new. The Tijuana Bibles of the early 19th century easily match Lost Girls in raunchiness. It's the scope of the book that's astonishing. The three girls, with a mind-boggling host of characters to help them, engage in almost every sexual act that can be conceived of. The libidinous frenzy reaches fever pitch as the entire hotel is involved in elaborate orgies fueled by stories of child prostitution and incest. The obvious de Sade parallel is not lost on Moore and Gebbie, but while Lost Girls makes reference to the Marquis, thankfully it's more an homage to an iconic libertine than a descent into coprophagia.
Ten years in the making, Lost Girls is far more than just an X-rated League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Moore insists that it's pornography, but that proves a difficult label. While its drawings do titillate, Lost Girls comes off as ornate erotica, as much due to its affected narrative and visual style as its needlessly expensive packaging. In the end, with all the shock value stripped away, the novel is a huge, flawed, but ultimately brilliant meditation on the trauma and joy of sexual awakening.
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For a 264-page slash fiction comic epic, Lost Girls really holds its own. The premise is surprisingly simple, given that Alan Moore — creator of From Hell, The Watchmen, and V for Vendetta — has made his name with such dense scripts. Wendy of Neverland, Dorothy of Oz, and Alice of Wonderland meet by chance in an Austrian hotel, on the eve of World War I. Now adults, they bond over anecdotes from their childhoods — and screw each other's brains out. Their original stories are reinterpreted through the lens of pubescent sexuality and fantasy: Captain Hook becomes a pedophile; the Scarecrow, a willing farm boy; and the mad tea party, a lesbian orgy. Moore's storytelling is excellent, as always, but Melinda Gebbie's art is the glue that holds Lost Girls together. Gebbie, an alumna of the seminal Wimmen's Comix, establishes a distinct style for each character's story. She combines the aesthetics of picture books with the conventions of Victorian pornography, creating a dreamy world of soft colors and sexual perversion.
Of course, sex in comics is not exactly new. The Tijuana Bibles of the early 19th century easily match Lost Girls in raunchiness. It's the scope of the book that's astonishing. The three girls, with a mind-boggling host of characters to help them, engage in almost every sexual act that can be conceived of. The libidinous frenzy reaches fever pitch as the entire hotel is involved in elaborate orgies fueled by stories of child prostitution and incest. The obvious de Sade parallel is not lost on Moore and Gebbie, but while Lost Girls makes reference to the Marquis, thankfully it's more an homage to an iconic libertine than a descent into coprophagia.
Ten years in the making, Lost Girls is far more than just an X-rated League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Moore insists that it's pornography, but that proves a difficult label. While its drawings do titillate, Lost Girls comes off as ornate erotica, as much due to its affected narrative and visual style as its needlessly expensive packaging. In the end, with all the shock value stripped away, the novel is a huge, flawed, but ultimately brilliant meditation on the trauma and joy of sexual awakening.
I don't like my comics in color. Black and white is much hotter. Leaves more to the imagination
ahh...guess i'm not around enough, i thought jess was some dude copping your name. haha...so hi and thanks for the card jess, hope you had nice holidays. i've been vaporizing and watching old bulls games....something i was gonna burn for you and send, but you know, that really isn't something you just spring on someone. any interest in watching old bulls games jess?
wait, is jess going to be posting hentai of red or something.
if so, this day just keeps getting better.
if so, this day just keeps getting better.
QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Jan 11 2007, 01:56 PM) [snapback]286452[/snapback]
wait, is jess going to be posting hentai of red or something.
if so, this day just keeps getting better.
It's pretty sick actually. My coworker says not to post it because everyone will think I'm completely psycho
QUOTE(bleach @ Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM) [snapback]286443[/snapback]
ahh...guess i'm not around enough, i thought jess was some dude copping your name. haha...so hi and thanks for the card jess, hope you had nice holidays. i've been vaporizing and watching old bulls games....something i was gonna burn for you and send, but you know, that really isn't something you just spring on someone. any interest in watching old bulls games jess?
Is it MJ Bulls? I love me some MJ. I spent $1,500 on tickets to the last playoff game in the old Chicago Stadium. 6th row. Best sporting event of my life. Only thing that comes close it getting spit on by Bubba Ray Duddly at a WWF show
Hey, yo, Jess. Long time to chitty-chat. Been missin' yer fun-filled postin'. All these new kids can't hold a candle to ya, I swear.
-Shocka.
-Shocka.
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]286473[/snapback]
QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Jan 11 2007, 01:56 PM) [snapback]286452[/snapback]
wait, is jess going to be posting hentai of red or something.
if so, this day just keeps getting better.
It's pretty sick actually. My coworker says not to post it because everyone will think I'm completely psycho
if you don't post it, PM or IM it to me plz.
QUOTE(AFTERSHOCK @ Jan 11 2007, 02:09 PM) [snapback]286486[/snapback]
Hey, yo, Jess. Long time to chitty-chat. Been missin' yer fun-filled postin'. All these new kids can't hold a candle to ya, I swear.
-Shocka.
XOXOXOXOXXXXX
QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Jan 11 2007, 02:12 PM) [snapback]286497[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]286473[/snapback]
QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Jan 11 2007, 01:56 PM) [snapback]286452[/snapback]
wait, is jess going to be posting hentai of red or something.
if so, this day just keeps getting better.
It's pretty sick actually. My coworker says not to post it because everyone will think I'm completely psycho
if you don't post it, PM or IM it to me plz.
You got it
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]286473[/snapback]
QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Jan 11 2007, 01:56 PM) [snapback]286452[/snapback]
wait, is jess going to be posting hentai of red or something.
if so, this day just keeps getting better.
It's pretty sick actually. My coworker says not to post it because everyone will think I'm completely psycho
QUOTE(bleach @ Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM) [snapback]286443[/snapback]
ahh...guess i'm not around enough, i thought jess was some dude copping your name. haha...so hi and thanks for the card jess, hope you had nice holidays. i've been vaporizing and watching old bulls games....something i was gonna burn for you and send, but you know, that really isn't something you just spring on someone. any interest in watching old bulls games jess?
Is it MJ Bulls? I love me some MJ. I spent $1,500 on tickets to the last playoff game in the old Chicago Stadium. 6th row. Best sporting event of my life. Only thing that comes close it getting spit on by Bubba Ray Duddly at a WWF show
Saw MJ 6th row also. Against the NYK in '98 in the UC.
Amazing how quick the dude was in real life. It was almost superhuman. Especially when he jumped, he just literally jumped faster than anybody else on the floor. I was amazed.
May i sign up for my own PMed copy?
QUOTE(kilgore trout @ Jan 11 2007, 02:15 PM) [snapback]286509[/snapback]
May i sign up for my own PMed copy?
sure
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:27 PM) [snapback]286529[/snapback]
QUOTE(kilgore trout @ Jan 11 2007, 02:15 PM) [snapback]286509[/snapback]
May i sign up for my own PMed copy?
sure
So, you drew a cartoon of the dream? Is that what I'm gathering? Or, you have a story, and also the cartoons that inspired it?
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 04:06 PM) [snapback]286473[/snapback]
Is it MJ Bulls? I love me some MJ. I spent $1,500 on tickets to the last playoff game in the old Chicago Stadium. 6th row. Best sporting event of my life. Only thing that comes close it getting spit on by Bubba Ray Duddly at a WWF show
mj? but of course. remember the time mutombo was talkin' shit about mike never dunking over him? yea, i just watched that game. funny, i remember the jordan dunk, but what i forgot about that game was dennis rodman killin' it on his 36th bday. droppin' 3's even.
um, lesseee...this is what i have
bulls v/s spurs 84 (kinda odd to see artis gilmore in a spurs uni - porn star john paxson is a rookie for the spurs as well...mike 45 in basically his firstr wk as a rookie - 7th game? 9th? i'd have to see a schedule)
v/s sixers 85 (dr. j is still on the floor - jordan 31)
v/s celtics 86 (mike's 63 pt game)
v/s hawks 97(mutombo game)
v/s suns 96 ( great game...steve nash as a rookie. pippen/jordan 37 each)
v/s lakers 96 (kobe rookie 5 pts, jordan 30 - first meeting)
v/s pacers 96 (always great games here...jordan 44/pippen 40)
v/s pistons 96 (jordan 53)
think that's it..maybe one or two more...all on dvd, all excellent quality.
lemme know what you want...
QUOTE(TATTOO @ Jan 11 2007, 02:29 PM) [snapback]286533[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:27 PM) [snapback]286529[/snapback]
QUOTE(kilgore trout @ Jan 11 2007, 02:15 PM) [snapback]286509[/snapback]
May i sign up for my own PMed copy?
sure
So, you drew a cartoon of the dream? Is that what I'm gathering?
No no. The dream was inspired by some bdsm comics I was reading
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:32 PM) [snapback]286546[/snapback]
QUOTE(TATTOO @ Jan 11 2007, 02:29 PM) [snapback]286533[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 02:27 PM) [snapback]286529[/snapback]
QUOTE(kilgore trout @ Jan 11 2007, 02:15 PM) [snapback]286509[/snapback]
May i sign up for my own PMed copy?
sure
So, you drew a cartoon of the dream? Is that what I'm gathering?
No no. The dream was inspired by some bdsm comics I was reading
Are you going to tell us the dream at least?
Hey, Jess!!!!
Only new thing is I got me one of them thar girlfriend-type girly girls...it's good...reaaaaaal good.
How's things? I'd kinda like to hear that story about your dream..soundsssss...interesting.
Only new thing is I got me one of them thar girlfriend-type girly girls...it's good...reaaaaaal good.
How's things? I'd kinda like to hear that story about your dream..soundsssss...interesting.
QUOTE(Triple Lindys @ Jan 11 2007, 02:40 PM) [snapback]286563[/snapback]
Hey, Jess!!!!
Only new thing is I got me one of them thar girlfriend-type girly girls...it's good...reaaaaaal good.
How's things? I'd kinda like to hear that story about your dream..soundsssss...interesting.
Oh AWESOME! Very happy for you.
Bleach,
v/s celtics 86 (mike's 63 pt game)
v/s hawks 97(mutombo game)
v/s suns 96 ( great game...steve nash as a rookie. pippen/jordan 37 each)
v/s lakers 96 (kobe rookie 5 pts, jordan 30 - first meeting)
v/s pacers 96 (always great games here...jordan 44/pippen 40)
v/s pistons 96 (jordan 53)
Post the dream, Jess. I had a dream that my friend Eel was trying to talk Burt Ward (dressed as Robin the Boy Wonder) to stick his manhood into a children's wading pool full of baby alligators. Turns out it wasn't a dream.
whoa. how did i miss the rest of this thread? let's hear it, lady jess.
QUOTE(Freddie Freelance @ Jan 11 2007, 02:17 PM) [snapback]286720[/snapback]
Post the dream, Jess. I had a dream that my friend Eel was trying to talk Burt Ward (dressed as Robin the Boy Wonder) to stick his manhood into a children's wading pool full of baby alligators. Turns out it wasn't a dream.
Sounds like your friend has odaxelagnia.
QUOTE(red @ Jan 11 2007, 05:58 PM) [snapback]286814[/snapback]
whoa. how did i miss the rest of this thread? let's hear it, lady jess.
I was thinking I should maybe send you a copy before publication.
QUOTE(red @ Jan 11 2007, 07:58 PM) [snapback]286814[/snapback]
whoa. how did i miss the rest of this thread? let's hear it, lady jess.
Yeah, goddamit, I've been waiting for...what...8 hours for this now. It's sure to disappoint after all this wait...
oh hello
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 06:02 PM) [snapback]286817[/snapback]
QUOTE(red @ Jan 11 2007, 05:58 PM) [snapback]286814[/snapback]
whoa. how did i miss the rest of this thread? let's hear it, lady jess.
I was thinking I should maybe send you a copy before publication.
that is a good idea. send it over, girl.
QUOTE(Jess @ Jan 11 2007, 01:30 PM) [snapback]286413[/snapback]
I don't like my comics in color. Black and white is much hotter. Leaves more to the imagination
Anyway, I just want you to know that I enjoy this board better when you are posting. On to the dream then, eh?
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QUOTE(red @ Jan 11 2007, 07:58 PM) [snapback]286814[/snapback]
whoa. how did i miss the rest of this thread? let's hear it, lady jess.
Yeah, goddamit, I've been waiting for...what...8 hours for this now. It's sure to disappoint after all this wait...
Welcome to Jess.
So Jess, besides the dream, what's new with you? Did your company beat that lawsuit?
Oh hell, guys, sorry about that. The dream sort of turned into a 5 page short story. Which is still not finished. I'll get arounf to it sometime. To sum up: party at a hotel, red was with 3 guys i didn't know, i passed out on a bed, red and i were abducted by these 3 men and forced into slavery. of a very nasty sort. anyway, the thing that was so fascinating to me was it was a real role reversal for me. ...and it was exciting
sounds hot
QUOTE(velocity @ Jan 12 2007, 01:56 AM) [snapback]287097[/snapback]
So Jess, besides the dream, what's new with you? Did your company beat that lawsuit?
dunno yet. the judge wants written closing arguments. i think they have about 2 months to get them done.
I need to find my Bulls ticket stubs. I think I went to 3 games in the Jordan era. 2 of them were Playoff games, one where they eliminated the Sixers, I think in 1998?
Looking forward to this story too.
Looking forward to this story too.
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