lol ownt

I'm with you.
Just posted about that hideous face she was making in the topless shot.

All women will love you for making this thread.

i never said she was gorgeous, just an appreciation for the topless unauthorized pics

I am kind of with you, last ten years with you, but those old, early friends episodes, I mean, damn. This woman was the ultimate girl next door in a big way. Total babealicious.

Young Jen = horse
Old Jen = horse wearing a leather Jacket after being scrubbed down with sulfuric acid.

She reminds me of a younger Barbara Streisand.

Ouch

Not my kind of face at all.

werd

i used to find her really hot in the 90's...i dont know what i was thinking.

I agree with everything in this thread.

I also agree. I have always felt this way.

In the mid-90's, when every girl was copying her hairstyle, what a joke! I used to talk shit to those girls because I couldn't figure out why they would want to look like a fat cow?

Just another no-talent chick who has family in Hollywood and thinks she has a gold-plated pussy.

For anyone that thinks is the "ultimate girl next door" you need to get a labotomy.

There is nothing, absolutely nothing that is "next door girl" about her. Please someone tell me how this is so???? She is cunty, slutty, uptight, pissy, arrogant, fatty, unsympathetic, stupid, upper-crusty, immodest, pretentious, horrible sense of humor, etc.

She is the witch that plays nice and tricks you, and then you see the monstrosity within.

She's okay.

I thought she was hot when she was younger, but she's definitely not gotten better with age.

the correct term to describe Aniston is "butterface"

Damn that girl's body is hot, butterface would scare children and small animals

What are you folks on, she is "girl next door" hot.

We have something called BOBFOC here. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch

What dude wouldn't want to walk in the door and see this sitting on his living room couch?

Brad Pitt, evidently.

There isn't a single dude in this thread who wouldn't eat the corn out of her shit if given the chance. You're all a bunch of big talkers, but there's no way you'd back it up. And if she's fugly, this thread is useless without pictures of the ladies with whom you're all making the monster with two backs.

Thanks for making me spit my coffee



On the "Maloney Scale"(which I have since stolen and claim as my own), she is a one.

otm. jealous oozes out of this thread.

how is this not hot?




and i never used to think she was attractive on friends. but this shit...hot.

All I said was I don't think her face is that pretty. Of course she has a very nice body, etc.

bob loblaw otm

See other thread with link to topless butterface photo.

edit: Wait, I misunderstood. But still, see that thread if you want to know why we're all "meh."

hey guys. Jennifer Aniston is a beautiful woman. Is she 22? No. Is she even 29? no. Even young beautiful women can have photos taken of them where they are not as gorgeous as usual. As women (and men) get older, these imperfections increase and the photo ops with less than the usual gorgeousness increase. Jen is no exception to this. She's still considered a beauty because she's still attractive and she's extremely famous and people liked her on Friends.

For some reason it really bugs me when beautiful women who happen not to be Scarlett Johanneson and also happen to be over say, 27 or so, get ripped on by a bunch of message board horny guys who generally sit home wacking off to internet porn more often than not.

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This has a certain Exorcist/hovering-above-the-bed quality that's a little unsettling.

Wha'? Linda Blair was about the last thing to pop into my head looking at that picture...so lithe...so fit...the windows look really dirty but that's OK.

And I still think she's got cute little buttons, yes she does! Oh, yes she does.

I personally find it unsettling in a different way, because it's hot as shit.

yeah, that's more along the lines of what i was thinking.


where is that topless photo from?

EDIT: btw, those are really pretty boobs.

Hey guys. I didn't think her face was pretty at any age. Feel free to spank it to whomever you like, but don't expect us all to find the same women beautiful. Isn't that the party line that's towed in all those threads about skinny models and whanot?

The Dead Sea Scrolls...who knew!?

yeah, that's fine, and I suppose I can understand that. Although I kinda suspect you just don't find her to be the most beautiful of the beautiful actresses on tv. I was more responding to the folks who were saying they used to think she was hot, but now she's ugly, cuz she like aged a few years. Just bugs me. No wonder every actress on earth gets plastic surgery every couple of weeks.

Tanned skin, dirty blone hair, and a wide face aren't my thing on anyone, actress or no. I wouldn't look twice at her walking down the street unless she was wearing the outfit in that bed photo above.

But the rest of the stuff you said makes sense, fair enough, etc.

Edit: I grossed out yancy: saving others from same fate.

Okay, gross.

whoa..you've crossed into salma hayek territory now...

yeah, just wait till she opens that mouth and you hear that voice (douche chills)

Let's get this straigt....

there isn't one dude in the world that wouldn't bang her given the chance....

that being said.....you show me a hot chick and I'll name a few dudes that are tired of fucking her

you show me J.A. and I'll name probably 67 dudes that would rather shoot themselves then have to get back together with her.

Any reason why this is so? It's because she is a succubus

Post of the fucking century.

By my count, there are 14 guys in this thread who are full of shit.

By my count, those 14 guys would allow Aniston to treat them like her personal bitch if we actually assumed reality.

you need to stop smoking angel dust.

Why is it that 2 of the world's most popular men have left her like a bat out of hell? You don't need to assume any reality there.

do you seriously think she is fat? or is that some teennage lingo i dont know of?
would i fuck her untill i was bleeding? of course
do i still think she is a hot celebrity? nope

Why is that two of the world's most popular men have been with her?

A: she's hot

OTTony

I have no problem admitting she's got a hot body, but that face....ugh. She's a dog.

the topless picture maybe, but we all have bad pictures.

http://i12.tinypic.com/47985t3.jpg elastico (hot)

http://i12.tinypic.com/433iz4p.jpg elastico (drunk)

I'm not proud

(these are links because the second one is nsfw)

someone please post a pic of her from '93 with that hairstyle.

She looks like a baby cow (not sure of the scientific name for a female baby cow)

put your pants back on!!!

Is that your girlfriend in the 2nd picture? She's way cuter than J.A.