SO my job was a temp thing and it ends in a week or two. Who's got work for me? Preferably no further south than the loop (merely for convenience, my commute is long enough as it is, although if the job pays well I'll reconsider) and benefits are definitely important. Hook me up.

Are you agreeable to being turned out?

You can come make candles for me. No dental plan, though

sure, he can pull the body hair out of the melted wax

c'mon deej...give me your sexiest pose.

Brett, I like yr thinking. I think I would make a high-class gigalo, nothing trashy, no kinks, and extra to keep the condom.

What are you looking for, homeslice?

Excellent. I have a list of horny men achin' for your sweetness.

Writing or publishing or public history or library/archival or history in general or research assistant or if it comes down to it/is big money, law clerk.

basically something to make money so I can afford records so I can DJ and write about music without living in a cardboard box.

one step forward, two steps back

thread title still true. i just want to pay my rent, work no more than 40 hrs a week, and not want to kill myself.

it's threads like this that remind me how much i love my job. (and, no, there are no openings.)

http://soundopinions.org/forum/index.php?s...mp;#entry438792

u must have missed the part about being able to pay rent

yea. hah, high five.
sucks for deej.

you were like me once!!!

Have you ever not needed a job?

thread severely lacking the flirting of fine honeys.

i know, it's true.

but now i have the best job in the world, so i can laugh at you. haha. look at deej and his shitty job.

you know if we had openings here i'd get you a job asap, though. we are only looking for sales peeps now though.

deej cant even sell rap music to somb much less magazines to chicagoans.

although in his defense selling rap to this board is probably 1000x harder

it's actually ad sales

If you would be working with who I think you would be working with, you would have a fucking great time. I garauntee it. If you can be around that guy and not have a great time, there is something wrong with you.

I can let you know next time there's an opening where I work. If nothing else you can put my name in the cover letter and that could probably push you past the first round of résumé culling. Remind me next time I see you.

should i apply to this? how hard can it be? "i'm from toc, want to advertise? cool."

yea, biggie ever so vaguely tells you what is up. coworker dude brings the lulz and fun at work, and i'm not even in his department.

deej, dont tell the somb where i work, dickhat.
i think you need to have, you know, experience.